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Yeah Lava is decent, i usually hit The Club first then bail to Lava if The Club is a sausage fest. Spicy and Swing are garbage, Sugar and Mixx are my favourite after hours places.

You still around? PM me your line
(08-02-2015 08:28 AM)Dipar Wrote: [ -> ]Some observations I made in the last 3 weeks in Bangkok:
  • The weather in July sucks. There is heavy rain almost every night starting between 6 and 9 pm lasting until 11 or midnight. This is my biggest cockblock in Bangkok so far. It's impossible to get girls to meet you when it is raining. Even the ones I already fucked don't want to come.
  • Khaosan Road is still the easiest place to get a SNL from nightgame. However, it can be hard to find a quality girl. Lots of 5s and 6s throwing themselves at me in Lava Club, which seems to be the new go-to place for Thai girls who want to fuck a farang. Most dudes still go to "The Club" so the guy to girl ratio is a lot better in Lava. Sometimes you also see 7s and even 8s in Lava Club. I made out with one of them but couldn't pull her. Turned out later that she is a virgin and I lost interest.
  • Spicy and Swing is so fucked up that it is almost fun to go there. Swing is so dark that you need to hold you phone next to the girl's face to see if she is a Ladyboy or not.
  • Online Game is a bit harder than in the Philippines. I need to put in a lot more time and effort in chatting with the girls before they are willing to meet up near my place. I guess they have too many options in the age of Tinder. In Cebu I could just go on Tinder, Skout, Filipinocupid and get a date on the same day within an hour. In Bangkok I usually need a few days until a girl is ready to meet. What's more, all of the girls in Bangkok seem busy as fuck. Getting them to meet up on a Monday or Tuesday can be tough.
  • Girls from online seem to all hang out in the same places. Almost every night I go out I see girls I know from Tinder or Thaifriendly. Last night I had one girl from Tinder approaching me in Sugar Club and another one from Thaifriendly. There are more than 8 million people in Bangkok and I keep running into people I know.
  • Yak Gym on On Nut 27 is the cheapest gym I could find in this area. 1 month is 1000 Baht, 1 day is 100 Baht. A motorbike from BTS On Nut is 40 Baht. A Taxi is 55 Baht. They don't have a squat rack though and it's a relatively small gym.
  • Good Short term apartments for less than 20k are hard to find, especially near the BTS.
  • Everyday I saw dozens of foreigners with Thai girls around On Nut. And no matter if the foreigner is young, old, ugly or handsome, they are all with girls who don't pass the boner test. Older foreigners usually hang with former bar girls. Younger foreigner with 4s and 5s from online I guess. Even young foreigners who are good looking for western standards waste their time with girls that are below average. I haven't seen a foreigner with a good looking girl during the day yet. I am not saying that I only fuck 8s and 9s but at least I am not treating the 6s and 7s I fuck like my girlfriend. I just fuck them and if they are good I might invite them to my place again but thats it. I think the ease of Onlinegame is the reason for the poor quality of girls those foreigners get. If you want top notch quality in Bangkok, then online isn't easy at all. I also think that the longer you live in Bangkok, the better quality you can get. After 3 weeks I could instantly tell if a foreigner has spent some time in Bangkok and knows the deal or not. Just from the way he dresses, his body language and the people he is with. Guys who haven't been in Bangkok for long usually end up with low quality girls. I must admit that I haven't spent much time in Bangkok as well (maybe 3-4 months cumultated) but with the help of RVF I feel a bit superior to most other foreigners I saw during the day.

@Kangaroo: I just left Bangkok for a short trip to Cambodia and will then fly to Indonesia and/or Philippines. But I will come back to Bangkok for a few days next month. Somehow I am already sick of fucking around after only 3 weeks in Bangkok. I miss traveling and doing some more exciting stuff.
I'd like to give back to this thread as it helped me plan my stay here currently. This is based on my current observations over the last 4 weeks.

First off logistics: 1)Places to stay

Unless you speak Thai or have stayed in Bangkok and know the city well, I suggest sticking along the Sukhumvit line. Mid Suk from Phrom Pong to Ekkamai is best but don't discount Asok in towards Siam and On Nut/Bang Chak. Asok in to Siam gets real touristy but if you can deal with that, more power to you. Don't be scared by the further out places, in the daytime you'll be skytraining it anyways and late at night traffic isn't terrible if you are cabbing it back to On Nut. If you want food late at night(eg 130am), Nana/Asok sois or On Nut night market are your best bets.

