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The Poland thread - Roosh - 04-11-2011 10:31 AM

Krakow threads:
http://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-3264.html (closed)
http://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-3692.html (active)

Wroclaw data sheet:
http://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-4476.html

Poznan data sheet:
http://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-4184-post-51466.html#pid51466

Gdansk / Sopot data sheet:
http://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-5000.html

Polish girls first impressions:
http://www.rooshvforum.com/thread-4184-post-56272.html#pid56272


RE: The Poland thread - Lumiere - 04-11-2011 01:04 PM

From living in London I know that there was an absolute flood of Polish people that moved from Poland to London to find work the moment they joined the EU officially (in 2004) and every year since.

They took up all the jobs that the brits did not want to do. All of my cleaning ladies when I last lived there were Polish. If you go to a bar in London and are served by a cute girl, shes probably Polish - no joke.

The best looking Polish chicks went straight to the escort agencies and took up work at 150 pounds per hour undercutting and seriously pissing off the entire hooker population of London at the time and driving down the prices.

If you don't believe me just browse the photo galleries of any London escort agency.

Any chick listed as 'east european' is Polish.

A polish dude who is a friend of mine from London said he had no desire to ever return to his country due its lack of work prospects and generally fucked up and corrupt nature.

A visit there as a foreigner should be interesting. Looking forward to it.


RE: The Poland thread - DanDeLaCruz - 04-11-2011 06:09 PM

(04-11-2011 01:04 PM)Lumiere Wrote:  They took up all the jobs that the brits did not want to do. All of my cleaning ladies when I last lived there were Polish. If you go to a bar in London and are served by a cute girl, shes probably Polish.

You can bet that for every polish girl you see in the UK there are at least 3 or 4 polish men in the country....

If you want Polish girls easily head to poland or find a way to meet polish girls in london as soon as they get there...


RE: The Poland thread - Hokie30 - 04-11-2011 07:49 PM

Roosh and all you'd be doing yourselves a disservice if you go to Poland and only stick to the big cities like Warsaw and Krakow that are already overflooded with foreigners and stag parties. What I hear from my friends if you wanna meet the hottest chicks make sure to hit the beach towns in northern Poland, Ustka and Kołobrzeg are two I hear about. If you're extra adventurous I recommend you hit up Kaliningrad (getting a Visa might be tough) and try to score your "Russian" flag!


RE: The Poland thread - Roosh - 04-11-2011 08:29 PM

Quote:Roosh and all you'd be doing yourselves a disservice if you go to Poland and only stick to the big cities

I hear you but I don't think big cities should be avoided entirely. As tourist-infested as places like Medellin and Rio are, it doesn't mean that you can't have a good time there and get decent girls.

Generally I think it's best to start with bigger cities, get a good feel for things, and if you want to dig in deeper then go to second or third tier cities.


RE: The Poland thread - Sirob - 04-14-2011 02:28 AM

A brief listing of sites for anyone looking to stay in private apartments in Poland (Wroclaw or Krakow):

Wroclaw:
http://www.noce.pl/SR/index.php?lang=en
http://www.only-apartments.com/apartments-wroclaw.html
http://www.asapart.com/?gclid=CIGo8prRlq...4QodrXs6Cw

Krakow:
http://www.cracow-apartments.com/
http://sleepinginkrakow.com/en
http://www.only-apartments.com/apartments-krakow.html#
http://www.grodzka.net.pl/
http://discovercracow.com/en/
http://www.noce.pl/SR/index2.php?lang=en&k=1&pk=2
http://www.krakowapartments.info/en/cennik.html
http://www.oldcracowapartments.pl/ang-12ang.html
http://www.cracowonline.com/apartment_littlekrakow.php
http://www.e-aparts.com/krakow/studio_apartments/1.html
http://www.krakow-apartments.com/
http://www.krakowforyou.com


RE: The Poland thread - Florida - 04-14-2011 02:33 AM

http://www.polishforums.com/ < A great place to find info on Poland. I read this forum A LOT since I'm going to Poznań in August.


A good percentage of the people posting on there are expats who teach English in Poland or Polish people abroad, not people trying to game or anything like that but still a great source of information.


RE: The Poland thread - Roosh - 04-14-2011 10:04 AM

Why did you pick Poznan?


