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(03-18-2016 12:31 AM)Velebit Wrote: [ -> ]Hello,

Does anyone know which bars in Bangkok are showing March Madness NCAA basketball games?

Email The Sportsman bar on Soi 13. They have over 33 TVs and show pretty much everything. I wanted to watch a football game once during the rugby cup final when they were packed to the gills and they put me in and 3 other people in the staff room to watch it.

Very accommodating and western owned. Second option is to check sites like "I Like HD" who offer on-demand streaming for lots of sports channels.

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Hooters might be a good shout also, or The Game on Sukhumvit near Soi 11.
Well my first time in BKK as a post red pill single man was fun. My first impressions of it from my last visit a few years ago are still true, it's hot, dirty, smelly and the traffic is terrible. However this time I got to really experience the night life when the city comes alive and best of all sample the local talent.

My first day I got in late and and was working the next 2 days so it was pretty quiet, tried to convince some girls from Tinder to come and see me after work but none of them were down for meeting up on a work night and I couldn't head out for the same reason.
However roll around the weekend and it was open slather. Went out Friday, Saturday and Sunday night and pulled a girl each time. They were sweet, feminine and thin, a joy to be with.
I met the one I banged on Saturday night for lunch on Sunday and she payed. She knows I am only visiting, I was honest about this from the start, but I think she is a bit in love with me. Seems to be that Thai girls fall for you quickly.

So while I don't like BKK as a city overall, it has great nightlife and sweet women.
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Where did you go out?
Heading back to BKK today. 5 more days until I go back to the states. If anyone's around, let's grab a beer or head to a shisha place.
(03-15-2016 09:17 AM)CleanSlate Wrote: [ -> ]Girl who I turned away because she wanted something serious is now pestering to meet me again. I'm in the middle of a date with another girl.

Go figure. Women... they work in funny ways.

Aaaannnd now she's in my bed naked. Once again, go figure Big Grin
Thai girls are a bit extra delusional compared with another girls.
Arrived in Bkk on wednesday and had pipelined a few on tinder using fake gps.

First date met at Myst shisha place in Thong Lor, arrived late but she was ok. She doesnt drink so that didnt help and plus had to work the next day. I cut this one short and will try again on the weekend with her. I then messaged another as she works in a hotel and finishes at 11pm. She wanted to bring her friend along, i said no and after some persuasion she was ok with it and met me. We changed a few bars before she got a bit drunk. Jumped into a taxi and took her back to mine. Result.

Thursday went to scratch dog (a place really for foreign asian men to pick up local Thai woman) with a mate. Basically have a table and they play EDM music. Girls will go wondering but its very hard to game because of the loud music. I still managed to get a girls line as if you look good, they will approach. I notice they dont really make out in public so just a bump and grind. My mate has a gf in Bangkok and hes from London and she regularly goes ScratchDog. He checked up on her not saying that he was in BKK, she said she is going to bed. He is grinding some girl and all of a sudden another woman stands next to him. Guess what, its his gf. Talk about liars haha

Will see what today bring,
Opted to put this in the Bangkok thread instead of making a new thread…

So, my three week trip to Thailand has come to an end.

I had a fantastic time and met some amazing men from this forum. I’ve also spent time with some sweet, slim and feminine women that are an entire world apart from what I am used to in the West. I shoehorned a 5 day trip to Indonesia in there as well. I’m sad to leave, with difficult goodbyes to a couple of girls who got attached, but I will be back soon enough.

I will be back at my desk job by come Monday morning, sitting there half awake and groggy from the jet lag, and wondering if it was all a dream.

Bangkok. Wow, what a city. If it were spelled “Bangcock”, it would be perfectly apt. Apart from my Philippine trips, I had never gotten so much ass in my life - it’s insane. Both quality and quantity, even with the oversaturation of foreigners in many parts of Thailand, most notably BKK.

Total notch count for the trip? Probably 14 or 15, with some repeats. Bit fuzzy on this, though - this trip was just one big blur and I lost track especially during the second half. Many of these were 7s at least. Some 6s, a few 8s, and admittedly a couple of 4-5s I wouldn’t want to be seen in public with. Their ages ranged between 19 and 36, with most of them in their early-mid 20s.

