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Unsolicited game advice quotes
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RE: Unsolicited game advice quotes
"I let the girls come to me."
-Several dudes who never get laid

Whatever Whatever Whatever

You guys are reminding me why I fucking live alone. A disproportionate number of those quotes are from roommates. That equals: cockblocks waiting to happen. What's more, the cockblock is coming at home, inches from the finish line. Fuck. That.

Death to Betas!

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08-02-2012 06:36 PM
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RE: Unsolicited game advice quotes
PUA's are creeps with low self esteem that manipulate and hurt girls! - Some dude at a bookstore
08-02-2012 06:37 PM
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RE: Unsolicited game advice quotes
"I don't want to 'pick up chicks,' I just want a girlfriend."
-Dude I know who was in the middle of a two- or three-year drought

"She's not my type."
-Same guy, when I was trying to hook him up with a decent 6 to break his epic dry spell

"She has bad skin."
-Same guy, talking shit about this super-cute girl who was giving me mad play at a party, but had a couple of pimples

"Why aren't you like my friend XYZ? He introduces me to his female friends."
-Same guy, getting angry at me for not dropping chicks onto his dick--which he invariably wouldn't have banged anyway--and giving him rock-solid game advice instead (no good deed goes unpunished). This was years ago, of course.

EDIT: OK, I realize those are mainly beta quotes, rather than unsolicited game advice. Unintentional derail.

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08-02-2012 06:54 PM
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RE: Unsolicited game advice quotes
"My secret is to treat my women well: spend money on them, be super-nice. They get hooked and never want to leave me."
-Chubby-chasing dude I know

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08-02-2012 06:59 PM
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RE: Unsolicited game advice quotes
"When you pick her up, get out of the car and open her door. Take her to a very nice restaurant who cares if it costs you $100 or more think of it as an investment towards your future wife."

- Mom and Sister

"What is with you and traveling? Get married, have kids then go travel with them - it will be so much better."

- Mom

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08-02-2012 08:12 PM
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RE: Unsolicited game advice quotes
This is a great idea for a thread

I think I've heard every quote on here at some time

I'll keep an ear out for some good ones

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08-02-2012 09:15 PM
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RE: Unsolicited game advice quotes
Most hilarious thread going right now. Full of awesome.
08-02-2012 10:05 PM
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RE: Unsolicited game advice quotes
Just saw a good one on my news feed, courtesy of my old dried up elementary school teacher giving a younger ex-classmate of mine advice.

"Hurry up and tell her you love her!!!SmileSmile"

Poor kid, I've tried to introduce him to game, but he's still sucking down the blue pill.
08-02-2012 10:22 PM
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RE: Unsolicited game advice quotes
Great thread. Women and betas are not only notorious for giving shitty advice, but for offering it up when no one asked them for their opinion.


'Just be yourself and she'll like you for who you are...'

(Don't listen to what women say, watch what they do; are you a hipster who is orbiting a pretty girl who has a thing for muscular guys who wear leather jackets? Hit the gym and buy some damn leather jackets!)

'No always means no.'

(I fail to understand the logic of this one; so the girl met me for drinks, had 2-3 drinks, walked back to my place with me, we had a makeout-grope session on my couch, I took her to my bed, got her down to her bra and panties but as soon as I put my hand down the front of her underwear it's a no!?)

'The best way to get a girl is to make her friends like you.'

(A girl's friends will enable any bad notion she has and help her hamster spin the wheel afterwards; you are taking them from her, you could be the best guy in the world and chances are they still won't like you.)

'The man should always pay.'

(Ha, in this economy?)

'Always be nice to her, always treat her like a princess.'

(American girls are already raised, from infancy to believe that they're princesses; I'm not saying it should be all-asshole-all-the-time, but treating a girl nice no matter what is an invitation to get walked on.)

'I'm meeting my buddy and his new girl tonight, I hope she has some friends.'

(It's easier to bang a girl you don't know then to bag a buddy's girlfriend's friends.)

And the mother of them all...

'Try to be her friend first.'
08-02-2012 11:00 PM
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Post: #35
RE: Unsolicited game advice quotes
"Girls want to feel special"
(Reality this is what you are wanting because you are already fucking him, coming off as treating her special is like cutting off your cock. Good luck.)

