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(10-21-2013 06:07 PM)cardguy Wrote: [ -> ]I wanna' make a T shirt.

Blue - and with yellow letters it would say lzozlzlzlzz

He's got t-shirts on café press, if I recall correctly. But there's an untapped market for butthex lube, I'd bet.
GBFM is a legendary poster. He writes mega long, funny posts only a few minutes after a Heartiste update which makes me think he is either a literary genius or in with the Heartiste crew.
There is some lucid genius in many of his seemingly nonsense posts. My favorite is his "butthex Matrix" rant. Excerpt:

Neocon: A black cat went past us, and then another that looked just like it.
Trinity: How much like it? Was it the same cat?
Neocon: It might have been. I’m not sure.
Morpheus: Switch! Apoc!
Neocon: What is it?
Trinity: A déjà vu is usually a glitch in the butthexMatrix. It happens when they change something. Now that I am an aging women in the butthex matrix with her eggs and gina drying up having given the best years of her anus to drunk alphas during her college desouling years via massively multiplayer asscockig in the butt sessions and getting her fiat mba (masters of butthexing in da Anus) and blowing upper level mangement lzozllz, the butthexmatrix is now delivering my cats. Two this morning and now two more. yaya! lozlzl
(10-21-2013 09:22 PM)dreambig Wrote: [ -> ]GBFM is a legendary poster. He writes mega long, funny posts only a few minutes after a Heartiste update which makes me think he is either a literary genius or in with the Heartiste crew.

I think you nailed it. He's in on the Heartiste game.

The top commenters on that site reply too rapidly. It's beyond suspicious.

The whole blog is a shell game.
Paranoid obsessive-compulsive. And funnier than shit.

"Alpha fucks and beta bucks,
dat is how we roll"

...is the most withering indictment of the carousel riders ever. Total punchy classic
(10-22-2013 12:17 AM)Therapsid Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-21-2013 09:22 PM)dreambig Wrote: [ -> ]GBFM is a legendary poster. He writes mega long, funny posts only a few minutes after a Heartiste update which makes me think he is either a literary genius or in with the Heartiste crew.

I think you nailed it. He's in on the Heartiste game.

The top commenters on that site reply too rapidly. It's beyond suspicious.

The whole blog is a shell game.

I wouldn't be surprised if it's actually Roissy himself. Either way, he is still fucking hilarious.

Quote:under 25: bring da moviez! but not da butt-team edward onez with da faggy makeup sparkly bunghoeleoozzo
over 30: bring da movies! but not your box editcitionz of Sex in the cCty as i don’t wanna have to think of your arm fat hangingz off your armz before i am forced to see it turkey neckz zlzzozlzozo

under 25: lotsas cokas 4u! (assuming u r legalz lzozozo)
over 30: lotsas cokas 4u! (gonna take alotz! it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway with your strecthed-out vag zllzo)

under 25: i don’t wanna get u pregnant (assuming it’s even possible zlzozi)
over 30: i don’t wanna get u pregnant (assuming it’s stills possible zlzozi)

32? you’re 32?????!!??

i’ll be right back!! gotta go get my “going down on over 30 year old chciks suit” which includesz:

1. diving mask
2. snorkel
3. full body haz-mat suit (NASA approved)
4. self-contained breathing apparatus
5. 7 cans of industrial-strenght lysol
6. leaf-blower to get all the dust off
7. two-way radio
8. emergency beacon
9. hip-length rubber bootz for wading in the muck
10. robotic arm to rub your cliztztzlzlzuzlzlzizzlzlzzoz

No idea how he comes up with this shit lol.
(10-22-2013 12:37 AM)dreambig Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-22-2013 12:17 AM)Therapsid Wrote: [ -> ]
(10-21-2013 09:22 PM)dreambig Wrote: [ -> ]GBFM is a legendary poster. He writes mega long, funny posts only a few minutes after a Heartiste update which makes me think he is either a literary genius or in with the Heartiste crew.

I think you nailed it. He's in on the Heartiste game.

The top commenters on that site reply too rapidly. It's beyond suspicious.

The whole blog is a shell game.

I wouldn't be surprised if it's actually Roissy himself. Either way, he is still fucking hilarious.