Most of the women I met were from tinder, with a couple of mall or street swoops here and there. Zero nightclub pulls, though. Night game isn’t particularly my strong suit, no matter where I am in the world.

Anyway, some of those hotties were of model caliber, and one of them was a really cute 23 year old singer who performed an impromptu gig at a lounge with a live band. She must have a good voice because everyone at the bar, including the staff, really got into it as she sang. People were also looking at me like a semi-celebrity because I was with her.

When she was done, I told her in a proud fatherly tone, like when a dad praises his daughter for her performance at a school recital:

“I may be deaf, but I thought you were really good up there.”

The googly eyed look on her face was one I will never forget. Frantic banging ensued not long afterward. Nothing like watching her body move in harmonic waveform motion as she rode my cock, consuming herself with pleasure, eyes rolling into the back of her head, and licking her lips. Exhausted and smiling after we were done, she said, “oh baby, you killed me!” Fuck yeah.

Gamerecognized

We hung out the entire next day (I cancelled my other tinder dates). We were shooting the shit with her roommates at her place. We fucked in her bedroom three times while they were home, and they didn’t care. And here I am thinking that back home, I’d be “lucky” to be on a time-wasting date with an entitled 5 with a feminazi chip on her shoulder. We’re not in Kansas anymore, boys.

Now, instead of giving only the positive spin of things or sounding like I’m bragging, I’ll balance things out here a little bit with some yin against the yang, so to speak.

I do wish I did more day and street game to challenge myself more, as I started getting sick of online game towards the end of the trip - same conversations same dates different girls. I feel that if I lived here long term, I would pace myself with online game and push myself to do more day game. Probably won’t pull the numbers I got on this trip, but it might actually be better for my psyche and overall well being.

I did meet a few bad eggs and time wasters off tinder, where they put up absolutely zero effort while I tried to get through to them… not unlike many women in the US. In those cases I gave up after 15 minutes, paid for the drinks without ordering a second round, and left.

I also got SIFed three times in a row in Indonesia. One of them was huge. I mean, she was a WHALE. I’m fully convinced that, not only she used downward angles, but also changed the aspect ratios of her photos by actually compressing them horizontally to make herself look thinner. Devising an escape plan on the fly, I set an alarm on my phone to go off in two minutes. When it went off, I pretended to look perplexed at my phone, did a minute of (fake) frantic texting, and then excused myself for an “emergency meeting with a client” and ran off.

To be honest, I did experience culture shock on this trip. It takes time to adjust, especially for a first timer with no experience with a language that does not use the same alphabeticals as English. With a language like Spanish, you could at least get a sense of how to pronounce the words without knowing what they mean. Not so in Thai. For example, walking into a very Thai restaurant, as the only farang in the place, with zero English on the menu was quite disorienting. It was way out of my comfort zone. But I stayed, opting for plain rice and eggs. One step at a time.

Eventually I’d like to get to the point where I can pull a Beyond Borders and stroll into a 100% Thai venue with zero foreigner presence, befriending everyone, and swooping a few girls along the way. That will take better day game skills, though, and it gets me reconsidering about how I want to go about meeting girls (and new friends) in the future.

Again, I’m not too proud of the fact that I am pretty reliant on online game, even though it gives me great yields in SEA. I want to do more day game, and only use online periodically to take the edge off of my sexual urges during a string of dry days. This trip may possibly have been my last “bang mission” in the purest sense of the word. Like suffering needlessly in a poosy desert, putting all one’s time to solely bang women isn’t an ideal way to live (outside of a 2-3 week fuck off vacation to blow steam, of course).

I want to take a more balanced approach in future trips. On top of working as a freelancer, networking with other entrepreneurs and other expats, doing gym time, possibly muay thai, and learning the language, I’d do maybe a 50/50-ish combination of day and online game, with some social circle, and maybe some night game whenever the forum members get together. Even when I don’t pull in night game, I still have fun with the forum members and it’s worth going out every now and then.

I guess this is a long winded way of saying that I want to become a more well-rounded person who leads a more balanced life, than someone who almost always does online game.

