02-09-2010, 06:06 PM
02-10-2010, 05:11 AM
"Treat the queens like whores and the whores like queens'
02-10-2010, 08:18 AM
''the mind of a woman is always inside the pussy''
02-10-2010, 09:13 AM
"For every good looking woman out there, there is a guy tired of banging her" Alfie
02-10-2010, 03:04 PM
(02-10-2010 09:13 AM)Quasi Wrote: [ -> ]"For every good looking woman out there, there is a guy tired of banging her" Alfie
Good one.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure".
"Nothing sweeter than revenge
The vengeance is splendid, your body extended
White chalk and forensics"
02-10-2010, 10:37 PM
"You can lose a lot of money chasing women, but you can't lose a lot of women chasing money."
02-10-2010, 11:56 PM
"I love women. Particularly women with black hair, brunettes, blonds and redheads." - MPM
02-11-2010, 09:52 AM
Men get laid, but women get screwed.
02-11-2010, 11:52 PM
A drunk speaks their sober mind.
02-12-2010, 04:20 AM
G that kinda leaves out the balled women, so no Sinead o Conner for you I guess 
“A man is only as faithful as his options”
-Chris Rock
(was someone else that used it in here somewhere)
“A man is only as faithful as his options”
-Chris Rock
(was someone else that used it in here somewhere)
02-21-2010, 07:15 PM
"When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.”
02-21-2010, 09:02 PM
"A weekend wasted is never a wasted weekend"
02-23-2010, 01:55 AM
"Apparently, he was not totally ignorant of one of life’s great secrets: women don’t look for handsome men, they look for men with beautiful women. Having an ugly mistress is therefore a fatal error."
-The Book Of Laughter & Forgetting by Milan Kundera
"I am afriad that women appreciate cruelty, downright crelty, more than anything else. They have wonderfully primitive instincts. We have emancipated them, but they remain slaves looking for their masters, all the same. They love being dominated."
-Oscar Wilde, The Picture Of Dorian Grey
“What do you think, young men? Which is better for you? To search after a woman, or to search after yourselves?”
-Buddha
"I never return to a female a second time. With me at any rate, women invariably pull out all the stops during the first encounter, and a second meeting can therefore be nothing more than the same old tune on the same old fiddle. Who wants that? Not me."
-Bitch by Roald Dahl
“There are no girls with good personalities,” we all say in unison, laughing, giving each other high-five.
“A good personality,” Reeves begins, “consists of a chick who has a little hardbody and who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things and who will essentially keep her dumb fucking mouth shut.”
“Listen,” Hamlin says, nodding in agreement. “The only girls with good personalities who are smart and maybe funny or halfway intelligent or even talented—though god knows what the fuck that means—are ugly chicks… and this is because they have to make up for how fucking unattractive they are.”
-American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis
-The Book Of Laughter & Forgetting by Milan Kundera
"I am afriad that women appreciate cruelty, downright crelty, more than anything else. They have wonderfully primitive instincts. We have emancipated them, but they remain slaves looking for their masters, all the same. They love being dominated."
-Oscar Wilde, The Picture Of Dorian Grey
“What do you think, young men? Which is better for you? To search after a woman, or to search after yourselves?”
-Buddha
"I never return to a female a second time. With me at any rate, women invariably pull out all the stops during the first encounter, and a second meeting can therefore be nothing more than the same old tune on the same old fiddle. Who wants that? Not me."
-Bitch by Roald Dahl
“There are no girls with good personalities,” we all say in unison, laughing, giving each other high-five.
“A good personality,” Reeves begins, “consists of a chick who has a little hardbody and who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things and who will essentially keep her dumb fucking mouth shut.”
“Listen,” Hamlin says, nodding in agreement. “The only girls with good personalities who are smart and maybe funny or halfway intelligent or even talented—though god knows what the fuck that means—are ugly chicks… and this is because they have to make up for how fucking unattractive they are.”
-American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis
02-23-2010, 03:45 AM
"Every man buys sex. There's no such thing as free love. It's no wonder men treat women like assets to be valued and counted."
02-23-2010, 12:33 PM
A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. ~Chauncey Mitchell Depew
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. ~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. ~Author Unknown
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares. ~Elbert Hubbard
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent. ~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. ~Author Unknown
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares. ~Elbert Hubbard
02-23-2010, 02:27 PM
"Fuck bitches, make money."
Notorious B.I.G.
Notorious B.I.G.
03-14-2010, 03:20 PM
"I am afriad that women appreciate cruelty, downright crelty, more than anything else."--Oscar Wilde
03-14-2010, 10:13 PM
(02-10-2010 03:04 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote: [ -> ](02-10-2010 09:13 AM)Quasi Wrote: [ -> ]"For every good looking woman out there, there is a guy tired of banging her" Alfie
Good one.
"One man's trash is another man's treasure".
"Nothing sweeter than revenge
The vengeance is splendid, your body extended
White chalk and forensics"
haha, G are you quoting Suga Free here? Rather give you my bitch?
03-14-2010, 10:23 PM
"But before I hit the border someone give me a quarter, cause I'ma prank call cop shot just for kicks, payback for every time that they called me a spic." - Immortal technique
"And if you go platnum, it´s got nothing to do with luck it just means that a million people are stupid as fuck." - Immortal Technique
"If I could I would keep this feeling in a plastic jar, bust it out whenever someone's acting hard." - Slug
"The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page." - St. Augustine
"And if you go platnum, it´s got nothing to do with luck it just means that a million people are stupid as fuck." - Immortal Technique
"If I could I would keep this feeling in a plastic jar, bust it out whenever someone's acting hard." - Slug
"The World is a book, and those who do not travel read only a page." - St. Augustine
03-19-2010, 12:45 PM
(03-14-2010 10:23 PM)Brandon E Wrote: [ -> ]"But before I hit the border someone give me a quarter, cause I'ma prank call cop shot just for kicks, payback for every time that they called me a spic." - Immortal technique
"And if you go platnum, it´s got nothing to do with luck it just means that a million people are stupid as fuck." - Immortal Technique
Hah, Immortal Technique has a bit of Holden from The Catcher in the Rye in him.
03-19-2010, 02:46 PM
"We have to distrust each other. It is our only defence against betrayal."
-Tennessee Williams
"A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity."
-Robert A. Heinlein
"My grandpa asked me one time if I care whether I live or die. Yeah I do. Now it's too late."
-KD Caine
Menace II Society
-Tennessee Williams
"A competent and self-confident person is incapable of jealousy in anything. Jealousy is invariably a symptom of neurotic insecurity."
-Robert A. Heinlein
"My grandpa asked me one time if I care whether I live or die. Yeah I do. Now it's too late."
-KD Caine
Menace II Society