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Just a heads up, Tony's fitness isn't doing day passes anymore. 500 baht for two weeks is still great value though. Like Ragnar said, there is only one of everything so you don't want to go lift when it's packed.

Tip - if you're stopping by terminal 21 for a quick, cheap meal, shoot down to the supermarket on the bottom floor first. They have a decent take-out salad bar which can instantly enhance whatever processed meat and noodle dish you're gonna get upstairs. I grab some broccoli and olives personally. They try to discourage me from getting too many green olives which are expensive by offering a tiny spoon that only fits one at a time so if you're passing by I'll be the guy surgically emptying out their olive tray one olive at a time.

Anyone living here that's found a go-to place for a good haircut?
^I always go to Never Say Cutz at Siam Square. A haircut is 350 Baht but make sure to show them a picture of what you want as their english skills are very limited.
(07-21-2016 11:49 PM)jj90 Wrote: [ -> ]True story:

I'm sitting in Bonchon chicken at Terminal 21 with a Tinder date for dinner. The table to the left of me is 2 foreigners, a French guy and a girl from who the fuck cares. Both white and didn't come to BKK together based on the conversation. Both are actively on their phones as well. He's clearly trying to bang her.

Part of the convo: Girl: So why did you decide to come to Thailand? For the girls?
Guy: No way! I wanted to travel the world, see new things, blah blah blah

I catch a glimpse of the guy's phone during a pause and he's msging his buddy saying he fucked a ladyboy. His buddy cheers him on via text. The white girl is on her phone as well. French guy gets up and goes to the washroom. Girl LINE calls an unknown friend:

Girl: I'm at dinner with a guy.
Girl: Oh I don't know. He's French.
Girl: What?? You fucked a French guy too?

I'm on LINE too and am juggling the rotation of potentials. The girl I'm with gets sloppy with her phone angle and I catch she's msging on Tinder.

God I love BKK.

Sounds like a pretty shitty date dude. I wouldn't have my phone out if I'm having a date usually, and I would fucking bail if I saw the girl I was with using tinder.
@CodyB: Fair enough, and to each their own. We smashed at the end of the night, so I got what I came for.
With Thailand getting so much love from the forum members over such a long period of time I would just to point out the easiest way to tell if the bird you are hooking up with is a ladyboi or not , in case this isn't already commonly known across the forum . Pick up a Thai bird and let her drive back to the apartment and see if she can park in reverse . voila !
Thai's can't drive, or park. Male or female. That's not a good test to conduct.
@NapoleonDynamighty

haha that´s not true. I hang up with some girls in BKK and they drove very well including parking. But otherwise i met some, the could´t hit a parking spot for a bus Wink

BTW: Ladyboys in Thailand are one reason why this is such an amazing country. Never had problems to recognize LBs
Why are you such a Cuck?
You can almost always tell a ladyboy, something will always be...off. Most often it's the voice.

Those who say you can't tell a ladyboy were really just looking for one. Not judging, just sayin.

For haircuts: i used to go to Phontip Hair(?) by Phaya thai (google it). Good value, the guy is meticulous.
Don't ladyboy's tend to use "ha" instead of "ka" or "krup"?
(07-27-2016 12:51 PM)jj90 Wrote: [ -> ]@CodyB: Fair enough, and to each their own. We smashed at the end of the night, so I got what I came for.

BananaBananaBananaBananaBanana

Sweet dude.

Gotta love that Bangkok carousel!
(07-28-2016 10:55 PM)booshala Wrote: [ -> ]Don't ladyboy's tend to use "ha" instead of "ka" or "krup"?

It's not universal.

But if you have a half decent eye, you should be able to patch it together with two or free variables.

Hands
Shoulders
Voice

If the 'chick' is >165cm, has D cup breasts and a fake nose I'd say there's a >50% chance.
What about checking the id for the true gender?

Are fake ID cards commonplace?
(07-29-2016 01:26 AM)CodyB Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-28-2016 10:55 PM)booshala Wrote: [ -> ]Don't ladyboy's tend to use "ha" instead of "ka" or "krup"?

It's not universal.

But if you have a half decent eye, you should be able to patch it together with two or free variables.

Hands
Shoulders
Voice

If the 'chick' is >165cm, has D cup breasts and a fake nose I'd say there's a >50% chance.

Yeah, height and exaggerated femininity seem to be the big tells for katooey in my book. My last mini-relationship in BKK is 170cm, with a low, sultry voice... Up to the point I put it in, I was thinking to myself, "shit, is this a guy, WTF..." but after getting up inside of her and feeling that familiar warmth/wetness, I breathed a huge sigh of relief. Still one of the top 5 bangs of my life.
ahh the traditional cycle of the BKK datasheet

Where do I stay? > Where's the nearest gym? > how can I tell she isn't a ladyboy?
I think people ask about the ladyboys because they have only seen them in photos/been catfished by them online.

Posed for photos, like you see if you google ladyboys, they look very similar to women.

In person it's really easy to tell; if one can't, one needs to pay more attention to detail!
(07-30-2016 05:52 PM)booshala Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-29-2016 01:26 AM)CodyB Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-28-2016 10:55 PM)booshala Wrote: [ -> ]Don't ladyboy's tend to use "ha" instead of "ka" or "krup"?