And now some fun random facts and personal observations from this trip:

* Bangkok has terrible air pollution. The smog was so thick you could barely see the ground as your plane approached the airport from a few thousand feet up. Don’t think I’ll stay there forever for that reason alone.

* Lots of foreigners in Bangkok, but they all converge to the same streets and same bars. Don’t want to see any foreigners? Simply walk a few blocks away from those tourist traps.

* The BTS skytrain is awesome. Gets you to places fast. Would be nice if it ran around the clock, though.

* Motorbikes temporarily hopping onto sidewalks is perfectly fair game around here, but I hate that. I find it nerve wracking to say the least.

* Food and drink prices vary wildly depending on which venue you step foot into. Bottled water? In restaurants, you pay 50-100 THB. At a 7-11, only 5 THB.

* I was able to make it through the whole trip without getting sick or enduring a gastric incident.

* Never pay a taxi driver with large bills. Bring enough small bills or change. Some unscrupulous taxi drivers could claim to not have enough change and you end up way overpaying.

* Met a Thai girl on the BTS who started using sign language with me. She must have noticed my hearing aid. I was on the way to meet another forum member, RedGuard, and funnily enough, he said he saw me talking to that girl! I got her Line and interestingly, it turned out that she’s a working girl who goes to Nana almost every night.

* The aforementioned forum member, RedGuard, is a fearless approacher, and has game. He is way ahead of 98% of his peers in his age group by my estimation. Impressive.

* When Thai women say they want serious relationships, gently turn her away (if you’re not looking for anything serious). Watch their hamsters spin on overdrive. Only a matter of time before they come around, and whatever happens, your conscience remains clear... win-win.

* That said, Thais do fall hard and fast, like filipinas. Enduring a couple of teary goodbyes, with them refusing to release me from their hugs, makes it tempting to just say fuck it, pull up my return ticket and rip it to shreds.

* Some girls are complete horndogs who just want to fuck. One tinder girl came over to my place during her lunch break on 2 hours notice. After I finally came after 30 minutes of sweaty nonstop fast paced sex, she said - verbatim - “I still have 15 minutes before I have to go back to work. Is one cum enough for you?” I said, “oh it’s going to take me longer than 15 minutes to recharge…” She laughed at the word “recharge” and apologized for being in a rush. And yes, she was hot.

* I am starting to understand, in real life practice, the concept of Face in Asian cultures. Saving face, losing face. In Asia, it is everything. Their entire lives revolve around Face. When you grasp this, Asia makes a lot more sense.

* Cutting dates short, or cancelling them altogether, for a chance to meet up with forum members has always proved to be the right decision. 100%

* Conversely, the flake rate from Thais is refreshingly low. I think only 1 in 5 or maybe even 1 in 10 flaked on me, which is even less than pinays (1 in 3 for them in my experience).

* Looks like some interesting times ahead for Uber and Grab. In Jakarta, there was a huge protest against Uber and Grab by taxi drivers blocking the freeway on the opposite lanes as I was leaving for the airport. Some taxi drivers climbed onto the top of ubers and stomped on the car roofs, forcing the drivers and passengers out. Had I either taken an Uber, or the protest blocked my lanes to the airport, I would definitely have missed my return flight to Bangkok.

* You can get by in Bangkok without ever learning a single word in Thai. But I strongly feel that by learning some Thai and making an effort to understand some aspects of their culture, you will get so much more out of Thailand, lessening your feelings of isolation if you don’t want to hang out with other expats all the time.

Well, that was a much longer post than I intended...

It was a great, fun, and educational trip. Not only did I get ass in the quantities I wanted, but, more importantly, I met some inspirational forum members, learned a lot about myself as a man, and the traits that I want to further develop in myself.

Last note - I thought a lot about location independence while on this trip, even taking some of my work with me to get a taste of what it’s like. I already posted some of my thoughts in my location independence thread.

Now off to the airport for the trip back to the states. I should probably take a box of Kleenex with me.
How is Bangkok during songkran for girl chasing? Better or worse than normal?
(03-21-2016 03:08 AM)Cheetah Wrote: [ -> ]^^^^

Where did you go out?

