(02-05-2010 02:48 AM)sthesia Wrote:  Just spent ~10 days in Floripa.

It looks like you had a lot of fun and spent a lot of cash. How many times did you get laid and by how many different girls ?

First impressions on Floripa:
It[s spread out. You have to rent a car.
It´s kinda desrt maybe it´s already getting low season.
Yesterday (thurday) I was in El divino, it was a hip hop party. The best part was taking a dump on a cushion toilet seat. Honestrly there were only three girls above 16 years old. My and my wing opened two of them. Good vibe, etc, the third one was alone and eventually told the otheres to leave(To the Banheiro). The cover for El Divino was 60 reais, If you have dinner they will discount it from your final paymentnner there so it was worth it. Cool Caipirinhas.

Here´s a quick report about Floripa:
I was in Floripa in the end of February, which means end of high season begining of low season.

Where to stay:
http://moradatorres.com/
I think Lumiére already mentioned place. It´s 100 mts from the beach Praia Mole, which was the best beach regarding hotties. The owner Alexandre was super cool. His like a 40 years old surfer. Me and my wing arrived at 02:00am and he brought us some Perdigão Pizza to eat. He also let us stay one night for free on the apartment. A genuine friendly person. He also has some free surfboards if you wanna try surfing.
The house was cheap.

Rent a car.
We rented a car in Localiza
http://www.localiza.com/reservas/
I don´t think it was the cheapest, but if you don´t wanna waste time looking for a rent a car, localiza is a good option.
Renting a car is mandatory in Floripa.

Where to eat:
You have a lot of places to eat in Lagoa da Conceição. The seafood is good. But if you wanna save some cash the best is that you have dinner in El Divino.
In El Divino the cover charge is 60 Brazilian Reais without any drink. But if you go there before 22:00, you can have dinner there, (the food is very good) and the money you spend in the dinner will be included in the final payment. This means that you can have dinner for the 60 reais you would spend simply in the cover charge. I usually spent 110 reais in El Divino which is a ok price for dinning and clubbin. If you decide to go have dinner there ask for a waitress called Silvane. She´s not hot but she´s nice and honest and will give every discount, promotion that you´re entitled to. I drank so much Caipirinha in el divino that my tooth started hurting.
Inside El Divino you should buy the VIP bandwrist. It costs around 15 reais. Depending on the night.

Where to party:
El Divino in Centro was full every night so I guess if you don´t know any other party it´s a good option.
On thursdays was hip hop night. The average age of girls was bellow 18 years old.
In Sundays it´s something like the Samba night so it´s packed, highly recommed going there.

Friday I went to Confraria da Artes in Lagoa da Conceição. The place was packed. The Cover Charge was 40 reais. Me and my wing were sitting on a couch three girls just asked if they good sit with us. They were good looking girls, one 7 and two 8´s. The problem with Floripa is that girls are normally in groups of three. So this means that there´s one (normally the ugliest) that will try to ruin the night.
While we talk with with this girls, it was funny to realise how they would try to show how they´re blood was italian or german, with no mix whatsoever with brazilians. I found it to be ridiculous, but they were hot...


Saturday: During the day we went to an insane pool party in Parador which is located in Jurerê. The quality was unbelievable. When I saw the entrance line I almost started to cry with the quantity and quality of the girls. It was the summer closing party. Inside it was like heaven. I had never been to such an incredible party. The thing in Floripa is that it´s all directed to cash. You will not get laid unless you have incredible game if you don´t show cash. The girls there as Alexandre told us are Class A. They have more cash than you dream of. Of course there´s also some wannabe´s.
In parador the cover was 60 reais. I payed 40 reais cause I bought a ticket form a guy that was selling outside. It was risky but payed off.
In the night everybody talked about Pacha. Me and my wing were already drunk so we spent like 3 hours looking for the place with the car, till we eventually quit and went to bed.

Sunday: Went to El Divino to a Samba party. It was our last real night in Floripa, cause we knew that in mondays it´s all closed. We opened a special convo that costed like 300 reais (one bottle of Greygoose, one of Champgne and 6 red bulls). Bought the VIP bandwrist. And from one moment to the other everybody were our friends. Payed 20 reais to every bouncer I met, cause I knew we were drinking too much. So I´m meeting girls left and right. A popular dude named guilherme introduces me to 8´s and 9´s while the fucker drinks from our Vodka.
I´m having a great time, when a bouncer tells me my wing is not feeling well. So I go to an inside corridor and see him on the floor sleeping. I slap him around trying to wake him up. Eventually give up and drive home passing some red lights on the way. Me and him payed something like 1400 reais total. I had never spent some much cash in a club.


There was a club called Scuna, that some people recommend us going there cause it suposedly had easier and older girls. You might wanna check it out.

Girls: I was in Floripa for 4 days. It´s not enough time. I think for going to Floripa you should consider at least one week if not two. I had some make outs but no bangs, which is a complete failure. Go in groups of at least three guys, the fact that we normally would talk with groups of three girls (cause they were not much groups of 2 or 4 girls) made the picking ups harder.
Girls are not easy, but I would get always good responses from them cause I´m portuguese. One said something like: "Você é de Portugal que legal" (you´re from Portugal that´s so cool). The game of brazilian guys is tight. In clubs it seems like war.
The girls in Floripa are incredibly hot. I´ve been to Rio and consider Floripa to have hotter girls in that time of the year.
Generally speaking Brazilian girls have better bodies than eastern europeans, mostly because of their asses, cause in faces they go hand in hand.
I will complete this report.

If anyone have any questions feel free to shoot.

Pepini, thats some awesome info. Sounds like you really lived it up!

Wow, 1400 reais is a lot of money, but I can see that it really got you the royal treatment. This is making me think I need to lock down a club here in Cordoba. It would only cost 1/5 to do it here. I gotta find the right club first.

By the way, don't drink and drive... you might spill your drink

Pepini, yeah the basic problem with floripa is that

1) Its very easy to drop a lot of cash at clubs and still not get laid
2) Its only rocking a few months of the year. The rest of the time its fairly dead and you are left with the local chicks who are not all that attractive.

Like you, I didnt get laid there but I at least avoided the club cover scene trap

(03-10-2010 03:13 PM)Lumiere Wrote:  Pepini, yeah the basic problem with floripa is that

1) Its very easy to drop a lot of cash at clubs and still not get laid
2) Its only rocking a few months of the year. The rest of the time its fairly dead and you are left with the local chicks who are not all that attractive.

Like you, I didnt get laid there but I at least avoided the club cover scene trap

The owner of the apartment told us that the time when Floripa gets more crowded is in Carnival and new years eve. I might go there again for new years eve for 3 weeks.