Quote:under 25: bring da moviez! but not da butt-team edward onez with da faggy makeup sparkly bunghoeleoozzo
over 30: bring da movies! but not your box editcitionz of Sex in the cCty as i don’t wanna have to think of your arm fat hangingz off your armz before i am forced to see it turkey neckz zlzzozlzozo

under 25: lotsas cokas 4u! (assuming u r legalz lzozozo)
over 30: lotsas cokas 4u! (gonna take alotz! it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway with your strecthed-out vag zllzo)

under 25: i don’t wanna get u pregnant (assuming it’s even possible zlzozi)
over 30: i don’t wanna get u pregnant (assuming it’s stills possible zlzozi)

32? you’re 32?????!!??

i’ll be right back!! gotta go get my “going down on over 30 year old chciks suit” which includesz:

1. diving mask
2. snorkel
3. full body haz-mat suit (NASA approved)
4. self-contained breathing apparatus
5. 7 cans of industrial-strenght lysol
6. leaf-blower to get all the dust off
7. two-way radio
8. emergency beacon
9. hip-length rubber bootz for wading in the muck
10. robotic arm to rub your cliztztzlzlzuzlzlzizzlzlzzoz

No idea how he comes up with this shit lol.

No, he's definitely not Roissy. I've been in touch with him for a few years and used to talk to him on the phone regularly; definitely the guy that got me to swallow the 'red pill.' I'll try to get him to join the forum, but he might already be registered here.
Does he interject with zlzzozlzozo and lotsacockas4u over the phone too?!
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Yo, Bernankify me, bitch!



(10-22-2013 01:46 AM)dreambig Wrote: [ -> ]Does he interject with zlzzozlzozo and lotsacockas4u over the phone too?!

He's actually a pretty serious guy and I guess the internet, and his writing, is his outlet for his frustration(s) with this world. I don't know anyone as well-read as this guy.
You Americans should start an internet petition to pressure Obama to nominate GBFM for next Fed President rather than Yellen.

Having said that, I think Yellen becoming next Fed president will give GBFM a whole new lease on life. Yellen provides so many more great rhyming opportunities than Bernanke.
(04-29-2013 04:42 PM)Samseau Wrote: [ -> ]
(04-29-2013 04:10 PM)cardguy Wrote: [ -> ]I love his obsession with Bernanke. I am still trying to find one particular comment on Bernanke which particularly delighted me.

GBFM is a follower of Austrian economics, which has a theory that diluting the money supply affects people's future time orientation.

So if money is being inflated away (as Bernanke does) then people will have less reason to save for the future because their money will have less value in the future than it will in the present, which means people will be more like to live it up now as opposed to planning for family in the future.

This directly translates into sluttier women who subconsciously know that they will be broke in the future, so they spend their money and bodies now while they still have the power and freedom to do so.

This theory is based on what happened in the Wiemar Republic; during the hyper-inflationary years of the 1920's the women became extraordinarily slutty since no one believed they would have a good future to look forward to.

Considering the rise of Hitler and WW2, they were right. Likewise American women today live it up now because it's as if everyone knows America 20 years from now will undoubtedly be a much shitter place to live.

I thought this Bernanke stuff was because women were "quantitatively easing" access to their pussy. Thank you for this.
Came across da GBFM recently and found him inimitably funny and insightful.

Find myself a particular sucker for monomyth storylines, and you get one of that from one of GBFM's writings from exceedandlead.com here:

Quote::LZOZOZOZZOL HONOR YOUR FATHERS: HONOR THE GREAT BOOKS FOR MEN! READ THE GREAT BOOKS! LZOZOZLOZOLZOLZOZ ™ zlozozolzolzlzo

The renaissance hath begun.

As Athena called Telemachus to adventure–to sail forth and learn the news of His True Father Odysseus, so too does GBFM call upon ye to man up, sail forth, and learn the news of your true Fathers.

Like Hamlet you came of age in a world where your father–THE GREAT BOOKS FOR MEN–had been murdered. Where they had been debauched, debased, bernenekfified out of the fiat-debt curriculum. And just as Hamlet’s Father called upon Him to Avenge his Death and Set the World Right, so too do I call upon all of ye buton-mashing gamersz and manboob betasz churchians to Man Up and Honor Your True Fathers.

Like Odysseus’s son Telemachus you came of age in a house occupied by false suitors trying to buttehxt your mom Penelope alongside your future wife, deosuling her faster than Bill Bennett can gamble away a million dollars in Vegas. You came of age in a home absent of your true Father–Odysseus and THE GREAT BOOKS FOR MEN.

