Post: #1

"DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!?!?"- Reese Witherspoon



The second video is a classic conversation in the back of the cop car as "her man" tries to challenge her hamster logic.

Post: #2

Manjaw is gonna manjaw.

Post: #3

Whoops.

Looks like the law doesn't function the way it does in the Legally Blonde series.

Post: #4

Not even a good actress, would love for her to stop making movies.

Post: #5

Props to the cop

Post: #6

Reese Silverspoos is more like it

Post: #7

Dumb bitch. I hope she didn't get a baloney sandwich in jail.

Post: #8

But in public interviews she is America's sweetheart!

"You're about to find out who I am."

"This will be in the national news."



What a bitch.

And here is she is back in public, acting for everyone to save her already diminishing career...

Post: #9

I met Reese Witherspoon a few years back at an industry event. Even then--with about five fewer years of wall--I remember thinking she's a bizarre-looking chick. She's really tiny, which is good, but that beefy chin of hers really protrudes down--way more than on TV. It's almost like she had a pharoah's beard, but made out of meat.

Would bang, but she would be way down that list.

   

Post: #10

Tuth how many celebs have you banged?

Post: #11

I thought she was bangable in that Freeway

Post: #12

Pretty bangable in Cruel Intentions and Walk the Line.

Sings better than June Carter as well.

Post: #13

(05-06-2013 12:24 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Tuth how many celebs have you banged?

Zero. I've met a shitload--in various settings--though.

Post: #14

This is a prime example of how alcohol brings out a person's true self. She's a perfect example of the definition of "image" is - it's manufactured nonsense. She's a cunt, wrapped in a down-to-Earth, folksy Southern girl persona. We saw exactly who Reese Witherspoon is. I love how homie immediately started distancing himself from his wife's behavior. He's probably thinking, "FUCK...I'm about to get my ass beat because of this loudmouth bitch!" I've always found her slightly weird looking in a cute way, and she can get the dick. Then I'd be calling her a cab as quickly as possible...HA HA!

Post: #15

Thing is, however, Reese actually was acting in a way that wouldn't have gotten her arrested 50 years ago (DUI didn't exist; obstruction of justice was far more limited in scope). It's only now that America is a total police state that she got arrested for this.

But the great irony is she elected the liberals and feminists who helped make this police state a reality. Reap what you sow.

MADD - Mom's Against Drunk Drivers

Post: #16

(05-06-2013 01:39 PM)Timoteo Wrote:  This is a prime example of how alcohol brings out a person's true self. She's a perfect example of the definition of "image" is - it's manufactured nonsense. She's a cunt, wrapped in a down-to-Earth, folksy Southern girl persona. We saw exactly who Reese Witherspoon is. I love how homie immediately started distancing himself from his wife's behavior. He's probably thinking, "FUCK...I'm about to get my ass beat because of this loudmouth bitch!" I've always found her slightly weird looking in a cute way, and she can get the dick. Then I'd be calling her a cab as quickly as possible...HA HA!

That's debatable. It's effects vary a lot for different people.

Post: #17

How many times do we see in films, the things she's starred in, police telling people not to get out of the car and people obeying the officer, or getting into trouble for disobeying him?

"He has no jurisdiction on this ground".

Bitch, he's the police.