You may find good value along Victory to Ari, it is more residential and doesn't have much IMO for nightlife.

Silom/Sathorn isn't a bad idea also, it doesn't get stupid busy like Suk at night and it is a more upscale area vs Thong Lor and Ekkamai as it is the CBD. Higher end places like Kudeta and really decent lounges are around.

Last note on this is, don't worry too much about location unless you're in the boonies(Bang Kapi, Lat Phrao or worse) as you're cabbing it with a girl back to your places anyways. Being near a BTS just helps for your sanity.

2)Getting around

BTS/MRT daytime, taxi at night. Get a rabbit card if you are a heavy BTS user like me.

3)Gyms

I go to Tonys Fitness on Suk19, it's ghetto compared to what you would find in the West but it's dirt cheap at 900 baht/month. If you are at On Nut, Nows Fitness at On Nut 14 is good at 2000/month with good facilities. On the opposite side of Suk, Nows Fitness at Ari will go as low as 2500/month. Stay away from the Trues, Fitness Firsts, We's etc.


Nightlife: For those of us who don't speak Thai, here are your options IMO. Khao San, RCA, Suk11 to Suk23, select places like Kudeta. Plenty of data available on places to go.

If you can speak Thai or have a big Thai social circle, you probably will have a good time in Thong Lor and Ekkamai. I was at Nung Len/Escobar with a Thai girl who brought me there and while the quality is off the charts, good luck pulling them.

Online: I use Tinder almost exclusively but have gotten results from ThaiFriendly. IMO your matches will explode upon arrival, but the weeding out of DTFs is the same. Gonna have to work for it. My advice: be more direct(had to calibrate to this). Thai girls like a guy who takes charge. Don't worry about fucking it up if you really like her or she's a 9, there is literally another one around the corner.

Lastly, I'll be around till early Sept, feel free to throw me a PM if you need help logistically or want to rip the town up at night.
Bomb blast in Chit Lom a few moments ago. I know that area is quite popular with the guys here. Hope everyone is safe and sound.


Be careful when you log into social media, some horrible pictures posted.
^^I read it was around 15 deaths only 1 bomb. Anybody taking responsibility yet? I hope no more bombs goes off.
Nobody really knows at this point, most articles are just copying each other then back tracking with the facts. Apparently 16 dead and 70+ injured, best till wait till the morning to get hard facts as Twitter/Facebook is going crazy with people just repeating what others are saying.
Greetings everyone! My first posting!

I'm off to Bangkok tomorrow for a few weeks for my 9th time in Thailand and i want to do something new this trip
Does anyone know a decent spot near the Universities where the Thai uni girls (The ones in the hot uniforms) go to eat lunch?
I figure i go there on the prowl at lunch/ dinner times and get some Line ID's


Common sense will probably prevail, just testing the waters here to see if anyone has a real gem of a street food spot thats rammed at lunchtime Smile
Thought I'd post about the best beach near Bangkok

Ko Larn is gorgeous, IF you go to Tian beach (opposite side of the island to the main pier)

I honestly find this beach better than Ko Samet and Ko Chang for swimming/beauty

If anyone plans a short city trip to Bangkok, have this place in mind as you can do it as a day-trip
(08-19-2015 09:23 PM)LeightonBlackstock Wrote: [ -> ]Thought I'd post about the best beach near Bangkok

Ko Larn is gorgeous, IF you go to Tian beach (opposite side of the island to the main pier)

I honestly find this beach better than Ko Samet and Ko Chang for swimming/beauty

If anyone plans a short city trip to Bangkok, have this place in mind as you can do it as a day-trip

I have been here twice, i didn't pay too much attention to what beach i went to but all remember is it was full of Russians .. pretty crowded
Leighton I love Koh Larn. I used go to every month. The most fun I had was doing time trials on the little bike path on a motorbike just off of Tawean beach.
Place is very Thai (all the Russians and other Pattaya tourist go back to Pattaya before nightfall) and pretty quiet at night so it's a better spot to bring a girl than pick them up imo. Great Island you can get to in a quick trip.
So has the recent bomb last and terrorist activity killed the vibe in Bangkok much? Have girls on holiday been scared away?
Have a friend who works in a hotel say that they have had massive cancellations since the bomb. But for people already here, same old same old. RCA was packed last Sun night.
I just booked my second trip to Thailand. Six weeks from December to January.