Mostly Soi 11 and Thong Lor.
Thong Lor for evening/early night drinks and then on to Soi 11 for clubs.
Had another result last night from a girl in Tinder. I was with another one when she messaged about 8pm saying shes tired and needed a place to stay close to her work. I stayed near Asok so its quite a good location. I killed off the current tinder date as I felt it wasnt getting anywhere. Took the BTS back to the hotel (faster than going taxi).

She eventually popped round at 9.30pm. Took a shower and proceeded to go sleep. I let her sleep in the bed and pretended to do some work to show a lack of interest of a hot 7 in my bed. After like 10 mins in, she said come in. Then proceeded the best BJ i have ever had in my life.

Today, is my last day in BKK but has been a great adventure. Been here 6 days, met like 9 tinder girls, 3 from night game and a total of 7 lays. A so so ratio but damn i got bored of on line gaming. I got a ton of matches but towards the end, I just so couldnt be asked to chat anymore.
If you join others at a table, are you ever expected in Bangkok to pay for drinks that you haven't ordered yourself?
(03-30-2016 11:22 AM)Cheetah Wrote: [ -> ]If you join others at a table, are you ever expected in Bangkok to pay for drinks that you haven't ordered yourself?
You shouldn't be expected to be for drinks if you've not drank anything. What context was your situation?

A girl once invited me to her table at WIP (I already had a bottle + mixers) so just merged tables and my friends drank with theirs. We didn't touch their bottle or mixes and paid for all our own stuff.

At the end of the night one of the girl's friends passed me a bill for 3,xxxb, I laughed and passed it her back. Guess they just tried to see if we'd pay but I'm not paying for a whole table of drinks or even partial payment for drinks I've never ordered.
(03-30-2016 11:37 AM)Afarang Wrote: [ -> ]
(03-30-2016 11:22 AM)Cheetah Wrote: [ -> ]If you join others at a table, are you ever expected in Bangkok to pay for drinks that you haven't ordered yourself?
You shouldn't be expected to be for drinks if you've not drank anything. What context was your situation?

A girl once invited me to her table at WIP (I already had a bottle + mixers) so just merged tables and my friends drank with theirs. We didn't touch their bottle or mixes and paid for all our own stuff.

At the end of the night one of the girl's friends passed me a bill for 3,xxxb, I laughed and passed it her back. Guess they just tried to see if we'd pay but I'm not paying for a whole table of drinks or even partial payment for drinks I've never ordered.

She is clearly a gold digger. You don't have to pay for dirnks that you didn't order, except if you go alone with the girl, which in some circumstances you might have to pay for her. As for her friends, they can pay their own stuff.

Last month I had a scenario where one of my plates invited me to have dinner for her father's birthday. I normally don't go out with the family of my plates, but since she was a good one, I agreed. She brought her extended family, parents, etc. for a total of 14 people. We all had a good time.

Until...

The check comes. The girl, without even looking at me, just puts the bill in front of me and continues talking to her parents. I started playing on my phone to ignore this, but after 5 minutes, she looks at me, and says "are you ready?" and continues talking to the family.

I excused myself to the bathroom. They are probably still waiting for me.
(03-30-2016 11:37 AM)Afarang Wrote: [ -> ]
(03-30-2016 11:22 AM)Cheetah Wrote: [ -> ]If you join others at a table, are you ever expected in Bangkok to pay for drinks that you haven't ordered yourself?
You shouldn't be expected to be for drinks if you've not drank anything. What context was your situation?

A girl once invited me to her table at WIP (I already had a bottle + mixers) so just merged tables and my friends drank with theirs. We didn't touch their bottle or mixes and paid for all our own stuff.

At the end of the night one of the girl's friends passed me a bill for 3,xxxb, I laughed and passed it her back. Guess they just tried to see if we'd pay but I'm not paying for a whole table of drinks or even partial payment for drinks I've never ordered.

Sounds good.

I've heard that the oldest male at the table is expected to pay for everyone's drinks but that seems not to be true.
(03-30-2016 02:31 PM)Cheetah Wrote: [ -> ]I've heard that the oldest male at the table is expected to pay for everyone's drinks but that seems not to be true.
If they are several years older and invited everyone out, it's not uncommon for the guy to pay because they will generally have more money.

