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Malia, Crete - Aliblahba - 02-09-2011 02:25 PM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1040733/Sex-drugs-booze-violence-Welcome-Malia-party-resort-serving-lethal-holiday-cocktail-young-Brits.html

Has anyone ever been there? This sounds like an ideal location to slum around some slutty young British ho's. Hell it looks worse than Cancun. I never thought about heading to Crete or Greece for difficulty of getting laid but this spot may put it on the map. Check out the scenery during the day and smash drunk bitches at night. Yea or nay?



P.S. I know I know....drunk British girls. But it looks easier than getting laid in a whorehouse.


RE: Malia, Crete - Moma - 02-09-2011 03:17 PM

(02-09-2011 02:25 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1040733/Sex-drugs-booze-violence-Welcome-Malia-party-resort-serving-lethal-holiday-cocktail-young-Brits.html

Has anyone ever been there? This sounds like an ideal location to slum around some slutty young British ho's. Hell it looks worse than Cancun. I never thought about heading to Crete or Greece for difficulty of getting laid but this spot may put it on the map. Check out the scenery during the day and smash drunk bitches at night. Yea or nay?



P.S. I know I know....drunk British girls. But it looks easier than getting laid in a whorehouse.

The thing is, I am not overly attracted to British women. Prefer other ethnic groups..


RE: Malia, Crete - MiXX - 02-09-2011 04:12 PM

(02-09-2011 02:25 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1040733/Sex-drugs-booze-violence-Welcome-Malia-party-resort-serving-lethal-holiday-cocktail-young-Brits.html

Has anyone ever been there? This sounds like an ideal location to slum around some slutty young British ho's. Hell it looks worse than Cancun. I never thought about heading to Crete or Greece for difficulty of getting laid but this spot may put it on the map. Check out the scenery during the day and smash drunk bitches at night. Yea or nay?



P.S. I know I know....drunk British girls. But it looks easier than getting laid in a whorehouse.

Shit if you decide to go, I'll join you! I still do not have my British flag!! %^$! Angry

I had no idea the brits had their very own "cancun" Smile

When does this event take place?

Mixx


RE: Malia, Crete - Moma - 02-09-2011 04:31 PM

(02-09-2011 04:12 PM)MiXX Wrote:  
(02-09-2011 02:25 PM)Aliblahba Wrote:  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1040733/Sex-drugs-booze-violence-Welcome-Malia-party-resort-serving-lethal-holiday-cocktail-young-Brits.html

Has anyone ever been there? This sounds like an ideal location to slum around some slutty young British ho's. Hell it looks worse than Cancun. I never thought about heading to Crete or Greece for difficulty of getting laid but this spot may put it on the map. Check out the scenery during the day and smash drunk bitches at night. Yea or nay?



P.S. I know I know....drunk British girls. But it looks easier than getting laid in a whorehouse.

Shit if you decide to go, I'll join you! I still do not have my British flag!! %^$! Angry

I had no idea the brits had their very own "cancun" Smile

When does this event take place?

Mixx

Brits have a lot of cancuns. There is Ayianapa and Ibiza. British women go shag crazy, real pigz (just how I like em!)

Just give a British bird a pint and she'll be willing to do whatever..truss me!


RE: Malia, Crete - Dash Global - 02-09-2011 05:28 PM

british grls HAVE to be in the top 5 of EASIEST bangs in the world!

and quiet frankly..... i like that! Smile


RE: Malia, Crete - 3extra - 02-09-2011 05:45 PM

Peak season in Malia is July and August, and to a lesser extent June and September. The standard of women is actually not that bad, and they dress like sluts. British girls have a bad reputation on this forum but most of the Brits in Malia would be from the south of England, the much better looking part. It's a great party spot with serious drink deals (buy 1 get 4 free, though I reckon some is watered down).Plus there are a lot of brits there with a sprinkling of foreign in them - pakistani grandparent, jamaican grandparent etc so there is a good mix.

A taste of it - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8ED7pRKPnY&feature=related


RE: Malia, Crete - MiXX - 02-09-2011 06:02 PM

(02-09-2011 05:45 PM)3extra Wrote:  Peak season in Malia is July and August, and to a lesser extent June and September. The standard of women is actually not that bad, and they dress like sluts. British girls have a bad reputation on this forum but most of the Brits in Malia would be from the south of England, the much better looking part. It's a great party spot with serious drink deals (buy 1 get 4 free, though I reckon some is watered down).Plus there are a lot of brits there with a sprinkling of foreign in them - pakistani grandparent, jamaican grandparent etc so there is a good mix.

A taste of it - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8ED7pRKPnY&feature=related

You got a love British girls. It looks like they truly admire cocks at a whole new level than other women.

