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11-21-2015 02:42 AM
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(11-18-2015 07:47 PM)realologist Wrote:  [Image: 1387976932_crab_climbs_out_of_its_shell.gif]

I didn't think anything online would create nightmares. Fuck you!

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11-21-2015 02:48 AM
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(11-21-2015 02:48 AM)Snowplow Wrote:  
(11-18-2015 07:47 PM)realologist Wrote:  [Image: 1387976932_crab_climbs_out_of_its_shell.gif]

I didn't think anything online would create nightmares. Fuck you!

Come here my homie Snowplow

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Now that I have you nice and relaxed I will release my evil plans.

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I think it's more or less guaranteed that this thread will get more forum members laid than any other thread in the RVF history.

That's just a given now.
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(11-21-2015 07:04 AM)Suits Wrote:  I think it's more or less guaranteed that this thread will get more forum members laid than any other thread in the RVF history.

That's just a given now.

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Pictured: this thread, applied to the parting of substances other than women's legs.
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(11-12-2015 11:19 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  It took me fifteen minutes to go back and like all the posts since I was gone.

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Dude, you were never gone. You posted hundreds of times during your "break."

There's a conspiracy somewhere here.
11-21-2015 08:50 AM
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(11-21-2015 08:50 AM)Suits Wrote:  
(11-12-2015 11:19 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  It took me fifteen minutes to go back and like all the posts since I was gone.

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Dude, you were never gone. You posted hundreds of times during your "break."

There's a conspiracy somewhere here.

I was on break from the forum for a while. I took a longer break from this thread because I had to steel myself before delving into its brain-melting awesomeness again.
11-22-2015 08:57 PM
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(11-22-2015 08:57 PM)Paracelsus Wrote:  
(11-21-2015 08:50 AM)Suits Wrote:  
(11-12-2015 11:19 AM)Paracelsus Wrote:  It took me fifteen minutes to go back and like all the posts since I was gone.

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Dude, you were never gone. You posted hundreds of times during your "break."

There's a conspiracy somewhere here.

I was on break from the forum for a while. I took a longer break from this thread because I had to steel myself before delving into its brain-melting awesomeness again.

What Paracelsus thought would happen to his brain.
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He his too strong. Instead, he goes on the war path
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I posted this in the forum lounge a couple days ago but I figured it would get more traction here.

https://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-9856-page-643.html

Quote:Oh mother nature. You create beauties than can captivate and catch the eye like a fly in a spider web. Powerless to avert their gaze elsewhere. Mountains, rivers, oceans, plains, forests and deserts along with enough of the animal kingdom to make Noah blush as he navigates his arc.

Let's not forget what she can do with weather. Expresses her raw power with lightning, thunder, tornados, tsunamis and hurricanes. There is a tamer side. One that is gentle such as the morning dew on blades of grass as sun rises on a cool spring morning. A light afternoon sprinkle that as it hits the ground the peaceful sound rocks you to sleep. Or a nice winter snow fall that makes the trees, streets and grass a pure white with just a slight sparkle to it.

But today. Today. Mother nature was an ice cold frosty bitch! Drops 6 inches of snow that is wet to make it heavy as hell. I shovel an entire long driveway but the snow still falls. By the time I finish there is another half inch on the ground. I check the driveway again later, even more snow. This time I really bust my ass. Three times as much snow, I work 4 times as hard. And this bitch just dumps it on even harder. Another inch 30 minutes after I'm done.

Mother Nature. You may be a cold frosty ice hearted bitch but I sure as hell respect you.
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^Well, there goes the next three hours of my evening.
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Fuck me. Would Bang three out of four of the 2004 Corrs siblings.

And shit, man, Andrea Corr, the lead, is forty one now:

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Not avoiding the Wall, but pushing the fucker back by a good ten years or more.
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After reading this thread it's time for some parkour




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That clip always reminds me of Les Twins




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