It's not universal.

But if you have a half decent eye, you should be able to patch it together with two or free variables.

Hands
Shoulders
Voice

If the 'chick' is >165cm, has D cup breasts and a fake nose I'd say there's a >50% chance.

Yeah, height and exaggerated femininity seem to be the big tells for katooey in my book. My last mini-relationship in BKK is 170cm, with a low, sultry voice... Up to the point I put it in, I was thinking to myself, "shit, is this a guy, WTF..." but after getting up inside of her and feeling that familiar warmth/wetness, I breathed a huge sigh of relief. Still one of the top 5 bangs of my life.

I hate to be the bearer of this message but did you check the person's ID card for gender? Did you see any picture of the person from a young age?

The medical teams can nowadays even make the fake pussy to achieve lubricating features.
(07-31-2016 03:08 AM)Cheetah Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-30-2016 05:52 PM)booshala Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-29-2016 01:26 AM)CodyB Wrote: [ -> ]
(07-28-2016 10:55 PM)booshala Wrote: [ -> ]Don't ladyboy's tend to use "ha" instead of "ka" or "krup"?

It's not universal.

But if you have a half decent eye, you should be able to patch it together with two or free variables.

Hands
Shoulders
Voice

If the 'chick' is >165cm, has D cup breasts and a fake nose I'd say there's a >50% chance.

Yeah, height and exaggerated femininity seem to be the big tells for katooey in my book. My last mini-relationship in BKK is 170cm, with a low, sultry voice... Up to the point I put it in, I was thinking to myself, "shit, is this a guy, WTF..." but after getting up inside of her and feeling that familiar warmth/wetness, I breathed a huge sigh of relief. Still one of the top 5 bangs of my life.

I hate to be the bearer of this message but did you check the person's ID card for gender? Did you see any picture of the person from a young age?

The medical teams can nowadays even make the fake pussy to achieve lubricating features.

Hah modern science. Well she has real tits and I've seen her passport so she's a female. Think I mostly psyched myself out because of the voice and the height so it was only the first time that I felt any apprehension.
What are good options for accommodation in Bangkok for a few weeks?

Hotels for that long could be a little pricey and apartments are usually for longer periods than that.

Airbnb could be an option but it's often not cheaper than a hotel.

Anyone knows about apartment complexes that rent out short term at a reasonable cost?
cheetah, message the airbnb hosts your preferred price. They're DESPERATE this time of the year, and you should be able to find somehwere for <1,000 thb a night.
(07-30-2016 11:17 PM)CodyB Wrote: [ -> ]ahh the traditional cycle of the BKK datasheet

Where do I stay? > Where's the nearest gym? > how can I tell she isn't a ladyboy?

Hahaha true.
(07-11-2016 05:47 AM)Sandstorm Wrote: [ -> ]That moment where you see a girl you've been banging and talking to a lot upload selfies of herself onto her Snapchat stories with a younger, hotter dude, while claiming she had to go away with her brother for a week!

Does your signature mean

"Lays"
"First Time"
"Virgin"
"Asian"
"3somes"?
Managed to bounce a 19 year old and her gay BFF back to his apartment and fuck her on his bed. I was doing my thing, plowing away when I looked back and noticed the guy started playing porn on his big screen TV. Felt like I was in some sketchy sex matrix - I'm watching a white guy fuck an Asian girl on TV while I myself am fucking an Asian girl and getting watched by a gay guy who is cheering his friend on while she gets fucked.

Far more impressive than that though is that I managed to get a table full of crusty, barefoot backpackers from California FULLY aboard the Trump Train. Gamed them so well - pretended to be a disenfranchised Bernie supporter who started looking into Trump's campaign and policies after Bernie decided to endorse Clinton and realized that he actually makes a lot of sense and that it's the media propaganda machine that's painting his ideas as "absurd/racist/misogynistic/whatever". By the time I was through I had these hippies chanting MAGA.

I'm flying out to Cambodia for a few days and getting the last of my degeneracy out of my system and after that I think I'm settling down in BKK for a few months. Is anyone out here training Muay Thai? I wanna find a good gym and build a decent striking base while I'm here.
I found this video online and in my opinion this is just hilarious.

Here's the story:

The guy met some random thai girl on one of those dating sites and it starts with that they were writing via Line/WhatsApp. Then they meet and because he has a hidden camera you see what they are doing, where they are going to and especially what they are talking about.

And this is where it hits me. The girl stammered a few syllables here and there during the "date" which I barely understand and he replies with some sentences mixed with some laughs. Okay, the end of the story is that they finally come back home to her condo and because he has no condomes she just gives him a handjob.

After he walks home he says that he is totally happy with that! (min 11:55)

Lolwtf

I have never been to SEA wanted to go in the near future but after seeing this video I really should reconsider this. Is this really what one can expect from dates via Thaifriendly and or Day Game? If so, then I rather stay at home.
Honestly, how can this guy enjoy his time during this date when you can't really communicate with your girl on your side.



I always chuckle a bit when Thai girls write things like "I am a fat girl" or "I am not pretty" and they really are fat and really are not pretty. If only girls in the West could have the same self awareness. WB some of the Thai 'fatties' tho.
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