I doubt that applies to westerners or if you just happen to join a table.

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I've had a girls friend hand me a table bill 5 minutes after meeting them in rca also. Like a farang said just laugh and give it back this hasn't been common. More likely if you end up at a girls table you'll drink with them and they often won't even let you pay something if you offer .

I've noticed the older or more well off girl in a group often grabs the bill for her friends.
Cheetah, maybe it depends on what level of Thai society you are out with, but usually if I am invited out for drinks or karaoke by Thai guys they will not let me pay for anything, insisting that I'm their guest. If we go out regularly we will take turns or pay our own share. If you are on a first date with a quality Thai girl, it would probably be a smart move to pick up the tab, but if you are out for drinks with her friends she will not expect you to pay for them and just as likely that they pick up your tab too.

That said, there is a large group of scamming/gold digging Thai girls and guys in Bangkok and throughout the country that will try to get you to pay for them, their friends and their family.

My Thai wife's family will always try to pick up the tab when we go out for dinner and the only way I can reciprocate is to get up and settle the bill away from the table before they ask for it.
I dont mean to burst the bubble of this thread, but I really would like someone to explain to me what all the fuss is about when it comes to Bangkok. I feel there are things that have to be said here, because people considering travelling there might get the wrong idea.

I had the displeasure of being seconded there for 9 weeks, with a small break in between, for work a few years back. The skyline is great, but at street level it stinks and is third-world grimy. Food made me sick at least once a week and I have no time for Buddhism and even less for people who appear to be religious but cant wait to rip you off the moment the chance arises. Since that 9 week experience, I have had to go back to Bangkok and Pattaya - in December 2014 - for a cousin's buck's party. I was one of the groomsmen so I couldn't get out of it. Apart from Bangkok, I have worked in Singapore and seen KL, some Malaysian and Thai islands, some of Mainland China and HK and Macau - when it comes to Asia.

While I was in Bangkok I did all the partying I needed to - RCA, Thong Lo®, Sukhumvit, Silom bars etc... I think I went everywhere.

They call Thailand the Land of Smiles but I didn't see a general level of happiness and smiling in Thailand over and above all of the other third world countries Ive visited. In fact, its better referred to as the Land of Unsmiles because I did notice when I didn't buy what someone was selling that their smile (fake) turned in to nasty frown very quickly.

But this is ostensibly a PUA site, so lets talk about women. SEA women are natively not at all attractive. If you look at the indigenous SEA female, you get a large forehead, huge mandible/jaw, bridgeless wide nose, dusky-dark skin, flat bum and no height. It's plain bad. How can that be a pussy paradise? How many women looking like that with those features are considered hot? How many are in the Victoria's Secret show? Unless you have a fetish for that very look, and Im talking wayyy past yellow fever here, you're not gonna like what you typically see.

So if you really think about it, what men are chasing over in places like Bangkok are the outliers. The women who don't look all like as described above. The look men chase in Bangkok - certainly the rich locals - is a girl who looks about as far removed from the typical SEA as you can get. Evidence of this can be seen in the actresses chosen to play the roles of young, beautiful women . When I first went to Bangkok and saw one of their soap-operas on TV, all I saw were women desperate not to look Asian at all. In fact, a lot of them looked about 75% Caucasian and 25% Oriental. That got me thinking - if youre going to Bangkok for the women, its a behavioural non-sequitur. Why go all the way there to chase Asians if the ones you really like are doing whatever they can to look otherwise?

So lets talk about these outliers - the taller, whiter etc... the look the "hi-so" are so desperate to achieve. Ive spoken to them in the Thai-only clubs and on RCA. Up close, I was unimpressed. Ive been the ceremonial white guy invited to these places because of the way I look - over 6 foot tall and by that time had been roiding for years. I stood out. I know they liked me. Some showed it. Some didn't. Got the dumbass SEA variety of shit tests, passed them and closed using everything from a semi-beta approach PUAs like to use in SEA to counteract an overly physical look, to absolute drunken cave manning. At this juncture, let me say that one of the most pathetic things I have encountered in my entire life is the conversation from a Thai chick who thinks she's important and is desperate to come across as such. The garbage these women spout about their families and how many Mercedes their dad owns etc is entirely fucked up. I felt like punching them in the head. To have to listen to an Asian princesses brag about coming from wealth points to zero social and emotional intelligence. These women have no idea how to be respected. Listening to these bitches confirmed all you hear about a sense of entitlement at the individual level, and corruption in the country, generally. By the end of the 9 weeks, I was walking off mid-sentence when I got any feeling that they were about to rant.