My week in Ao Nang and Ko Phi Phi last year was my least favourite part of the trip, aside from the fantastic photo opportunities. Beach vacations feel better suited for couples, families and younger people who want to get drunk every night. But the Koh Larn recommendation sounds good for a couple of days.
I plan on spending most of my time in Bangkok and Chiang Mai, though I'll look into more daytrips outside of Bangkok this time.
(09-05-2015 10:30 AM)MikeS Wrote: [ -> ]I just booked my second trip to Thailand. Six weeks from December to January.

My week in Ao Nang and Ko Phi Phi last year was my least favourite part of the trip, aside from the fantastic photo opportunities. Beach vacations feel better suited for couples, families and younger people who want to get drunk every night. But the Koh Larn recommendation sounds good for a couple of days.
I plan on spending most of my time in Bangkok and Chiang Mai, though I'll look into more daytrips outside of Bangkok this time.

Sounds like the perfect time to be in Thailand! You don't have to be young to enjoy the Thai islands. As long as you're in shape, I find it hard to believe there's an easier place to clean up hot, 18-25 year old pussy than in that environment, especially if you prefer European/South American girls over Asians. How old are you?
(09-05-2015 07:45 PM)Adrenaline Wrote: [ -> ]
(09-05-2015 10:30 AM)MikeS Wrote: [ -> ]I just booked my second trip to Thailand. Six weeks from December to January.

My week in Ao Nang and Ko Phi Phi last year was my least favourite part of the trip, aside from the fantastic photo opportunities. Beach vacations feel better suited for couples, families and younger people who want to get drunk every night. But the Koh Larn recommendation sounds good for a couple of days.
I plan on spending most of my time in Bangkok and Chiang Mai, though I'll look into more daytrips outside of Bangkok this time.

Sounds like the perfect time to be in Thailand! You don't have to be young to enjoy the Thai islands. As long as you're in shape, I find it hard to believe there's an easier place to clean up hot, 18-25 year old pussy than in that environment, especially if you prefer European/South American girls over Asians. How old are you?

39 before I leave. The last time I was there - also for six weeks - I ended up in a few mini-relationships in Bangkok and Chiang Mai. Plus some bangs on the side.
I expect to stick to Thai girls again this time, the only place where I actually paid attention to Western girls last time for more than a rare bored glance, was in the resorts in the south. And that was only because the tourists so heavily outnumbered the locals.
Ko phi phi is the only place I'v been in Thailand where the majority of backpacker type chicks were actually hot. Hardest place to get with thai chicks due to the shortage of them I think. I still banged 2 thai birds and got sucked off by a Brazilian chick in the 4 days I spent there.

Samui was the shittest Island in my opinion. At least around cheweng. Most hardcore pros that I have encountered in all of thailand minus pattaya.
The user who mentioned "@Mind 85" deserves a medal. I stayed there for one night and it is fucking amazing. For 25$ I got a nicely furnished 1BR apartment with a Flat TV in the living room and one in the bedroom, a big fridge, a microwave, a balcony and they have a pool. In other hotels in Asia you usually get only a 15sqm bedroom for 25$. The restaurant downstairs serves good food for reasonable prices. If you want it cheaper you can find restaurants nearby where you can eat for less than 100THB. If you still want it cheaper you can walk to Tesco Lotus and eat at the food court there. BTS is also in walking distance. Overall I think this is one of the best hotels you can get for 25$. Not only in Bangkok but in whole Asia.

Edit: I checked again on Agoda. Seems like they accidentally gave me the 1 BR suite (usually 40-50$) or they upgraded me.
One of the bombs went off right down the street from where I'm staying.
I don't see any decrease in tourism due to the bombs.
Both places where the bombs went off are busy as can be.
(09-06-2015 09:30 AM)Dipar Wrote: [ -> ]The user who mentioned "@Mind 85" deserves a medal. I stayed there for one night and it is fucking amazing. For 25$ I got a nicely furnished 1BR apartment with a Flat TV in the living room and one in the bedroom, a big fridge, a microwave, a balcony and they have a pool. In other hotels in Asia you usually get only a 15sqm bedroom for 25$. The restaurant downstairs serves good food for reasonable prices. If you want it cheaper you can find restaurants nearby where you can eat for less than 100THB. If you still want it cheaper you can walk to Tesco Lotus and eat at the food court there. BTS is also in walking distance. Overall I think this is one of the best hotels you can get for 25$. Not only in Bangkok but in whole Asia.

