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Damn this thread has me lulzing
10-18-2012 07:00 PM
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Single white female, 39. Is this another chick who has read 50 shades of grey too many times?



Do you drink?

Socially



Do you want children?

Does not want children



Marital Status

Single



Do you do drugs?

No



Pets

No Pets



Eye Color

Blue



Profession

Hairdresser



Do you have children?

No



Do you have a car?

Yes



Longest Relationship

Over 4 years





Interests







gaging

restraints

suspensions









About Me
I am a very assertive woman who enjoys the Submissive side of the DS relationship
When messaging me, please tell me of a scenario where punishment would be properly used as well as a reward!

please contact me if you have experience as a true DOM

no couples or multiparters, hard listed along with another short list of activities but can provide after the inital meeting to see if we have some burning desire to enhance each others needs



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Normal date....I'm not here for role playing
10-18-2012 07:28 PM
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RE: Online-Girl Hamster Thread
I'm not the only one who skips all posts in this thread that don't either contain a 1) pic of the chick 2) bolded quotes, right?

This thread is just too huge to slog through without the above two things.

So, anyone who has provided both: thank you, sir. You have greatly entertained me.
10-25-2012 11:53 AM
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this is her main picture. The other pictures make her seem like shed be cute sans 100lbs

"I'm a demisexual, fat-and-fabulous feminist with a blog, entirely too much time on my hands, and an unabashed adoration of teacups, mermaids, and British men named Tom, of the Hardy and Hiddleston variety. I like to read. A lot. So much that I have a shelf dedicated to books that I've bought and haven't read yet due to an overabundance of things I have priorities for reading.

I am not sorry for anything ever, unless previously stated.

The blog : cupcakesandbrimstone.tumblr.com"

bolded is a description of every feminist in existence. Note. According to google demisexual is some loser sperg who "can't" have sex with someone unless they have a deep emotional connection. Hamster translation: no men want me sexually, but I'm really just waiting for mr. right that will get meeeeeee.

"I'm not as rude as it seems. I promise. Unless you're rude or creepy first."

The first things people usually notice about me
...would it be egotistical to say my fabulous personality?

Baking various things; I enjoy cupcakes/muffins the best. ( Think about it. THEY ARE LITERALLY CAKES YOU CAN HOLD IN YOUR HAND. HOW AWESOME IS THAT? )

Read: I can get fat twice as fast. I don't even need a fork.


I seriously feel bad that the internet has allowed these social rejects to hold so much weight (heheh) and influence 'normal' behavior.
11-03-2012 07:35 PM
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note the starbucks

just an angry vegan straight edge anarchist trying to do my thing.
also, i'm queer, not bisexual. unfortunately okcupid does not recognize that.

i study geography and i seriously love school (although it is definitely a tool of capitalism and often makes me want to punch myself in the face). i am very interested in both physical and human geography, as well as sociology, and i spend a lot of time talking/thinking about both. because of this, all my friends think i'm a weird nerd. they are probably right.

i also work a couple days a week at a clothing store, selling people things i can't afford.

shows: seinfeld, jeopardy!, criminal minds, twin peaks, sex and the city, curb your enthusiasm, parks and recreation, 30 rock.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
all my friends in other places that i miss. intersectionality. human, animal, and earth liberation. smashing capitalism and the patriarchy. all the problems i have with various institutions. all of the critiques i have of feminism. how excited i am for my next planned adventure. what i'm going to eat for my next meal. the deliciousness and versatility of avocados. how to take better care of myself and others. how i hate cops yet love shows like twin peaks and criminal minds.

Smashing the state by being an active member of it!!!!
11-04-2012 02:19 PM
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what the hell america?
I feel sorry for you guys.
Ok, sure there's a good part that's different than those, but still, looking at how these exist in such numbers..
11-04-2012 03:09 PM
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Mother of all hamsters??

   

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11-05-2012 06:48 AM
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There is only one thing wrong with these girls: narcissism. They were raised to believe they are great and "special" no matter what. Read "the narcissism epidemic", a book that opened my eyes to how rampant all this is in our culture. Or check http://www.wryrye.blogspot.com
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11-05-2012 01:22 PM
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(11-05-2012 01:22 PM)Asaxon Wrote:  There is only one thing wrong with these girls: narcissism. They were raised to believe they are great and "special" no matter what. Read "the narcissism epidemic", a book that opened my eyes to how rampant all this is in our culture. Or check http://www.wryrye.blogspot.com