RE: The Poland thread - metalhaze - 04-14-2011 11:15 AM

polish girls = big tits. that has been my experience.
they are feminine too (catholic heritage).


RE: The Poland thread - Gmac - 04-14-2011 11:18 AM

I've met a few dozen polish girls in my years, I think you're going to have fun as long as you pick the right city. Unfortunately, I don't have much experience there.


RE: The Poland thread - metalhaze - 04-14-2011 11:22 AM

ewa sonnet. love the dark hair.

http://girls.dgwilson.net/imgs/Ewa%20Sonnet/02/img/12.jpg

apparently british women followed by dutch and danish have the biggest tits in the EU (probab cuz they're the fattest!)
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article17807.ece


RE: The Poland thread - Luckystar - 04-14-2011 11:23 AM

This is going to sound strange, but I don't have a good grip on what Polish girls look like.

Mostly blonde or brunette, Tall or average height, etc? Even when you do a google search, you don't really get a good idea of the Polish look or quality in Poland. I looked for Polish nightlife sites, but couldn't find any.

I know they are slavic, but there are different types of slavs. My guess, is they look like Czech girls.


RE: The Poland thread - choichoi - 04-14-2011 03:42 PM

(04-14-2011 11:23 AM)Luckystar Wrote:  This is going to sound strange, but I don't have a good grip on what Polish girls look like.

Mostly blonde or brunette, Tall or average height, etc? Even when you do a google search, you don't really get a good idea of the Polish look or quality in Poland. I looked for Polish nightlife sites, but couldn't find any.

I know they are slavic, but there are different types of slavs. My guess, is they look like Czech girls.

here ya go man:
http://polish-blog.com/

They've also got some FB-like site called Nasz-Klas (NK):
http://nk.pl/


RE: The Poland thread - HD668B - 04-14-2011 03:46 PM

Sirob if you didnt use these services then I dont see the point of posting a google search...

I used flats.pl for a studio in Krakow, it was clean+modern. The manager with the little dog (gay) is chill.

Poznan (from a local Polish man):
Quote:so there is just a lot of clubs at the old square, so...
but few that may be good to pick up some girls and have some fun on dance floor:

Van Diesel - Stary Rynek 88 - i was there just one time and i was completly drunk but it was ok, and a lot of my friends says the same
Al mirage, Stare Kino, Pod Minogą (3 floor with different music) - all are on Nowowiejska street - im quaite often there, but they are not stricte clubs
Cuba Libre - latino - Old square
and two in Old Browary - the big shoping centre on Półwiejska street. There is SQ and Słodownia - really nice places.

maybe this last two, in Old Browary, should be the first to visit



RE: The Poland thread - Luckystar - 04-14-2011 04:25 PM

(04-14-2011 03:42 PM)choichoi Wrote:  
(04-14-2011 11:23 AM)Luckystar Wrote:  This is going to sound strange, but I don't have a good grip on what Polish girls look like.

Mostly blonde or brunette, Tall or average height, etc? Even when you do a google search, you don't really get a good idea of the Polish look or quality in Poland. I looked for Polish nightlife sites, but couldn't find any.

I know they are slavic, but there are different types of slavs. My guess, is they look like Czech girls.

here ya go man:
http://polish-blog.com/

They've also got some FB-like site called Nasz-Klas (NK):
http://nk.pl/

Very nice. Thanks.


RE: The Poland thread - Florida - 04-15-2011 12:53 AM

(04-14-2011 10:04 AM)Roosh Wrote:  Why did you pick Poznan?

I'm going to teach English in Poznań in about a year. The reason I chose it is because there is high demand for native English speakers in this city (There is high demand all over Poland, the most in Europe but I was instructed to stay away from schools in small towns and that larger cities are beginning to get flooded with native speakers) so It's not only going to be vacation but somewhat of a scouting trip as well for schools and flats ect. Also it's a university town and from what I have been told by dozens of Polish people that it is one of the nicer cities in Poland to live. Poznań also has a kick ass soccer team Lech Poznań and I'd love to catch a match. I'm pretty sure Poznań is hosting EURO 2012 matches as well. On a side note a Polish girl I know lives only 1 hour away and I'm going to fuck the shit out of her as soon as I land in ol Polska.