Mixx


RE: Malia, Crete - rudebwoy - 02-09-2011 10:15 PM

Malia, Magaloof, Ayia Napa are were the low class Brits go for a cheap vacation. The girls go to get laid but the downside is that there will be tons of idiotic drunken Brit men who you do not want to be around.

Mixx - you sound like a man of substance, who likes quality women. This is not your spot, Ibizia I hear is awesome and does not attract these lower elements.

A few years back I went to Rhodes, Greece which was wicked, there was a large danish group of people and a few swedes as well.


RE: Malia, Crete - fman - 02-09-2011 11:23 PM

I read that all the Scandi's hit Chersonissos while the Brits hit Malia.


RE: Malia, Crete - Aliblahba - 02-10-2011 06:37 AM

(02-09-2011 10:15 PM)rudebwoy Wrote:  Malia, Magaloof, Ayia Napa are were the low class Brits go for a cheap vacation. The girls go to get laid but the downside is that there will be tons of idiotic drunken Brit men who you do not want to be around.

Mixx - you sound like a man of substance, who likes quality women. This is not your spot, Ibizia I hear is awesome and does not attract these lower elements.

A few years back I went to Rhodes, Greece which was wicked, there was a large danish group of people and a few swedes as well.

I'll give you that one rudebwoy. Drunk Brits can be a hassle. This area though seems to have more value than I expected. It could be a trifecta between Rhodes, Malia, and Chersonissos at the right time of year. My interest would be primarily be historical in nature, as I grew up fascinated in Ancient Greece. Hitting up these towns would be a way to constructively spend one''s nights. The downside this area probably isn't too cheap in high season.


RE: Malia, Crete - Yams - 02-10-2011 09:57 AM

I was thinking of hitting up Cyprus around August/September since I heard it is a big vacation spot for Euros (Brits especially). I might just go there from Hvar and then briefly stop by Beirut along the way.


RE: Malia, Crete - Moma - 02-10-2011 10:20 AM

(02-10-2011 09:57 AM)Yams Wrote:  I was thinking of hitting up Cyprus around August/September since I heard it is a big vacation spot for Euros (Brits especially). I might just go there from Hvar and then briefly stop by Beirut along the way.

Is it business or pleasure in Beirut? Can you swoop there with any degree of accuracy?


RE: Malia, Crete - Yams - 02-10-2011 11:36 AM

(02-10-2011 10:20 AM)Moma Wrote:  
(02-10-2011 09:57 AM)Yams Wrote:  I was thinking of hitting up Cyprus around August/September since I heard it is a big vacation spot for Euros (Brits especially). I might just go there from Hvar and then briefly stop by Beirut along the way.

Is it business or pleasure in Beirut? Can you swoop there with any degree of accuracy?

Pleasure. I've never been to Beirut but a co-worker of mine has and he tells me that the women are the best he's ever seen. Salma Hayek is half Lebanese so that's good enough for me.


RE: Malia, Crete - Moma - 02-10-2011 11:52 AM

(02-10-2011 11:36 AM)Yams Wrote:  Pleasure. I've never been to Beirut but a co-worker of mine has and he tells me that the women are the best he's ever seen. Salma Hayek is half Lebanese so that's good enough for me.

I don't want to be a killjoy but does your co-worker look like you and when he said they are the best, did he mention that they were easy to wax?

These two points are crucial to avoid going out like that the other guy that just got banned.


RE: Malia, Crete - MiXX - 02-10-2011 12:25 PM

I have heard through a local latino friend in Miami, that Beirut is a great party city, but Lebanese women do not go for latin guys (unless you speak fluent French) They are very racist. Instead, go to Israel if you have tan skin and look latin for easy lays.

Mixx


RE: Malia, Crete - rudebwoy - 02-10-2011 10:24 PM

(02-10-2011 06:37 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  
(02-09-2011 10:15 PM)rudebwoy Wrote:  Malia, Magaloof, Ayia Napa are were the low class Brits go for a cheap vacation. The girls go to get laid but the downside is that there will be tons of idiotic drunken Brit men who you do not want to be around.

Mixx - you sound like a man of substance, who likes quality women. This is not your spot, Ibizia I hear is awesome and does not attract these lower elements.

A few years back I went to Rhodes, Greece which was wicked, there was a large danish group of people and a few swedes as well.

I'll give you that one rudebwoy. Drunk Brits can be a hassle. This area though seems to have more value than I expected. It could be a trifecta between Rhodes, Malia, and Chersonissos at the right time of year. My interest would be primarily be historical in nature, as I grew up fascinated in Ancient Greece. Hitting up these towns would be a way to constructively spend one''s nights. The downside this area probably isn't too cheap in high season.