Shhhh. Smile
(09-06-2015 09:30 AM)Dipar Wrote: [ -> ]The user who mentioned "@Mind 85" deserves a medal. I stayed there for one night and it is fucking amazing. For 25$ I got a nicely furnished 1BR apartment with a Flat TV in the living room and one in the bedroom, a big fridge, a microwave, a balcony and they have a pool. In other hotels in Asia you usually get only a 15sqm bedroom for 25$. The restaurant downstairs serves good food for reasonable prices. If you want it cheaper you can find restaurants nearby where you can eat for less than 100THB. If you still want it cheaper you can walk to Tesco Lotus and eat at the food court there. BTS is also in walking distance. Overall I think this is one of the best hotels you can get for 25$. Not only in Bangkok but in whole Asia.

Edit: I checked again on Agoda. Seems like they accidentally gave me the 1 BR suite (usually 40-50$) or they upgraded me.

Seems to be all the way out by On Nut, if I got the correct Google results? Looks like a good place, but I'm not sure I'd like to live that far from the center on a vacation, even if I have the BTS close by.
It's really not very far out, depending on where you want to go. Thonglor, Ekkamai and Asoke are all very close. It looks a lot further on a map than it is in reality.
(09-07-2015 01:14 PM)RioNomad Wrote: [ -> ]It's really not very far out, depending on where you want to go. Thonglor, Ekkamai and Asoke are all very close. It looks a lot further on a map than it is in reality.

I seem to remember On Nut being around 20 minutes from Asoke by BTS? I wouldn't mind that all if I was living there for an extended period of time and would be spending a considerable amount of time in my home. But on vacations where I'm out most of the day, but still want to go back to my hotel at least twice a day to rest and shower, I think I would soon start getting annoyed with the commute.

On the other hand I've only spent around three weeks in Bangkok in total, and for me the "center" area where most things seem to happen range from around Asoke (where I stayed last time) to Siam. It's entirely possible I've so far missed out on good eating, relaxing, sightseeing and party opportunities further out. I've only paid brief daytime visits to On Nut and Thonglor. And in the opposite direction mostly some of the areas along the river (I must have gone up and down the river at least six times - plus some of the smaller canals north of Sukhumvit. The boats are a good way to cool off).
I found a place on airbnb that is even better. A spacious 1 BR apartment located near Asok for 25$. Inlcuding kitchen, gym, pool and sauna. Airbnb seems to be the way to go in Bangkok. I found multiple condos who looked really good and are in a good location for less than 35$. It was my first time to use Airbnb and now I regret that I always stayed in hotels when I was traveling in Asia.
Is it safe to use AirBnB in Bangkok? I seem to remember something - possibly earlier in this thread - about fraud being relatively common, with risk of being screwed over on false claims of property damage etc.

Edit: I probably got that mixed up with normal apartment rentals. Surely the AirBnB reviews would bring that kind of fraud to light.
Alright so, I decide to go to Bangkok a couple days ago. I only spent 4 days there.



Pipelining wasn that bad. In Korea..Tinder barely even works and there aren't many users.
Surprisingly, After tindering for a couple days prior and throught my trip I had dozens of number of matches.
I got a lot of messages from curious girls, flat out saying they wanted to try a black guy. Them majority of these girls were really poor or not great looking.
The good looking ones were pretty DTF.. especially after finding out I was in a great hotel.
But I spent my days sightseeing and not trying to meet up with school girls for lunch or after class.

Unfortunately, a tenth of those matches were also LadyBoys...
Why are there so many Lady Boys in Thailand??
One of them didn't have lady boy in his profile. I never would have though it was a dude.
I got his Line account and soon after, when I tried to get nudes.. he sent me a picture of him on his back.. implants. jerking himself off.
Wtf...
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-What I find more odd isn't that there are so many lady boys..but why is the market for them so big.
There are clearly a lot of under cover dudes that are into lady boys.
I don't get it.

REAL Thai girls on average look... extremely basic.
Personally I don't think they are very attractive.
True, for the most part, they are petite. But so much to the point that they have no chest and bony flat butts.

The upper class ones have decent faces.
But for the most part, unless a lot of make up in involved.. only the working girls seem to look decent.


Thai Airline serves great meals and has free alcohol by the way.
They even gave me a second meal, simply cause I asked. I had a decent buzz going when I got off the plane.


TAXI DRIVERS

I didn't care much to find a really cheap place to stay.
Two friends and I got a 2 bedroom apartment at the Marriot in Pathumwan. Its pretty expensive, but if you have money to blow, it was worth it.

