Post: #26

I've had all the above.

Seized up leg muscles from doggie.
Lower back getting thrown out. I've had lower back problems since i was 22. If I'm consistently working out and going to the chiropractor every month I'm all good, but if I skip out this shit hits me pretty hard.
Burst blood vessels, leaving huge bruises that look horrible. These are the worst when you have a rotation and all of a sudden you have to cancel plans with a chick so she doesn't see a giant black/purple patch on your cock
Hitting girls IUD sucks.
Gotten cuts here and there where the skin tore cuz the girl wasn't wet enough. These are usually the result of an evening with too much alcohol and/or drugs.

Post: #27

Lower ribs and abdomen hurts for a few days after. I don't know why.

Post: #28

One time I was banging this girl in my friend's parents' bed. My foot had one of those random sharp pains and I squirmed all over the place in agony. She told me I had an intense orgasm face.