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Idiot Monologue
I tried this out last night (7:50)

First time I did it, she was smiling, and then smiling more and then giggling and her friend had the "Oh wow!" look on her face, until her friend just jumped in and said "take a breath!".

Second time, different girl, alone, on the dance floor, she liked it at first, again smiling, smiling more as I go on, until she finally put both her hands on my mouth and continued dancing with me.

Didn't close either.

What do you guys think of this as way to open?
02-15-2014 03:00 AM
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RE: Idiot Monologue
I was hoping this was about Dostoevsky.

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02-15-2014 06:21 AM
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RE: Idiot Monologue
I can see what he did there, but unless you wanna come off as neurotic like Woody Allen, then go for it. I agree with him saying he gets mad about not going after the hot ties but that's not what the OP was asking.

Sure could it work, maybe. But my friend does this and everyone calls him a babbling idiot. This guy also has a higher pitched voice which makes talking fast extremely annoying.

Your best bet is to be cool, calm and collected. Girls dig that. Talk in a slower and deeper voice, it shows a more masculine frame. If you seem neurotic, thats how she will see you.

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02-19-2014 08:58 AM
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