Like Telemachus and Hamlet, you were born to know of your Fathers and do the work of your Fathers, as did Jesus. And like Jesus, you were born into a fallen world occupied by arrogant neeoconth Scribes and Pharisees, lorded over by intellectually-indifferent Pontius Pilates, ruled by mobs (and female prison wardensz lzozlz) who vote to set the murderer free, while sending Jesus to die upon the Cross.

But all of that was then, and This is Now.

Do not fail to Honor your Fathers by neglecting to live for the Classical, Epic Honor that so many of them not only Lived for, but Died For.

Do not turn away from the vast Gifts they bequeathed you with–THE GREAT BOOKS AND CLASSICS.

Begin today, begin today, all ye fanboyz mashing buttonz in your single-mom’s basements, all you PUA artsitsz trying to get your occkas wet in sterile bungholez and sterilized ginaholez made sterile by the fed’s before and morning after pillz. Begin today, all my fatherless, ritalin-addicted, gold-farming sons and READ the GREAT BOOKS FOR MEN.

Learn of the HONOR of your FATHERS form Achilles and Moses on down. The tiny-cckcoaaks white-knighting Churchians will scowl and stamp their feet and scream at you that Jesus cam to Abolish the Law, while Jesus himself stated that He came to Fulfill it.

When you were a child ye partook in childish things–in mashing buttons in your meaningless videogamez.

But now that you are a Man, it is time to Man Up, which does not mean marrying a babebrnekified beenrnakified butethxted, desouled, single monz, but reading THE GREAT BOOKS FOR MEN.

Begin today my firendz. BEGIINZ TODAYZ.

I propose that a renaissance in the Great Books and Classics is needed so as to re-instill a more traditional Code of Honor which will enrich the lives of men, women, and children, and liberate us all from the debt-financed debauchery, deconstruction, and debasement.

All men should begin immediately by reading the following books which the central bankers and their fellow churchians hate, fear, and detest:

0. THE BIBLE
1. Homer’s Iliad
2. Homer’s Odyssey
3. Exodus & Ecclesiastes & The Psalms
4. Virgil’s Aeneid
5. Socrates’ Apology
6. The Book of Matthew & Jefferson’s Bible
7. Plato’s Repulic
8. Seneca’s Letters from a Stoic
9. Aristotle’s Poetics
10. Dante’s Inferno
11. The Declaration of Independence
12. The Constitution
13. John Milton’s Paradise Lost
14. Shakespeare’s Hamlet
15. Newton’s Principia
16. Adam Smith’s Wealth of Nations and Theory of Moral Sentiments
17. Henry David Thoreau’s Walden
18. Mark Twain’s Huckleberry Finn (& all of his work)
19. Shakespeare’s Hamlet
20. Ludwig von Mises’ A Theory of Money and Credit
21. F.A. Hayek’s The Road to Serfdom
22. Herman Melville’s Moby Dick
23. Einstein’s The Meaning of Relativity
24. Joseph Campbell’s The Hero With a Thousand Faces and The Power of Myth
25. Ron Paul’s Revolution & End the Fed
26. THE BIBLE

And as men are reading the Great Books for Men, they must start enacting their principles in the living world, so as to exalt our legal system and universities, for it is not enough to think and read, but virtue is ultimately defined by *action*.

I remember reading the Odyssey and selections from the Republic and Dante's Inferno in my education. I doubt even this is standard fare in high school educations nowadays, but I wonder to what extent studying these books in mainstream education has simply been people "going through the motions," and that people know these books are great, and that's about as far as they get into their inquiry besides a vague understanding of the plot.
(10-21-2013 05:31 PM)Vitriol Wrote: [ -> ]This had me in stitches today: "One coc rule" inspired by GBFM:


With regard to the one-cock rule:

By "rule," does he mean "a regulation or principle governing conduct" or "control of or dominion over an area or people"?

I.e., does "one cock rule" refer simply to a "one penis policy" (in which the women of the household are only allowed to jump on the penis of their husband)?

Or does it refer to something broader, and analogous to a one-party state, in that in a non-cucked man's household, the whole dominion is under one-cock rule, and he uses his sexuality to help maintain a dominant frame in all aspects of the relationship?
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