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Next up on divorce stand: Seal
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RE: Next up on divorce stand: Seal
(01-23-2012 12:35 AM)speakeasy Wrote:  
(01-22-2012 07:46 PM)UgSlayer Wrote:  Hes not super ugly. He has scars on his face, but he's in shape and chicks dig scars.

Chics dig a scarred face? That's a new one to me.

There's a few studies which back that up. I would link if I could remember them.

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RE: Next up on divorce stand: Seal
Inspiration for all the players on here. If this turd looking man can get Heidi Klum...

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01-23-2012 04:32 AM
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RE: Next up on divorce stand: Seal
Fat joe is now also getting a divorce from his colombian wife,been married 17 years.

why do people with money marry again?
01-23-2012 11:04 AM
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RE: Next up on divorce stand: Seal
I think that Seal was overly infatuated with Klum. According to the media, they dated for a while and went their separate ways. When they reconnected, she was carrying another man’s child. Immediately, after the italian dumped her, she fell back into the arms of Seal. Afterwards, she got knocked up very quickly by him, and they got married.

It appears that he allowed himself to get suckered in. And now, that the petals have fallen from his eyes he see’s the relationship for what it is. Supermodel or not, she was a beautiful castoff that got dumped by her rich suitor and did not want to look like a has been. So, she seizes the opportunity to make herself legal by lassoing Seal. My, what a kiss from a rose will do!

I doubt seriously that this is a marriage that can be saved, even if is for the sake of the children. I believe that both parties overcompensated for the weakness in their marriage with all of these over-the-top staged events. Of the two adults, Seal has probably suffered the most because he has had to endure ridicule for his looks, and why this so-called beautiful woman chose him, when in reality, he saved her from being unwed and unwanted.
01-23-2012 11:41 AM
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RE: Next up on divorce stand: Seal
From what I read of an interview Heidi admitted that the first thing she noticed about him was the size of his package. He had just been working out in a hotel gym and was wearing biker shorts. So I guess that tells you something about her right there. Can't wait to see who she ends up with next.

That's crazy though that after only a few months he became the father for some other man's bastard child. But I always have them props for being the ultimate "opposites attract" couple.

Also kinda shocked to hear about his hard partying. From his music he just doesn't come off as that type. I thought he would be a classy, private, introspective kinda dude. Sorta like a male version of Sade.
01-23-2012 03:36 PM
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RE: Next up on divorce stand: Seal
(01-23-2012 03:38 AM)P Dog Wrote:  
(01-23-2012 12:35 AM)speakeasy Wrote:  
(01-22-2012 07:46 PM)UgSlayer Wrote:  Hes not super ugly. He has scars on his face, but he's in shape and chicks dig scars.

Chics dig a scarred face? That's a new one to me.

There's a few studies which back that up. I would link if I could remember them.

Yes...scars add some character and ruggedness, but I'm sure they aren't referring to this level of scarring. It's extreme. His scars are from a form of Lupus, the leaves scarring on the face and possibly other parts of the body. I think Seal's celebrity (which gave him access), them connecting emotionally, and her finding him attractive despite the scarring led to them being together.

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01-23-2012 04:18 PM
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RE: Next up on divorce stand: Seal
He gave up Tatiana ,another Aryan stormtrooper beauty for Heidi.
Tatiana was my jerk off material as a teen.
Those pages of her in Vogue magazine were like cardboard after I'd finished with them Smile

She had a body built for hard slamming pile driving sex!
Still fantasize about her dressed in a black leather Gestapo uniform,bending her over and giving her one on Churchill's orders ,for Queen and Country Smile
Finest German beauty I've ever seen.


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01-23-2012 07:17 PM
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RE: Next up on divorce stand: Seal
Looks like Heidi Klum has gone from An Alpha guy (Seal) to chubby Beta (Beta in my view, in spite of having been her bodyguard):

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/art...liday.html

I think this is a typical move for (not so) recently divorced women, who chose Beta in the illusion of "empowering" themselves and putting themselves back together

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09-01-2012 11:57 AM
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RE: Next up on divorce stand: Seal
(09-01-2012 11:57 AM)michelin Wrote:  Looks like Heidi Klum has gone from An Alpha guy (Seal) to chubby Beta (Beta in my view, in spite of having been her bodyguard):

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/art...liday.html

I think this is a typical move for (not so) recently divorced women, who chose Beta in the illusion of "empowering" themselves and putting themselves back together

I just read that Seal let it drop to TMZ that she was fucking this dude before they split. I don't know if it was the reason for the split (they were probably on the outs before the official announcement), but...