Getting out the airport, we immediately got swindled by the taxi services.
30 bucks for so for a taxi to the airport...which I later found out is pretty steep.
The companies are sketchy every step of the way.. Its actually kinda funny how there was multiple hand offs until we finally got to the actual driver.
Leaving to go back to the airport... I paid another driver half that price.


Hotel was legit though..lots of arab dudes walking around with their hot wives followed by a woman or two in Jibabs with all the kids.
There was an outside bar and pool on the top floor.


Why are the taxis so sketchy?
They never want to run the meter and act like they don't know how to work the meter in their own car.
One old dude.. pretended to get lost and get on the highway to run the meter. I pulled out my phone and turned on GPS.
Once I arrived, I told him "Fuck you" and gave him a quarter of what the meter said.
I didn't want to be a dick about it. Until he ignore me. Multiple times I asked him why he was taking me this way.
Even more suspect. We would slow down near other taxis on the road as if I was gonna get out and grab another taxi.
Why is a single taxi sitting on an odd street like this?
I figured it was part of the scam and I just made him drive me to a area that looked safe and was a block from where I was going, and then I got out.

Tuk Tuks are pretty cool and cheap.. minus the ones you get anywhere near a tourist area.
They just wanna take you to jewelry and suit stores.
Now.. 150-170 for a suit..really isn't that bad. But I can get them made in Korea by someone I trust.. not some Tuk Tuk Scam Trap
BB Fashion
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We still used Tuk Tuks as much as possible.. the constant near death experience and smell of gas just can't be beat.


On the note of taxis... I often just paid 100baht flat rate for the trips.
100 baht=2.70 USD
Here in Korea the taxi meters starts at 3000won.
3000 won=2.50 USD

If the taxi drivers were honest. The meter would run 50-70 baht.
At first I would argue with the driver about running the meter. It doesn't matter if its just a couple cents. I don't appreciate someone try to play me.
But at the end of the day.. a 3 dollar taxi ride isn't break me when I'm paying 150USD something for a hotel.

FOOD

Food is mad cheap here.
A lot of people don't like to eat in foreign countries. They are afraid to get sick.
I have a strong stomach.
I spent hours just walking around hitting up the street vendors.
Drinking coconuts to kill the hangover and eating 30 cent sausages.
A full plate of chicken and rice plus the broth soup and a bottle of water cost me something like:
70baht/2.00USD
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Hell.. I was ballin for a hot minute and bought the 5 people standing around me a sausage each.
I ended up with the Hershey Squirts for one toilet session though.
It was more dude to the spices than food poison.

There was another little place like this in RCA. Great food.
I also tried this ?Dessert Sausage? It was like candied sausage.
Not sure what it was.. but it was good.

I also ate at the Siam Mall Food Court.
Massive place with restaurants from every region.
I found myself trying food from other regions in the mall and Thai food out on the streets.

Trip favorite ended up being the sticky rice and mango.
Why have I never heard of this before?
Its delicious.
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CLUBS

With a short trip.
I didn't have much time to explore and experiment like I wanted.
I arrived on a Saturday anyway.
We started of in the area near Levels club.
Bar hopped around there.
I can't remember all the places.. but they were pretty nice.
We made the mistake of not being able to get into Levels because we were wearing shorts.
You have to wear pants to go in there...Even when its ninety degrees.
We packed pants and such just in case, but decided to go to Mixx instead of changing.

Went to Mixx way too early..met three young canadian teachers.
Me and a friend took turns on 2 of the girls back at the hotel...
Woke up in morning.. fucked a little more and then kicked them out.
They said they lived about hour outside the city.
Second friend had to sleep on the couch..his girl was the skinniest on of the group.. but decided she wanted to eat. -_- he took her for food... and she ended up not wanting to smash..

It was great to get a first night bang in.. but as we were leaving, the club was filing up with hotter women than were eyeing us. Both the Canadians were at the very lowest point of a 7.
I'm sure it we would have stayed.. we all would have still taken home chicks.
But..why leave a good thing? These two girls were down to be passed back and forth.


Sunday we stopped by the Soi Cowboy area just to see what was up.
There were more bar and bikini girls than there were men at and all boys school.
They were pretty relentless with their grabbing and stroking.
We eventually went in one of the places to see what was up.
Flat ass Thai girls everywhere.. a couple drunk dudes in their 50's.
None of the girl dance particularly..sexy.
They tried...Some of the girls had nice tight asses.. but its mainly the heels and outfits being so tight on their bodies.
Those wonder bras are amazing.

