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Recently, I have begun playing a game at work we have decided to call "20 Questions." The twist is the rapid nature of the questioning - you have ask the questions immediately as they come to you. Ranges from "Would you fuck Taylor Swift of Katy Perry?" "What's your gay for pay price?" "Skydiving or bungee jumping?"

Spawns some really interesting & sometimes disturbing responses. My favorite one to use is the "Bailey Jay v. Buck Angel." Google it if you dare.

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Anyways, I started a new hypothetical (obviously nothing new) about being trapped on an island - what is most critical to you?

The control is this: You have a small house with all necessities taken care of. You have a stocked kitchen, bedroom & living room and one empty room. The island has no natural predators for humans and filled with docile wildlife. The size is roughly 50 to 60 acres, some of it dense jungle. Your house is right off the coast in a small clearing.

Back to the house, you have a television, a computer (laptop or desktop), a video gaming system (that for the purposes of this can play all games, dvds, etc). That's it - custom sound system, Ipods etc. are not included.

So, what lists can you come up with? I have used top five movies, top five books, top five females to have on hand to fuck, top five hobbies you would want to be able to engage in, top five entrees you would want to eat, top five people to have (could be a forum twist & have top five RVF members to have around), top five drinks, etc.

I will do a few.

Top Five Books:

1. Compilation of Nietzsche's work
2. Lady Chatterley's Lover by D.H. Lawerence
3. Reflections On The Revolution In France
4. Waterdeep by Troy Denning (Forgetten Realms/Dungeons & Dragons)
5. The Inferno by Dante

Top Five Movies

1. Gattaca
2. Wedding Crashers
3. Black Christmas (original)
4. Braveheart
5. The Boondock Saints

Top Five Video Games

1. Baldur's Gate II
2. Age of Empires: Conquerors
3. Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
4. Alpha Centauri by Sid Meier
5. Skyrim

Honorable mentions: Assassin's Creed II, GTA 4, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 & NBA 2k13

Top Five TV Shows

1. Seinfeld
2. Futurama
3. Aqua Teen Hunger Force
4. Venture Brothers
5. King Of The Hill

If you think of more lists, let me know!

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RE: Trapped On An Island: Lists Of Five Things You Want
I'll just do Video Games for now

Top Five Video Games

1. MineCraft
2. Rollercoaster Tycoon
3. Pokemon Soul Silver
4. Civilization V by Sid Meier
5. Fallout 3

Honourable mention goes towards GTA series, NHL any year, Mario Kart, any Halo game and any good shooter that has bots.

The above list is also assuming no internet connection for online multiplayer.
Throw in COD and battlefield if there is online multiplayer.

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You are a funny dude, kickboxer!

Wow, I butchered my top video games, as I need to include Final Fantasy Tactics.

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Top Five Drinks

1. Milk
2. Grey Goose
3. Rolling Rock
4. Orange juice
5. Grapefruit juice

Top Five Entrees & Fixings

1. Spaghetti & meatballs, with garlic bread & salad
2. Tacos with refried beans, spanish rice & chips/salsa
3. Steak with baked potato & vegetables
4. Baked chicken with vegetables
5. Pizza, wings & breadsticks

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RE: Trapped On An Island: Lists Of Five Things You Want
Top 5 Drinks:
Some coconuts for raw coconut water
Green tea
Gatorade
Sam Adams Octoberfest
Chocolate milk

damn this is hard I was gonna list some other tops 5's but it hurts my brain trying to figure out what would be the best choices!!

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RE: Trapped On An Island: Lists Of Five Things You Want
Top 5 drinks

Water
Coconut water
Triple karmelite beer
Bourbon
Ginger Ale

Top 5 movies
Watchmen
True Romance
Anchorman
Superbad
Olympus Falling

Top 5 meats

Ostrich
Boar
Buffalo
Grassfed ribeye
Quail

Assuming you're on an island fish isn't an issue

Top 5 weapons
Utility hatchet
Katana
Spear gun
.306 rifle
.40 pistol

Assuming ammo is plentiful if not, 2 high level crossbows

Top 5 women at level 10

Malaysian
Iraqi
Italian
Argentinian
Filipina

Top 5 RVF members

Mike cf to keep me on my toes physically
El mechanico to keep everyone entertained
Aliblahbah to keep el mechanico entertained
Thedude to keep my mind sharp and cook
Menace to be the voice of reason

