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One of the main logistics of getting laid is getting the girl to spend one on one time with you and seeing her regularly

Seems to be that, working at a personal fitness trainer kills both birds with one stone.

I dont know anyone who works as one though. Do you guys?

Do these guys get laid a lot?
03-03-2010 10:15 PM
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Yeah they can swoop a lot IF they have Game. Generally speaking, older broads and dumber girls will be instantly attracted. In the usa there is no shortage of either.

99% of these guys are douchebags with tribal tattoos though.

The key for them is to transfer from a biz relationship to a personal one. Which I am sure can be overcome easily with cocktails.

So yeah, they swoop. Would I want to be one? Hell no.

They make minimal dough in the whole scheme of things, and who wants to spend all day in a goddamn gym.

I personally think that the "jobs that help you swoop" are overrated. I would rather stack CASH and swoop girls separate.

Most of these cats I am acquainted with, have long term girlfriends.

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03-03-2010 10:41 PM
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They get lots of kino as part of the job, so I'm sure that helps. From what I've seen the peeps getting the most job-related notches are event/club promoters.
03-03-2010 11:04 PM
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I know a guy who does it on the side for some extra cash. You can just get a cert and print out some business cards, really. I don't think he's screwed any clients.

I strongly doubt it's a way to meet passably attractive women. They already know how to work out. From what I've seen in gyms the people who feel the need to pay for a personal trainer are mostly obese, and skewed heavily towards middle age.
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03-03-2010 11:14 PM
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RE: Personal Trainer
I agree with kingkong. I think the personal trainer who trains and bangs his hot clients is an urban legend. It may exist for less than one percent of all personal trainers, but for the vast majority, they are training chubs and old women.
03-03-2010 11:40 PM
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(03-03-2010 11:40 PM)UgSlayer Wrote:  I agree with kingkong. I think the personal trainer who trains and bangs his hot clients is an urban legend. It may exist for less than one percent of all personal trainers, but for the vast majority, they are training chubs and old women.

you mean like the one that was banging madonna ?
03-04-2010 12:57 AM
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i always prey one girl at a time,i will even ignore HBs for just an average girl in order to bang her and pay her full attention..

conquer the Queen,and the rest is yours.
03-04-2010 01:32 AM
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(03-03-2010 10:15 PM)Lumiere Wrote:  I dont know anyone who works as one though. Do you guys?

I know a guy that is a trainer at 24 Hour Fitness. This guy is constantly getting laid.

The thing is, it's usually his new clients. They are just getting started with the workout thing, hence they are fat or old.

As far as a man to man thing, I can't stand this guy. He drinks that super light michelob beer when I see him out, and always talks my ear off about abs or protein or some shit.

I also know a surfing instructor who gets just as laid. Him I can chill with.

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03-05-2010 06:46 AM
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I like fitness too. But I can't see myself talking about protein drinks and ab targeting excercise at a social event. That just fucking lame!

We all know you need to take care of your appearance from every angle as best you can, but I'll swoop mote talking about funny things, and psychological shit to women. Unless she us a fitness lame person herself.

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03-05-2010 12:06 PM
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I like working out and shit, but most of these dudes as "G" said before are tool bags who roll their already short sleeves up to show their original chinese lettering tattoo.

The ones at my gym have pretty lame game, they stare hard and step in with the "hey girl hey you fine..." kind of shit.
03-10-2010 05:42 PM
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(03-03-2010 10:41 PM)thegmanifesto Wrote:  I personally think that the "jobs that help you swoop" are overrated. I would rather stack CASH and swoop girls separate.

Most important quote of this whole thread.

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03-11-2010 02:03 AM
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Yeah I'm a huge believer in compartmentalization. There is a time to stack and a time to smash. Unless you produce your own first person point of view porn.
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03-11-2010 03:17 AM
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(03-03-2010 10:15 PM)Lumiere Wrote:  One of the main logistics of getting laid is getting the girl to spend one on one time with you and seeing her regularly

I totally agree with this. The majority of the times I have been in this type of situation (examples: college, volunteer work, jobs, small gyms, etc) the girl usually becomes attracted to me. Its nice because there is no pressure on me. I just do my thing and put out my vibe.

But I also agree with G on this. The opportunity cost is too high. You can be making a lot more money doing something else. This sort of thing is great for high school and college students.
03-16-2010 03:32 AM
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i think main obstacle would be that you have to be in shape yourself to get that job Smile
09-02-2010 05:55 AM
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Cat that I used to run with was a bodybuilder/personal trainer. He used to compete in the Arnold Schwarzenegger classics in Columbus (biggest event in the u.s. for female/male bodybuilders-fitness competitors). Anyways, this cat used to tell me stories of all the chicks who were clients throwing muffin his way all the time...I mean ALL THE TIME..and the scary part was that many of them were married!!! .must be something about palming a woman's ass on a ball and telling her to "squeeze" that gets them excited...
09-03-2010 03:13 PM
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only old soccer moms get personal training. I never see hot fitness bunnies wasting there money on someone telling them how to work out. Also, the gym community is pretty tight. You hit on one girl , and she rejects you , it wont take long before it gets around , your only there to pick up woman.