It was fun for the time being.. but I'm not interested in sitting in a cramped booth while girls ask me to buy them drink and try to have conversation with me.
" Girl you are wearing a belt over your expensive lingerie...you can buy your own drink"
-My gripe in SEA comes from here.
Between the tinder girls that were out for a free meal and a good bed for the night and the obvious pro's in the city,
I kept second guessing myself on chicks.
Almost every one of them that go after a westerner, are out for a monetary gain of some sort.
The extreme cheapness of the country seems to make it easy to fall for that game.
Why would I try to game.. when I can buy a girl food for a week with the money I lose in my couch.
But I guess that is also why so many old dude or goofy looking guys were walking around with decent Thai girls.
//rant over

...Onward...
We went to Levels after that.
It was pretty bumping. I got a Line account.
But I could tell that a lot of chicks were semi-pro to pro range.
The group of western chicks were models paid by the club.
I made eye contact with a lady boy and he must have thought I was interested.
I was staring cause I was confused what I was looking at. I could tell something was off..but it wasn't immediate.
Next thing I know.. the dude is standing next to me at the bar when I ordered a drink.
I was frozen in a bit of terror.
He could tell that my friend was about to bust out laughing.
He got close to me and said something like " Don't let your friends tell you what to do..they aren't your bosses"

I bolted. Hit the spin move and went to the other side of the bar to get my drink.
The last straw was a couple drinks later when I was going to the bathroom and noticed the tranny coming up the stairs behind me.
I don't know what bathroom it went it.
I pulled out my phone and pretended to text.. then skipped the bathroom all together.

We left after that and went back to Mixx.
...Which was filled with Russian Pros. It was also, buy one drink get the second one free, so we stuck around a bit to watch all the Russian girls sit around looking bored.

Monday we went to the RCA area.
Should have went here Saturday.
Even though it was Monday the place was still packed..but it was packed with Koreans.
Couple western and brown chicks.. but I wasn't much point trying to go for numbers and pull, when we would be leaving early in the morning.
No Hooray but I had fun.
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Things to do.
We never made time to leave the city and go see elephants or tigers.
I heard the Reptile farm or anywhere that you can see animals is pretty sleazy and horribly maintained.
I'm not an animal lover..But I don't see much point in taking a picture next to a tiger that is high out of his mind.

We did take a boat tour.
I noticed at one point the boat went in a area that said water treatment/sewage....
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But they sold us overpriced beer and let us drink on the boat...
I guess that's a plus.
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A lot of the sights were under what looked like constant constructions.
This really took away from the allure. Some places were so obviously staged that I almost felt bad for the people working there.
I actually felt bad for the tourist on other boats that probably bought into the bullshit.
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At some point I wanted a massage.
Which are extremely cheap.
The first massage I go was with friends.
270baht/7.50 USD
For and hour massage. No funny business at this place either.

The second massage I got on the other hand...
Paid 400 baht for.. I was alone.
I thought things were getting a little suspect. when she started massaging closer and closer to my dick.
Of course I get hard.
Thai girl starts having a minute stroke and starts playing with my dick.
Shes already on top of me for the massage, so she just figured.. she would pull my super saiyan, hyperbolic training outfit down and try to slide right on.
This didn't end well at all.
A couple strokes in.. I couldn't even fit halfway in that box.
My dick was thicker than this girls arm.
She was the opposite of how J.Cole described the girl in the song "No Role Modelz"



I think Bangkok as a whole is the opposite of this song.
These girls wanna be saved.

She gave up.
Saying " sorry sorry, never touch with black man."

I'm thinking to myself.
I legit wanted a massage...but I'm not mad...But I should probably get tested just in case..
Am I suppose to tip? I already gave her the tip..and it barely fit.
Did I just do p4p? Is the old dude and lady that own this place gonna pull knives on me.
No..I guess wild shit actually happens in Bangkok every once in a while.

Most of my tinder prospects and day game prospects fell though anyway.
I wasnt really interested in going on dates.. I wanted to explore the city more.
If I was staying longer.. I had a couple chicks ready to meet up.

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Black people in ancient Thailand?

I didn't really experience any animosity in the city being black.
Money talks more than anything.
There was only one time. A monk went on and on about me not being American. He claimed I had to be from Nigeria.. or Benin.
I can't even point to Benin on a map..





Ps.

No money, No honey.
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