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08-02-2012 11:07 PM
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RE: Unsolicited game advice quotes
Not game advice, but worth mentioning
"I married a single mom. It's so great. Instant family!"~some guy who was cutting my hair and had gay voice.
08-02-2012 11:13 PM
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RE: Unsolicited game advice quotes
"bro shes totally in to you, keep texting her asking her to hang out and tell her how much fun you'll have"
-- some dudes on the bus the other day.
08-02-2012 11:18 PM
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RE: Unsolicited game advice quotes
(08-02-2012 03:03 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  "Just take your time with her" Laugh

The variation I've heard:

"Take it slow."
08-03-2012 01:33 AM
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RE: Unsolicited game advice quotes
"fight the good fight" (meaning keep pining after the same bitch who doesn't like you)
"Get married" (ha! Good one, mom)
08-03-2012 03:51 AM
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RE: Unsolicited game advice quotes
Here's the worst game advice that most dudes lean on:

"Let's do shots!"

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08-03-2012 04:30 AM
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RE: Unsolicited game advice quotes
"It's almost impossible to travel to eastern Europe and get babes for free"

Guess who said that?
A dude that has never been there and wanted to teach me about things he didn't experience
(I didn't bother to argue and I just nod at him, lightly smiling)

Her pussy tastes like Pepsi Cola...
08-03-2012 04:35 AM
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RE: Unsolicited game advice quotes
(08-02-2012 06:36 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  "I let the girls come to me."
-Several dudes who never get laid

Whatever Whatever Whatever

You guys are reminding me why I fucking live alone. A disproportionate number of those quotes are from roommates. That equals: cockblocks waiting to happen. What's more, the cockblock is coming at home, inches from the finish line. Fuck. That.

Death to Betas!

Two or more men should not live together.

No Drama
08-03-2012 04:37 AM
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RE: Unsolicited game advice quotes
(08-03-2012 04:30 AM)soup Wrote:  Here's the worst game advice that most dudes lean on:

"Let's do shots!"


Well, worked for me more than once...
08-03-2012 03:51 PM
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RE: Unsolicited game advice quotes
(08-03-2012 04:37 AM)soup Wrote:  
(08-02-2012 06:36 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  "I let the girls come to me."
-Several dudes who never get laid

Whatever Whatever Whatever

You guys are reminding me why I fucking live alone. A disproportionate number of those quotes are from roommates. That equals: cockblocks waiting to happen. What's more, the cockblock is coming at home, inches from the finish line. Fuck. That.

Death to Betas!

Two or more men should not live together.

A few of my guy friends have asked me to get a place together. I told them no way. I'll always live alone. So much easier that way.

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08-03-2012 03:57 PM
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RE: Unsolicited game advice quotes
(08-03-2012 03:57 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  
(08-03-2012 04:37 AM)soup Wrote:  
(08-02-2012 06:36 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  "I let the girls come to me."
-Several dudes who never get laid

Whatever Whatever Whatever

You guys are reminding me why I fucking live alone. A disproportionate number of those quotes are from roommates. That equals: cockblocks waiting to happen. What's more, the cockblock is coming at home, inches from the finish line. Fuck. That.

Death to Betas!

Two or more men should not live together.

A few of my guy friends have asked me to get a place together. I told them no way. I'll always live alone. So much easier that way.
Ha my friend just told me him and his wife were fighting and he may have to stay in my spare bedroom. I said just fight with her at your place no need to drag that shit to the freedom ranch.

You're all welcome
08-03-2012 04:06 PM
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RE: Unsolicited game advice quotes
(08-03-2012 04:06 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  
(08-03-2012 03:57 PM)Parlay44 Wrote:  
(08-03-2012 04:37 AM)soup Wrote:  
(08-02-2012 06:36 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  "I let the girls come to me."
-Several dudes who never get laid

Whatever Whatever Whatever

You guys are reminding me why I fucking live alone. A disproportionate number of those quotes are from roommates. That equals: cockblocks waiting to happen. What's more, the cockblock is coming at home, inches from the finish line. Fuck. That.

Death to Betas!

Two or more men should not live together.

A few of my guy friends have asked me to get a place together. I told them no way. I'll always live alone. So much easier that way.
Ha my friend just told me him and his wife were fighting and he may have to stay in my spare bedroom. I said just fight with her at your place no need to drag that shit to the freedom ranch.

I would never leave my own place over a fight. Kick that bitch out and back to her mom's place!! Laugh

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08-03-2012 04:16 PM
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RE: Unsolicited game advice quotes
My favourite: "I'm very picky with women"
08-03-2012 05:04 PM
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RE: Unsolicited game advice quotes
Or, how about this one (as an excuse to not approach attractive chicks). I've heard it a thousand times:

"She looks high-maintenance."
-Dudes who go out with ugly or fat chicks

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08-03-2012 05:16 PM
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"I wouldn't fuck her with your dick" - Dude never gets laid

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08-03-2012 05:19 PM
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RE: Unsolicited game advice quotes
" "girls love being treated like shit"..... this is why assholes like you can't keep a relationship for more than a few months. Jesus you're stupid"
08-03-2012 05:49 PM
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