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How to actually get a more awesome dick- not trolling - Rick91 - 12-19-2012 01:14 PM

This is part of a comment that a wrote somewhere else but I figure a lot of guys might get some value from this. I consider myself somewhat of an expert at this stuff due to having an excellent mind to muscle connection with my cock. Also i'v done research on some penis enlargement forums and i can honestly say fuck that shit. My way is much better and is actually fun to do.

This isn't about all about my dick size, it actually has more to do with getting super strong boners. But i have seen results in both departments. Also have awesome cum shots but i got that from over fapping.

If your not aware of any of the terms i use then google that shit. This is your dick we are talking about. This is super serious.

Yeah but be very careful in over doing kegels. I'm being completely serious don't do them more than once a week or you will develop an extremely sensitive pc muscle and you will begin to suffer from premature ejaculation. Kegels were originally intended for women who struggled to achieve orgasm.

Also here's a bonus tip on how to make kegels fun, effective and seriously pump your dick up. If you do this right it will effect boner strength, girth, length and makes your cum shots fucking epic. You also can't injure yourself unlike that jelqing and pump bollocks.

1. Once a week go onto xvideos or any porn site that has a timer that doesn't disappear when video plays. Make sure it is longer than 23 mins. 23 mins is ideal. This is actually fun to do as you would be having a wank anyway you just fit this in.

2. Once hard, you will do a little routine that fits into a 30 second segment. You repeat every 30 secs for 23 mins. I'v experimented with up to 50 mins and this is perfect.

3. First 5 secs clench your pc muscle as hard as you can, next 5 secs reverse kegel, next 10 secs actually wank and final 10 secs do nothing just enjoy how pumped up and solid your dick gets.

Bonus tip - While clenching in the first 5 secs using your fingers you can pinpoint certain areas of your dick that you can target, particularly in regards to girth and strength. You do this by attempting to bend your dick while clenching.

This shit is awesome and anyone who says they don't want a bigger and super strong dick which blasts out awesome cum shots obviously has a 5 inch and has convinced themselves it doesn't matter what size they are. I would have probably done the same in your situation or killed myself. You don't want to be Mandingo because he pretty much never gets to go balls deep on a chick. Best size to be is somewhere along the lines of Rocco Siffredi, Nacho Vidal or Manuel Ferrara.

Also so important do not do this more than once a week. Feel free to rep me once you realise this works. You will notice results after first session if done correctly. I'm not selling anything im just bored.


RE: How to actually get a more awesome dick- not trolling - Veloce - 12-19-2012 02:40 PM

You had my interest until the end there.

Troll

(12-19-2012 01:14 PM)Rick91 Wrote:  You don't want to be Mandingo because he pretty much never gets to go balls deep on a chick. Best size to be is somewhere along the lines of Rocco Siffredi, Nacho Vidal or Manuel Ferrara.

Feel free to rep me once you realise this works. You will notice results after first session if done correctly. I'm not selling anything im just bored.



RE: How to actually get a more awesome dick- not trolling - Rick91 - 12-19-2012 02:53 PM

Yeah that bit was a joke i would have said say thanks but overall didn't pay the comment the slightest bit of attention once i had written it.
I just revealed to you how to get a stronger, thicker and potentially longer dick with improved orgasms. The ability to get rigid even when drunk and you repay me by calling me a troll.

LOL


RE: How to actually get a more awesome dick- not trolling - Cincinnatus - 12-19-2012 03:14 PM

(12-19-2012 01:14 PM)Rick91 Wrote:  Also so important do not do this more than once a week. Feel free to rep me once you realise this works. You will notice results after first session if done correctly. I'm not selling anything im just bored.

http://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-12821.html

Quote:2. Do not beg for likes and reps or privately try to exchange them with other members.



RE: How to actually get a more awesome dick- not trolling - _GQ_ - 12-19-2012 03:14 PM

^^^You guys are fucking unbelievable.


RE: How to actually get a more awesome dick- not trolling - Pete - 12-19-2012 04:48 PM

Facepalm


RE: How to actually get a more awesome dick- not trolling - Duke Castile - 12-19-2012 05:30 PM

I'm going to start doing this. I looked up "reverse kegal" and it basically says to bear down like you're trying to fart. Is that right?


RE: How to actually get a more awesome dick- not trolling - _GQ_ - 12-19-2012 05:33 PM

Yes, that's right. Just make sure you don't have an accident.


RE: How to actually get a more awesome dick- not trolling - Rick91 - 12-19-2012 05:47 PM

Glad to hear it someones not been crippled with troll paranoia and is actually taking some value from the forum.


RE: How to actually get a more awesome dick- not trolling - Duke Castile - 12-19-2012 08:03 PM

Who doesn't want a more powerful dick?


RE: How to actually get a more awesome dick- not trolling - Veloce - 12-19-2012 10:13 PM

If you've got some useful information to share with the forum or otherwise want to be taken seriously, there's nothing wrong with relaying information in at least a HALFWAY intelligent way.

No troll paranoia here, just seen way too much forum pollution from dudes claiming how to make millions, how to bang only 9s and 10s, and how to magically grow a porn star dick.


RE: How to actually get a more awesome dick- not trolling - victor eremita - 12-23-2012 06:02 AM

This shit worked for me. used to be 6.7, now 7.5. i'd say prob two years worth of jelqing on and off. feels like maybe i've plateaued, but idk if i'm interested in moving on to more wacky forms of wiener improvement.


RE: How to actually get a more awesome dick- not trolling - Parlay44 - 12-23-2012 08:32 AM