Honorable mention Athlone to get firewood

Top 5 fitness tools
Barbell and bumper plates
Pull up bar
Kettlebelles
Rope
Sparring gear

Top 5 recreational equipment

Climbing gear
Surfboard
Scuba gear
Grill
Tire swing

Top 5 books
The Fountainhead
The Counte of Monte Cristo
48 laws of power (historical stories alone worth it)
Bang: Deserted Island
Applicable survival guide for the region


Top 5 vehicles
Mountain Bike
Speedboat
High end quad
Row boat
Lamborghini

Top 5 rules
No stealing
No killing
No deserting
No questioning my authoritay!
I get the biggest pork chop.

We were meant for far more than to suffer in our self created prisons only to die alone. It doesn't have to be that way. It never did.
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Quote:Honorable mentions: Assassin's Creed II, GTA 4, Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 & NBA 2k13

Have you played Skate 1, 2, or 3 from EA? I went through every skate game I could find when I was younger and these ended up winning by a mile. So much more realistic and creative
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RE: Trapped On An Island: Lists Of Five Things You Want
Top 5 Music Genres (in no particular order):

Rock
Hip Hop
Funk/Soul
Classical
House
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RE: Trapped On An Island: Lists Of Five Things You Want
1. Gong Li
2. Salma Hayek
3. Catherine Zeta Jones (before collision with wall)
4. Kim Kardashian
5. Joan Chen

1. Fly Rod
2. Spear gun
3. Bow and arrow
4. Rifle
5. Shotgun

1. Book of 5 Rings
2. Sun Tzu Ping Fa
3. Marcus Aurelius Meditations
4. Feynman lectures
5. Survival Manual

1. Seven Samurai
2. Pale Rider
3. Tom Horn
4. Silverado
5. Full Metal Jacket

1. Telescope
2. Microscope
3. Lab glassware set (Walter White model)
4. Binoculars
5. Toolbox
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Dammit I forgot about meditations.
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RE: Trapped On An Island: Lists Of Five Things You Want
1. Aircraft carrier
2. Grocery store
3. Hospital
4. University
5. Space ship
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Top 5 places to stick my cock in

-Pussy
-Mouth
-Asshole
-Between tits
-One spare pussy
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5 manly things;

pizza oven
flamethrower
M1 Abrams tank
24" Stihl chainsaw
spud gun

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Top Five PS3 Games:

1. Skyrim
2. GTA 4
3. Assassin's Creed 2
4. NBA 2k13
5. GTA: Ballad of Gay Tony

Top Five Alcohol Drinks

1. New Amsterdam Vodka
2. Sailor Jerry
3. Rolling Rock
4. Quality Pinot Grigio
5. Natty Light

Top Five Movies (reconsidered)

1. A Night At The Roxbury
2. Old School
3. Van Wilder
4. Casablanca
5. Stand By Me

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RE: Trapped On An Island: Lists Of Five Things You Want
(06-20-2013 07:10 PM)Fisto Wrote:  Top 5 drinks

Water
Coconut water
Triple karmelite beer
Bourbon
Ginger Ale

Top 5 movies
Watchmen
True Romance
Anchorman
Superbad
Olympus Falling

Top 5 meats

Ostrich
Boar
Buffalo
Grassfed ribeye
Quail

Assuming you're on an island fish isn't an issue

Top 5 weapons
Utility hatchet
Katana
Spear gun
.306 rifle
.40 pistol

Assuming ammo is plentiful if not, 2 high level crossbows

Top 5 women at level 10

Malaysian
Iraqi
Italian
Argentinian
Filipina

Top 5 RVF members

Mike cf to keep me on my toes physically
El mechanico to keep everyone entertained
Aliblahbah to keep el mechanico entertained
Thedude to keep my mind sharp and cook
Menace to be the voice of reason

Honorable mention Athlone to get firewood

Top 5 fitness tools
Barbell and bumper plates
Pull up bar
Kettlebelles
Rope
Sparring gear

Top 5 recreational equipment

Climbing gear
Surfboard
Scuba gear
Grill
Tire swing

Top 5 books
The Fountainhead
The Counte of Monte Cristo
48 laws of power (historical stories alone worth it)
Bang: Deserted Island
Applicable survival guide for the region


Top 5 vehicles
Mountain Bike
Speedboat
High end quad
Row boat
Lamborghini

Top 5 rules
No stealing
No killing
No deserting
No questioning my authoritay!
I get the biggest pork chop.