You need to have a passion for fitness/ helping people deal with there weight problems. Hitting on some fitness bunny , when your a employed by the gym doesn't sound like the smartest idea.
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09-04-2010 02:37 PM
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(09-03-2010 03:13 PM)Caramel Communist Wrote:  Cat that I used to run with was a bodybuilder/personal trainer. He used to compete in the Arnold Schwarzenegger classics in Columbus (biggest event in the u.s. for female/male bodybuilders-fitness competitors). Anyways, this cat used to tell me stories of all the chicks who were clients throwing muffin his way all the time...I mean ALL THE TIME..and the scary part was that many of them were married!!! .must be something about palming a woman's ass on a ball and telling her to "squeeze" that gets them excited...

Being a pro bodybuilder , and a personal trainer is a lot different then being a regular personal trainer. Those woman are taking classes from him because they want to fuck some one whos 240 pounds + and 7% body fat year round.


I go to the gym 5 days a week and I never see the hot locals taking classes from men . Most of them do group classes taught by woman . Spin , Dance , hot yoga, Pilates . Men get the over shaped 40 + dudes .
09-04-2010 02:44 PM
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(09-04-2010 02:37 PM)NeVerGymLess Wrote:  Also, the gym community is pretty tight.

It depends on a gym, and it depends on you. I can count on fingers the cases when I actually talked to anyone in my gym during last three years, and I work out 2-3 times a week.
09-04-2010 03:28 PM
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(09-04-2010 03:28 PM)oldnemesis Wrote:  
(09-04-2010 02:37 PM)NeVerGymLess Wrote:  Also, the gym community is pretty tight.

It depends on a gym, and it depends on you. I can count on fingers the cases when I actually talked to anyone in my gym during last three years, and I work out 2-3 times a week.

To the people who go 4 - 6 days a week, its pretty tight. I dont like to talk to no one at the gym but I always have people coming up to me and start asking me questions on work outs / diets. Saying they always see me here, blah , blah , blah. Angry The 30 + year olds are like lil high school kids when it comes to making groups of friends at the gym. BRB talking for 45 mins and taking up all the hammer machines / Benches .
09-04-2010 05:17 PM
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basically what most personal trainers bang are milf who can afford one. so if you are into milfs i.e. 35y.+ then yeh they do get laid, but if you are interested in the hot 30 and minus crowd, they usually dont get a personal trainer. they do group classes with female trainers (sometimes male).
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I go 3-4 times a week and I rarely see anyone talk unless its a couple that came in together or a group of guy friends bullshitting while doing SOME exercise. Most everyone is like me, coming in with headphones on, and going about getting their workout done. I have seen trainers with young hotter girls, but mostly it is MILFs or fatties.

Are trainers low paid? Where I live they're charging like $50 an hour, not sure what cut the gym gets but that doesn't seem bad.
09-07-2010 04:34 AM
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Part of the allure of the personal trainer (to chicks) is just like he is seen as the local gym rock star. "Oh you mean Jim with the nice back...yes I know him...we do Happy hour..." Girls are fucking status whores in that sense even with the lowest common denominators.

Just after college I thought about doing it part time for extra doe, but it just wasn't worth it. Odd hours and you really don't make much cash. It is easy and fun and of course you meet hot women, but that is where it ends, No real money no benefits.
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(09-04-2010 05:17 PM)NeVerGymLess Wrote:  To the people who go 4 - 6 days a week, its pretty tight. I dont like to talk to no one at the gym but I always have people coming up to me and start asking me questions on work outs / diets. Saying they always see me here, blah , blah , blah. Angry

Yeah, here it is a problem for natives as you are taught from the childhood to be social. As for me, a couple of times a chick asked me how to use the machine, I told her to read the posted instruction and ask the front desk, turned away and continued my workout. Worked really well - but generally by American standards I am very anti-social.
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(09-07-2010 04:34 AM)thekiller Wrote:  Are trainers low paid? Where I live they're charging like $50 an hour, not sure what cut the gym gets but that doesn't seem bad.

When I had a trainer he said he's making roughly $20 out of it.
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two articles I remember reading, that muscular guys get laid twice as much but have half the successful relationships.

The other one was about pheromones and what not that you release while you are sweating and working out, I dont remember it all but there was something about similar ones that you release when you are having sex and so you can end up feeling very connected when you work out with someone of the opposite sex.

If you think about it, a personal trainer has many of the attributes women find attractive. They are generally seen and strong and powerful, nice bodies, women already give their power over to them and do what they are told, so they put him in a position of power already, no aphrodisiac like power.Plus like the other poster said, they are always very close and touching a lot, the simple touch of a mans hand releases chemicals in a womans body (too much discovery channel, I know Smile )
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