Post: #626

I hate how long the spice from hot peppers stays on your hands. I cut some habaneros up a few hours ago and have washed my hands multiple times. I scratched my eye then later my balls. Both were beyond painful.

These aren't even real habaneros either. I put a whole pepper seeds and all in my coleslaw and my eggs this morning were spicier with some siracha on top.

Post: #627

I hate when people don't talk loud enough. Unless you are at a club/loud bar, there is never an excuse I should strain myself or say what to be able to hear you.

Post: #628

I hate it when small girls say, "I'm short, but actually I love tall guys!"

I've somehow never felt the need to say, "I'm hideous, but actually I love attractive girls!"

I always assumed that was, y'know, assumed.

Post: #629

I hate that the only hot girls I see around here are jailbait. These 2 15 year olds just knocked on my door for a bottle drive.

Its like as soon as these chicks graduate highschool they plump up and get gross.

Post: #630

I hate when articles don't get to the point and instead are filled with personal and irrelevant details. eg. https://www.nytimes.com/2013/04/28/magaz...ml?hp&_r=0

Post: #631

I hate when there's a fine girl who is seemingly unattainable while there is a less interesting girl who is rocking the same style, but is easier to bang.

Post: #632

I hate that I can't go for a run or go lift because I damaged my MCL two weeks ago.

Post: #633

I hate that I cannot find a redhead who is DTF on a night out and no entourage in pursuit.

I hate that i've got 2 exams and 1 big assignment due next week and I've barely done anything for them.

Post: #634

I hate when I go to bed dehydrated and wake up a full 14 hours later just as bit less tired than when I went to bed.

I don't know if any of you other guys get that, but it happens to me once every week or two.

Post: #635

I hate when you text a girl and she doesn't respond so you don't contact her until she contacts you and when she does after a week you ignore it and then 5 minutes later you get more texts asking why you're not replying and then 5 minutes after that you get a bunch of facebook messages asking why you didn't pick up your phone.

If I didn't pick up my phone why would I pick up my facebook.

She even got the correct number of 'y's (heyyy)

Post: #636

People who begin an answer to a question with:
"Well, obviously...".
To me, it implies that the listener is an idiot for not knowing the following answer.

Post: #637

I made this for the RB a while ago, but I'll put it here in the spirit of the thread.

Post: #638

If a kid guy ever happens by me, there won't be any stupid nicknames for him.

Post: #639

Scented soaps, lotions, or any cosmetics. I don't like perfumes or colognes.

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People who come directly up to me, when I'm clearly standing at the bar chilling, and asking me to move out of the way so that they can order a drink.

The bar is huge. There are like 15 other places they can go to order. The bartenders will see them. Either way, they still have to wait when the place gets crowded. Assholes.