On the odd occasion I did bang a Thai because she had a tight, size 8 (Aus) bod, was over 5'7" and I felt like hate - fucking, I woke up in the morning and disliked what I saw once the eye contacts, lashes and make up had been removed. You guys coming on to this thread talking about 8s and 9s etc have a twisted view of how to rank a woman. I never once - not once - saw a white man game or leave with a Thai woman so hot that she was worth raving about. Not a single 8. The quality of women just isn't there. Some of the bodies on these women are hot, I'll concede that point, but the faces let them down. You telling me you liked what you saw in the morning?

I went to Route 66 a dozen times and looked long and hard for the best lookers all over RCA every time I was there. The best one or two Thai on any given night out of the thousands of chicks across the strip were usually in a group and had zero, literally zero, interest in a tourist. I approached one when I saw she was on the move. Up close, she was a high 7, max. And any one here suggesting they have banged the best looking local on the strip is lying. I never saw it. My mate came in for 8 nights once and he approached what he thought were the best looking unattached chicks on the strip. Couldn't bang one, and hes half Asian himself, 5'11 and has put away 100+ Asians because he loves them. To this day he says the Thai best lookers were nothing more than 7s. The next Thai tier down, where I had the odd lay, wasn't even as good as any standard Asian of Chinese, Korean or Japanese ethnicity I could pick up in any Western City. On a few occasions, the best looking woman on RCA was probably a Korean tourist from what I could tell.

There were an extremely small number of women I saw in my 9 weeks who I considered to be truly attractive. Even then, I don't know how they looked when the fake shit came off. And every single one of them looked like they had a nose job. If they didn't, they were blessed to be born with a nose that had a bridge. That would indicate Chinese or other blood in the family. In fact, I saw better lookers in the gogo bars in Pattaya in 2014 then I did in my 9 week stint in Bangkok years earlier. They had boob jobs, nose jobs and were quite tall with toned bodies.
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(04-05-2016 11:56 AM)wilberforceeggmont Wrote: [ -> ]I dont mean to burst the bubble of this thread, but I really would like someone to explain to me what all the fuss is about when it comes to Bangkok. I feel there are things that have to be said here, because people considering travelling there might get the wrong idea.
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Yeah man, I think you are onto something.

I'm currently in BKK, and and I have kinda similar sentiment.

There are some good looking girls, but really not that many. Also, the best looking girls often don't speak english very well. Maybe they would be interested, but if there's a language barrier it's hard.

I've been hearing stories of people who bang like 5+ girls a week in BKK. If someone hooks up with that many girls, I can guarantee that 80% of them are going to be a 6 and lower. Unless you hire some higher-end escorts of course. There are some nice looking hookers/ gogo dancers around.

I have to say though that generally the mentality of the people and the girls is quite pleasant. I have always enjoyed hanging out with girls here. They are very laid-back and not bitchy at all. So that's a plus. However, they can be quite boring too.

Also, if you like to get a hooker from time to time, you can do it here easily. Prices are rather low, and the experience can be quite "girl friend-like". It's also pretty normal here, and the general population doesn't really seem to judge it.

So coming here for the women doesn't really make that much sense for me. But you can live here quite cheaply - definitely for less than in a metropolitan city like NYC oder London. So it's a good place to work on some projects where you maybe don't make that much money, and you can hook up with some girls that look quite nice, albeit maybe not really super hot.
(04-05-2016 11:56 AM)wilberforceeggmont Wrote: [ -> ]I dont mean to burst the bubble of this thread, but I really would like someone to explain to me what all the fuss is about when it comes to Bangkok. I feel there are things that have to be said here, because people considering travelling there might get the wrong idea.