Well Rhodes is a must and I suggest check out the next island over Kos!


RE: Malia, Crete - machiavelli - 02-11-2011 05:14 AM

(02-09-2011 10:15 PM)rudebwoy Wrote:  A few years back I went to Rhodes, Greece which was wicked, there was a large danish group of people and a few swedes as well.

Any field report on Rhodes? Sounds like my kind of alley Smile


RE: Malia, Crete - rudebwoy - 02-13-2011 12:52 PM

Machiavelli - I went over ten years ago when Greece was not on the Euro. So a field report might be a bit outdated, I hear Rhodes has changed a lot. But when people refer to Rhodes I am sure they mean the section called Faliraki, which is where the drunken Brits hang to party.
I got tired of that quickly and took a ferry over to the island of KOS, easily one of the best times of my life. Hot Danish women all over the place and Swedes, although I found the Swedes to be not too impressive and very serious. (kinda of funny how we can get the wrong first impressions). I remember playing beach volleyball with a bunch of swedish men, I could not focus because these two topless danish girls were watching us play and the men were acting like it was the frigging Olympics.
The highlight was the two swiss girls that approached me and that was all she wrote. I have been in love with Europe ever since!!


RE: Malia, Crete - Mystik - 02-14-2011 12:21 AM

If these sort of resorts are your thing then you should definitely check out beach resorts along Costa Brava. One in particular "Lloret de Mar" is a heaven for easy European girls. If you can't get laid there then you won't get laid anywhere. Teenagers from different countries go there for their holidays and a typical stay for a group is not more than two weeks. So, one week the place will be full of Italians and then the the Scandis would come in. Needless to say the worst time to go is when the Britishers are around not because the girls are ugly but because the Britishers are very aggressive and bar fights are at the max at that time.

The Mediterranean looking and Black guys (British or American) do well over there because the girls who come to Spain have the fetish for those kind of men. Remember there are a lot of Moroccans in Spain so expect a little bit of resistance in you are black and rolling solo.

How to get there?

You can take a train (not metro) from any of the big stations in Barcelona ,placa catalunya is the easiest. I dont remember the direction of the train (Llobregat if I am not mistaken). You need to get off on the last stop and then take a bus to get to Lloret de Mar. The whole trip takes around 2 hours.

On your way you will see a number of small beach resorts with lots of hot nude girls on the beaches. Badalona, the first or second stop after Barcelona is where the young people who cant afford the housing in Barcelona live. It has a great beach, even better than the one in Barecelona, especially if you are looking to swoop local Spanish girls.

This place is not for people who are into older girls. The average age here is around 18 with the lower limit being 16 and the upper limit 25.

I don't think there is anything worth seeing after Lloret.


RE: Malia, Crete - Aliblahba - 01-19-2012 07:34 AM

Two part question:

1. Do the Brits have a spring break?

2. And if so, where do they go, and when?


RE: Malia, Crete - el mechanico - 01-19-2012 11:32 AM

(01-19-2012 07:34 AM)Aliblahba Wrote:  Two part question:

1. Do the Brits have a spring break?

2. And if so, where do they go, and when?
ALI, My friend was here yesterday who lives there part of the year. I can give you his number and he'll run it down for you as well as many other places. I will add his data on this thread when he comes in again but it will be second hand if you guys don't mind. He doesn't know how to use a computer but he's the most world traveling player I've ever met in my life.


RE: Malia, Crete - alecks - 01-19-2012 12:22 PM

most of the brits head to the mad party destinations in europe in july and august (us irish too,yeah its crazy lol)

zakynthos,greece...malia/hersonissos greece......aiya napa,cyprus....ibiza,spain all crazy brits and irish chicks who will do about anything.mind you there about 18-24 yr olds for you older cats haha.

i went to zakynthos and it was mayhem,all sorts happening.same with malia.its like cancun


RE: Malia, Crete - el mechanico - 01-19-2012 02:19 PM

The guy who works for me (johnny boy) is from Zakynthos if anyone wants info or connects to get an apartment.


RE: Malia, Crete - jcrew247 - 08-06-2018 06:59 AM

I'm starting to look into Malia.
What is the difference between Malia and Chania?
Are they far apart and is one city more for families?
It sounds like Malia is more of the party area.
But I'm reading that Chania is popular place for tourists as well.

I suppose much of the popularity of the Greek Islands is driven by the Club 18-30 tv show. Just watched some of it on youtube and they are amazing - Rhodes and Kavos are what I've seen so far. Was there a episode on Malia as well?


RE: Malia, Crete - Westfield - 08-06-2018 07:05 AM

Don't go to Malia, unless you are 18, British and chav.