Great book. I think narcissism affects everyone in modern society, but it especially damages the females who are already narcissistic by nature.
11-05-2012 05:59 PM
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(11-04-2012 02:19 PM)WesternCancer Wrote:  [Image: 10642482331599958777.jpeg]
note the starbucks

just an angry vegan straight edge anarchist trying to do my thing.
also, i'm queer, not bisexual. unfortunately okcupid does not recognize that.

i study geography and i seriously love school (although it is definitely a tool of capitalism and often makes me want to punch myself in the face). i am very interested in both physical and human geography, as well as sociology, and i spend a lot of time talking/thinking about both. because of this, all my friends think i'm a weird nerd. they are probably right.

i also work a couple days a week at a clothing store, selling people things i can't afford.

shows: seinfeld, jeopardy!, criminal minds, twin peaks, sex and the city, curb your enthusiasm, parks and recreation, 30 rock.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
all my friends in other places that i miss. intersectionality. human, animal, and earth liberation. smashing capitalism and the patriarchy. all the problems i have with various institutions. all of the critiques i have of feminism. how excited i am for my next planned adventure. what i'm going to eat for my next meal. the deliciousness and versatility of avocados. how to take better care of myself and others. how i hate cops yet love shows like twin peaks and criminal minds.

Smashing the state by being an active member of it!!!!
Lol what a tool.
11-05-2012 10:58 PM
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(11-05-2012 05:59 PM)ghostdog Wrote:  
(11-05-2012 01:22 PM)Asaxon Wrote:  There is only one thing wrong with these girls: narcissism. They were raised to believe they are great and "special" no matter what. Read "the narcissism epidemic", a book that opened my eyes to how rampant all this is in our culture. Or check http://www.wryrye.blogspot.com

Great book. I think narcissism affects everyone in modern society, but it especially damages the females who are already narcissistic by nature.
Guys, drop a review in this thread about the book.
http://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-13100.html
11-05-2012 10:59 PM
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What the hell is demisexual???

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11-06-2012 05:13 AM
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What does it mean if a girl is on online dating sites for years?
11-06-2012 09:02 PM
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(11-06-2012 09:02 PM)houston Wrote:  What does it mean if a girl is on online dating sites for years?

Haha I logged back on pof after a long break today - there are at least 10 girls still on there after 2+ years. 8 of them are now the 'upgraded' member types. They are all pretty much average but they seem to have honed their profiles like a science in order to attention whore and seek validation. Bet not one of them has met a guy for a date. In the real world they gain nothing. smh
11-07-2012 10:31 PM
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30 years old French Canadian from Quebec. (not surprised)
I do have a fetish for pregnant women and I would bang her when pregnant.

Profile is in French
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=39447351

"Look, my ma got knocked up...again. You could be next in line"
11-11-2012 10:13 PM
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Surely she has to be trolling, given that the picture is signed? Or she just cares about copyright?

Anyway, don't miss the symbolic tattoo on her right foot.

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11-12-2012 02:53 AM
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It's pretty funny seeing old hags with all kinds of requirements in their profiles. I guess it doesn't ever stop.
11-12-2012 08:47 PM
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I can just picture her saying the headline with a really cheery voice

   
11-16-2012 12:01 PM
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delete

"...so I gave her an STD, and she STILL wanted to bang me."

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11-16-2012 05:05 PM
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I made a fake profile a while back with a white jocks pictures. I ended up getting naked pictures of some girls who said racist shit to my real profile. Can anyone spread them online?
11-16-2012 06:27 PM
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(11-16-2012 06:27 PM)houston Wrote:  I made a fake profile a while back with a white jocks pictures. I ended up getting naked pictures of some girls who said racist shit to my real profile. Can anyone spread them online?

Just post them here. Banana

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11-16-2012 06:29 PM
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(11-16-2012 06:29 PM)MSW2007 Wrote:  
(11-16-2012 06:27 PM)houston Wrote:  I made a fake profile a while back with a white jocks pictures. I ended up getting naked pictures of some girls who said racist shit to my real profile. Can anyone spread them online?

Just post them here. Banana

And more importantly, data on how you got the naked pics out of them.

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11-16-2012 06:32 PM
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I don't think it's a good idea to even have them on this forum.
11-16-2012 09:58 PM
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Funniest shit ever
This chick has game on lock....Not really



for one..the girl has amazon wishlist in her profile
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The sad thing is..Im betting theres some seriously beta guys out there that buy her shit, otherwise she wouldnt be so bold in her request.


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11-16-2012 10:50 PM
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she just deleted her profile and wishlist when i told her that it showed her whole name.
and I wouldnt tell her how to fix it

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