So lets see a data sheet of the places you are banging these 8's and 9's at.

I will say there is a lot of truth to what you say, but a lot of sour grapes also.
I was in Bangkok for a week in 2008 pre-game and pre-internet info, and pre-travelling balls.

From my gut though when I hear guys tearing up Bangkok what wilber wrote seems closest to the truth in my gut.

Just go to Google Images type in:

thai girls

Then type in:

vietnamese girls

Maybe it is just bias, I think Viet girls on average have a natural cutesy hotness where the Thai girl seems like they need plastic surgery and lots of extra to compete and often times it still looks a bit off.
(03-26-2016 10:16 PM)CleanSlate Wrote: [ -> ]I also got SIFed three times in a row in Indonesia. One of them was huge. I mean, she was a WHALE. I’m fully convinced that, not only she used downward angles, but also changed the aspect ratios of her photos by actually compressing them horizontally to make herself look thinner. Devising an escape plan on the fly, I set an alarm on my phone to go off in two minutes. When it went off, I pretended to look perplexed at my phone, did a minute of (fake) frantic texting, and then excused myself for an “emergency meeting with a client” and ran off.

Smooth, very smooth. This gave me a good laugh.

(04-05-2016 11:56 AM)wilberforceeggmont Wrote: [ -> ]They call Thailand the Land of Smiles but I didn't see a general level of happiness and smiling in Thailand over and above all of the other third world countries Ive visited.

It's called the Land of Smiles because you can get a blowjob for $20 during your lunch break. Obviously, not for everyone, but just thinking of this makes me laugh and smile.

(04-05-2016 11:56 AM)wilberforceeggmont Wrote: [ -> ]When I first went to Bangkok and saw one of their soap-operas on TV, all I saw were women desperate not to look Asian at all. In fact, a lot of them looked about 75% Caucasian and 25% Oriental. That got me thinking - if youre going to Bangkok for the women, its a behavioural non-sequitur. Why go all the way there to chase Asians if the ones you really like are doing whatever they can to look otherwise?

Because their self-esteem/heritage issues makes it much easier to fuck them in the ass within half an hour. DUH.

(04-05-2016 11:56 AM)wilberforceeggmont Wrote: [ -> ]On the odd occasion I did bang a Thai because she had a tight, size 8 (Aus) bod, was over 5'7" and I felt like hate - fucking, I woke up in the morning and disliked what I saw once the eye contacts, lashes and make up had been removed.

I'm glad you finally were able to loosen up and have fun. Nice.

(04-05-2016 11:56 AM)wilberforceeggmont Wrote: [ -> ]You guys coming on to this thread talking about 8s and 9s etc have a twisted view of how to rank a woman. I never once - not once - saw a white man game or leave with a Thai woman so hot that she was worth raving about. Not a single 8. The quality of women just isn't there. Some of the bodies on these women are hot, I'll concede that point, but the faces let them down. You telling me you liked what you saw in the morning?

Come on this is Thailand 101. You kick them out the same night. What were you thinking? No wonder you had a terrible time, you didn't use the right playbook.

(04-05-2016 11:56 AM)wilberforceeggmont Wrote: [ -> ]My mate came in for 8 nights once and he approached what he thought were the best looking unattached chicks on the strip. Couldn't bang one, and hes half Asian himself, 5'11 and has put away 100+ Asians because he loves them. To this day he says the Thai best lookers were nothing more than 7s. The next Thai tier down, where I had the odd lay, wasn't even as good as any standard Asian of Chinese, Korean or Japanese ethnicity I could pick up in any Western City. On a few occasions, the best looking woman on RCA was probably a Korean tourist from what I could tell.

I suspect that if you lined up a bunch of asian women from RCA, isolated them from their groups, you would not be able to accurately identify their ethnicity. Maybe I'm too white, but I they're all asian to me. I've asked the same question to Korean, Japanese, Chinese, etc. guys and girls, and none can accurately identify random asians' ethnicities on a consistent basis.

I'm glad you had such a good time. So Thailand is not for you, I get it. But damn you sound so bitter.
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