This is better than existence in the regular world.
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Top 5 movies:
Seven Samurai
The Godfather
Pulp Fiction
The Great Escape
Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Top 5 Songs:
Layla
Green Manalishi
Shine On You Crazy Diamond
Crossroads :Cream version
Won't Get Fooled Again

Top 5 Food items:
Unlimited supply of Eggs
Water
Top Vehicle:
Segway
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RE: Trapped On An Island: Lists Of Five Things You Want
If any of you want to play this game in real life let me know. I can get you on a deserted island in 15 minutes.
My childhood friends like to do this when they come to visit me. The last one ended up calling me from a coast guard boat to come pick him up after two days. He also burned half the island down trying to cook some shit to eat he found out there. When I showed up helicopters were dumping giant buckets on the island. It was the same weekend those NFL players capsized and drown.
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RE: Trapped On An Island: Lists Of Five Things You Want
(06-20-2013 04:11 PM)2Wycked Wrote:  The island has no natural predators for humans and filled with docile wildlife. The size is roughly 50 to 60 acres, some of it dense jungle. Your house is right off the coast in a small clearing.

(06-20-2013 04:11 PM)2Wycked Wrote:  top five people to have (could be a forum twist & have top five RVF members to have around), top five drinks, etc.

You've got an island with no natural predators and you want to stock it full of us lady-killers? A bit oxymoronic, isn't it? Big Grin

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Does anyone see any business potential here?
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RE: Trapped On An Island: Lists Of Five Things You Want
Top 5 things BANNED on my island


1. Flip flops

2. Ugg boots

3. Ugly Tattos

4. Short haircuts

5. Birth dates prior to 1989
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1 power generator
2 electric kettle to always have clean water
3 fleshlight
4 extra batteries for fleshlight
5 kindle
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RE: Trapped On An Island: Lists Of Five Things You Want
Video Games:
- Oblivion
- Dark Cloud 2
- Gran Turismo 5
- Warcraft 3
- Burnout Paradise

Drinks
- Vodkas
- Juices/Mixers
- Assorted Beers
- Water
- Guarana

Hobbies
- Barbell, weights, and lifting area
- Small soccer turf fenced in with meshed net
- Mountain biking trail throughout island
- jetski
- jetpack

Vehicles
- ATV
- dirtbike
- jeep (to move shit around)
- luxury boat
- small plane (so I can fly out and bring buddies and random 19 year old broads over, and remove them if or when they annoy me)

Misc.
- endless firework supply
- Bose speaker set setup throughout island, + ipod
- ipod (since not included)
- a pet dog.. german shepherd
- turrets, missiles, alarm, security system for protection and to leave me alone
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RE: Trapped On An Island: Lists Of Five Things You Want
(08-04-2013 12:03 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  Does anyone see any business potential here?

El Mech they have sort of turned this into a new reality show (better than crap like Survivor, but that's not saying much).

It's called Naked and Afraid. (I'm sure this could be the subtitle to some RVF party stories too)

Basically they get a man and woman each with some prior survival training, they get dropped off somewhere naked, with one item to bring for survival, then they have to survive for 21 days getting their own water, food, shelter, etc.

Sometimes the woman saves the day, sometimes the man, depends who acts stupid or hurts themselves.









Anyone else seen this?

What do you guys think?

Maybe there could be an adventure business type idea here (i.e. dropping off group on island with some supplies, teaching them how to survive, or some scavenger hunt type ish)
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RE: Trapped On An Island: Lists Of Five Things You Want
1. Custom suit
2. Nason's
3. Zippo
4. Smokes
5. Bankroll

Because the only island I'll be trapped on is Rhodes. You guys tough it out if you want.



   
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RE: Trapped On An Island: Lists Of Five Things You Want
This thread is messing with my head. It should say stranded on an island what would you bring instead of stranded on island with a house and some video games and a mysterious power supply to run them..if that's there I guess they took care of well drilling and septic??!!

We need a new thread or fuck this one all up.

Lebeau what do you think?
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