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A Buxom Chinese Discount Eventually Fails Greatly, Hilarious!
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A Buxom Chinese Discount Eventually Fails Greatly, Hilarious!
Original Link: https://squawker.org/world/chinese-resta...-bra-size/

A restaurant in Zhejiang, China named The Trendy Shrimp has recently offered discounts for women based on, yes, you read the title correctly, their bra size. Here is the following list of discounts correlated with various bra sizes:

A-cup = 5% off.
B-cup = 10% off.
C-cup = 25% off.
D-cup = 35% off.
E-cup = 45% off.
F-cup = 55% off.
G-cup = 65% off.
Upon implementing this system of offering discounts, The Trendy Shrimp found that customers had responded positively to the campaign. “Once the promotion started,” says Lan Shanggang, the general manager, “customer numbers rose by about twenty percent. Some of the girls we met were very proud… they had nothing to hide.”


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08-18-2017 10:26 AM
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RE: A Buxom Chinese Discount Eventually Fails Greatly, Hilarious!
Chinese girls these days can have some suprisingly large tits. It's probably due to diet.

I know a lot of the southern Chinese girls have tiny tits and that's what you see in the west mostly. The west has a lot of southern Chinese just like southeast asia and a lot of other misc fat asian girls...filipinas mostly fed on donuts and western tv.

A small waist D cup east asian girl with long legs is incredible though.
08-18-2017 10:32 AM
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Sadly, article is useless without pics of customers' tits

I know the big tittied Asian girls are out there, but I only see them in model shoot photos. I want to see the real deal street tits
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08-18-2017 10:43 AM
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(08-18-2017 10:43 AM)Fender_Bender Wrote:  Sadly, article is useless without pics of customers' tits

I know the big tittied Asian girls are out there, but I only see them in model shoot photos. I want to see the real deal street tits



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08-18-2017 10:49 AM
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If it was based on dick size they would pay me to eat there

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08-18-2017 10:56 AM
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I predict a lot of women are going to fake it.

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08-18-2017 11:22 AM
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RE: A Buxom Chinese Discount Eventually Fails Greatly, Hilarious!
(08-18-2017 11:22 AM)Captainstabbin Wrote:  I predict a lot of women are going to fake it.

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Ok, but it just means all females get discount, so it's discriminatory against men. Do men get discount for manboobs? Peck size? Bench press max?

Now I fully support restaurant's right to make discounts in whatever way they like, but I wold not go if some other group of people gets privileged.
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08-18-2017 04:55 PM
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This is now a big-titted riceball thread.

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08-18-2017 05:02 PM
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How much discount does she get? I think that question needs to be asked for all pics. 45%?
08-18-2017 05:19 PM
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Asian girls are objectifying me and my big dick. Angry

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(08-18-2017 04:55 PM)Mage Wrote:  Ok, but it just means all females get discount, so it's discriminatory against men. Do men get discount for manboobs? Peck size? Bench press max?

Now I fully support restaurant's right to make discounts in whatever way they like, but I wold not go if some other group of people gets privileged.

Somehow I don't see men boycotting a restaurant filled with large breasted women.
08-18-2017 06:04 PM
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This thread is headed in the direction I was hoping for.
08-18-2017 06:30 PM
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So...Michael Moore got to eat for free?

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(08-18-2017 11:22 AM)Captainstabbin Wrote:  I predict a lot of women are going to fake it.

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I like this promotion, but it may reward the wrong girls.

As much as I appreciate a nice rack, I hate fat chicks even more. And fatties, unless cursed with horrible genetics, usually have large tits.

For example, this chick would qualify for a discount as hefty as her substantial gut.

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Would not discount

And while I acknowledge there's a dividing line between a little thick and chubby, that one has crossed it several buffets ago.

Being in China may mitigate the fatty factor, but I want a scale or tape measure involved somehow. No discount for fatties!
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Why the fuck you hatin on a Nubian goddess?
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Please don't pollute this thread.

I want big titted asian women only please.

Shalom Alechem!
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(08-18-2017 06:04 PM)BortimusPrime Wrote:  
(08-18-2017 04:55 PM)Mage Wrote:  Ok, but it just means all females get discount, so it's discriminatory against men. Do men get discount for manboobs? Peck size? Bench press max?

Now I fully support restaurant's right to make discounts in whatever way they like, but I wold not go if some other group of people gets privileged.

Somehow I don't see men boycotting a restaurant filled with large breasted women.

That is because most men are thirsty dogs.
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(08-18-2017 07:59 PM)Bacchus Wrote:  I like this promotion, but it may reward the wrong girls.

As much as I appreciate a nice rack, I hate fat chicks even more. And fatties, unless cursed with horrible genetics, usually have large tits.

For example, this chick would qualify for a discount as hefty as her substantial gut.

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Would not discount

And while I acknowledge there's a dividing line between a little thick and chubby, that one has crossed it several buffets ago.

Being in China may mitigate the fatty factor, but I want a scale or tape measure involved somehow. No discount for fatties!

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