"To be quite honest, if there is going to be somebody else in their lives, I'd much rather it was a familiar face. I guess the only thing I would have preferred is that. ... I guess I didn't expect any better from him, I would have preferred Heidi show a little bit more class and at least wait until we separated first before deciding to fornicate with the help, as it were," Seal told TMZ. "But I guess you now all have the answer that you've been looking for for the past seven months."

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09-01-2012 07:41 PM
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RE: Next up on divorce stand: Seal
That guy is not chubby and not beta.
09-02-2012 07:05 AM
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RE: Next up on divorce stand: Seal
(09-01-2012 11:57 AM)michelin Wrote:  Looks like Heidi Klum has gone from An Alpha guy (Seal) to chubby Beta (Beta in my view, in spite of having been her bodyguard):

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/art...liday.html

I think this is a typical move for (not so) recently divorced women, who chose Beta in the illusion of "empowering" themselves and putting themselves back together

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He doesn't look very chubby to me. As for how beta he is, I don't think we can do anything but make inferences/educated guesses about that. I've got a feeling he is (taking on 40 year old woman and 4+ kids with no hope of siring your own with her is a sign), but we can't be sure. Maybe he just doesn't give a fuck.

Seal came out of this just fine. He got a supermodel just passing (but still visually quite close to) her prime at 29, impregnated her several times, and went through the divorce without losing half his fortune. Now he's off banging other models half his age, while she's found a decent guy willing to deal with her kids.
Win-win.

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09-02-2012 11:09 AM
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RE: Next up on divorce stand: Seal
She ought to thank God she's Heidi Klum and not Heidi Smith or Heidi Jones. Her gut is busted, her tits are beyond busted, and I'm sure her pussy has been reduced to a fleshy, unresponsive hole in her crotch form squeezing out four kids. Would bang based on celebrity status and to have my picture/name listed under her profile on whosdatedwho.com. That way, when future prospects google me, I get prequalified for having banged a supermodel.
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RE: Next up on divorce stand: Seal
Under any other circumstances, most people would think of Heidi Klum as a huge whore single-mom with bastard kids from different fathers.

But, as a celebrity, she's "brave" or "courageous" or what-have-you.
09-02-2012 09:42 PM
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RE: Next up on divorce stand: Seal
Her replacement for Seal surprises me. I remember an interview of her aired on British TV maybe about eight or nine years ago. She went on and on at great and extended length about the physical attributes of Seal (and without saying so directly) how much she loved fucking him. She then rapidly segued into what can only be described as one of the most full on cases of jungle fever I have ever heard verbalised; boy did she lay it on and on about how much she physically loved the Brothas. I guess that was a phase with her, because judging by the tone of borderline hysterical praising of the Brothas then, I just assumed that she would go for another black guy if and when Seal got the heave ho.
09-03-2012 10:07 AM
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RE: Next up on divorce stand: Seal
It really isn't uncommon for celebs to bang the help. We're more used to seeing it with the men ending up with the nanny, but occasionally you'll see a celebrity chick end up with a sort of off-the-radar type that had access, so he was able to get close to her emotionally. His job was to be near her all the time and protect her, so he's someone she probably confided in. He was probably the emotional tampon if you will.

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09-03-2012 06:15 PM
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RE: Next up on divorce stand: Seal
(09-03-2012 10:07 AM)Zak Wrote:  Her replacement for Seal surprises me. I remember an interview of her aired on British TV maybe about eight or nine years ago. She went on and on at great and extended length about the physical attributes of Seal (and without saying so directly) how much she loved fucking him. She then rapidly segued into what can only be described as one of the most full on cases of jungle fever I have ever heard verbalised; boy did she lay it on and on about how much she physically loved the Brothas. I guess that was a phase with her, because judging by the tone of borderline hysterical praising of the Brothas then, I just assumed that she would go for another black guy if and when Seal got the heave ho.

Just because she finds black men attractive doesn't mean she's exclusively into black guys. Remember, the father of her first kid wasn't black. Just rich. Also, she's German, and in some parts of Germany chicks are open to being with black men - usually American servicemen. African men are also all over Europe.

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