Troll & Spammer Problem: Click here to read about the most common types of forum trolls. Then click the Report button when you see their posts.

Post Reply 
Examples of provocative statements?
Author Message
NoBalls Offline
Banned

Posts: 217
Joined: Jan 2011
Post: #1
Examples of provocative statements?
When I'm at bars talking to women I remain polite because I am afraid of provoking a negative response. As a result I keep the conversation bland and boring.

To get over this ridiculous fear, I want to purposefully say something to provoke a negative response just so I can show my emotional self that it's not so bad. I want to desensitize this fear.

My problem with this in the past is that I couldn't think of anything provocative to say when I'm talking to women so I just revert to my natural self which is friendly and polite.

The only think I can think of is to ask the women I'm talking to directly for sex, a threesome, an orgy or something like that. But that would be inappropriate for classy or laid back bars.

Can you guys think of something provocative I can say just to help me get over my fear of a negative reaction?
01-15-2011 06:12 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Cruatha Offline
Game Denialist

Posts: 57
Joined: Dec 2010
Reputation: 0
Post: #2
RE: Examples of provocative statements?
Well you could try just asking wildly inappropriate (funny) questions.

"Would you ever have sex with a midget? What if he was really sexy?"

That's actually pretty tame, and not very provocative, but it gives you an idea.
(This post was last modified: 01-15-2011 06:33 PM by Cruatha.)
01-15-2011 06:32 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Kickb Away
International Playboy
******
Gold Member

Posts: 3,239
Joined: Nov 2010
Reputation: 29
Post: #3
RE: Examples of provocative statements?
I got this from an ex ESPN analyst.

Wanna see my baby? Then show a picture of your dick.
01-15-2011 06:40 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Caramel Communist Offline
Chubby Chaser
**

Posts: 401
Joined: May 2010
Reputation: 2
Post: #4
RE: Examples of provocative statements?
(01-15-2011 06:40 PM)kickboxer Wrote:  I got this from an ex ESPN analyst.

Wanna see my baby? Then show a picture of your dick.


Sounds like Tirico or Reynolds...
01-15-2011 09:55 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Kickb Away
International Playboy
******
Gold Member

Posts: 3,239
Joined: Nov 2010
Reputation: 29
Post: #5
RE: Examples of provocative statements?
Sean Salisbury
01-15-2011 10:04 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
wi30 Offline
Chubby Chaser
**
Gold Member

Posts: 362
Joined: Jul 2010
Reputation: 1
Post: #6
RE: Examples of provocative statements?
"yeah lets screw"
01-16-2011 12:56 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Aliblahba Offline
Innovative Casanova
*******
Gold Member

Posts: 7,382
Joined: Nov 2010
Reputation: 101
Post: #7
RE: Examples of provocative statements?
"Damn girl, your ass looks like two bullpups fighting in a wool blanket when you walk."
01-16-2011 03:02 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
theIVth Offline
Banned

Posts: 298
Joined: Dec 2010
Post: #8
RE: Examples of provocative statements?
Ask her if her titties are real. Or tell her that her ass looks real soft and ask her if you can touch it.

Just make a comment about their body ...that'll definitely provoke them. Just make sure that when you come at a chick provocatively that she's not their with a bunch of guys. Or just make sure your not at the bar alone cause it could potentially get ugly lol
01-16-2011 04:21 PM
Find all posts by this user Like Post Quote this message in a reply
Post Reply 


Possibly Related Threads...
Thread: Author Replies: Views: Last Post
  Examples of frame control Beginner 15 3,096 12-27-2013 10:05 PM
Last Post: horn
  Amusing examples of horrible game women spit at you Veloce 50 13,522 10-17-2012 09:37 PM
Last Post: RougeNoir
  Gettin these weaken statements from a alpha chicc heartlessthrob 1 1,164 02-04-2011 12:13 AM
Last Post: Cincinnatus

Forum Jump:


User(s) browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)

Contact Us | RooshV.com | Return to Top | Return to Content | Mobile Version | RSS Syndication