Poznań is one of those "up and coming" places. It's on the rise. Like Roosh mentioned about Brasil being "on the rise" places like this seem to have "swagger" if you would.

I would definitely stay a few nights there. But I would set up base in either Kraków or Wrocław.


Here is a fucking SWEET ASS video of Poznań - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nXbRYusNDM <-- never seen anything quite like that.

And here is some freaky girl showing her ass in a club there - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOxDcrk1lKc <--- Fast Forward to 2:12


A few more things though..

For the most part, as in most Eastern European countries, Smiling at strangers is non existent. In Poland it's not to the extent to lets say Russia but it's there.

Sarcasm will go well over anyone's head. Some Polish people tend to have cynical personalities. It's a VERY catholic state. Girls are VERY, VERY into how they look. It's done up hair, nice clothes and high heels. Very feminine. The men on average are not very handsome.

Anyone young person or someone in their 20's should be able to communicate in English pretty good. I'm sure older people can to a certain extent. Personal space means nothing in Poland. Customer service? No.

Now I want to stress I have not been to Poland yet. BUT. I have spent countless hours researching this country from forums to books to actual polish people and this information should be fairly accurate. A lot of people that have taught English in Poland for many years say people there are stuck in a bad mood and play the victim roll. Communism being the scapegoat. But overall (when it comes to girls) it's suppose to be a goldmine.


RE: The Poland thread - Florida - 04-15-2011 01:39 AM

Few things I left out.

I was told Polish girls love America (whatever that means) so being an American guy you could have an advantage over the local men. American guys are supposedly 3rd to Italian and Latin men according Polish girls on the Polish forum I posted.

You might try to open with "Cześć, Jestem Amerykaninem" pronounced.... Chi-shh-tsh, Yes-Tem Amair-e-con-knee-nem ... roll the r. Meaning, "Hi, I'm American" this should peak her interest. Not only does she now know you're American but I was told Polish people LOVE when foreigners try to speak their language because of how tough it is, this will be good in keeping a conversation going, she will be happy to teach you some words in Polish. Cześć is hard to say at first, I would youtube it and listen and listen and listen some more. And trust me Polish is fucking hard. Just listen to the alphabet and some sentences - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJI6JDAxUd4 <---yeah...

When Polish girls speak English, my god is it sexy. Roosh you will especially love hearing them say RRRoosh with that rolling of the r lol.

I hope you like Techno/House/Trance, that's what they play in most clubs. Here is an exceptionally good Polish Techno song http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HOd9mpGeZs

And here is an exceptionally hot polish porn star Kasia (kasha) - http://www.tube8.com/teen/kasia-blue-dildo/21104/ <-- trust me you will fap to this at least 30 times in the next week.

If it's allowed I can post some pics of regular Polish girls (I'm friends with a few on Facebook through the girl I know) for those who said they didn't know what Polish girls looked like. High cheek bones are very common. They most definitely have one of the hottest volleyball teams.


Anything else just ask.


RE: The Poland thread - DH-Godzilla - 04-15-2011 04:44 AM

(04-11-2011 01:04 PM)Lumiere Wrote:  ...and seriously pissing off the entire hooker population of London

this made me lol a bit.


RE: The Poland thread - Super Etoile - 04-15-2011 04:51 AM

I know there's been some info posted already, but my take anyway.............

It's funny.......I wasn't meant to stay in Poznan for any length of time, but I've been there twice and on both occasions I've overstayed, so it must have something going for it.

It's a city of about half a million, situated almost exactly between Berlin and Warsaw (3 hours away either way). Despite being more of a business city (because of the above) it also has a ton of students (60k - Wrocław allegedly twice this number!) which means that you won't be bored at night at least.

Where to stay

The hostel selection isn't great compared with Krakow, so if you go there before going to Poznzn you will be disappointed. It's not terrible though........
Frolic Goats – I stayed here the first time I went to Poznan, simply because it was near the market Square (Stary Rynek) and I though I could park my car outside. As hostels go it's OK, there are better in Poland, but I assume if you're staying here your priority is meeting people and a cheap bed.

Bringing girl back from the club rating – 0
Breakfast rating *1/2
Cleanliness of bathroom rating ****
Location Rating ****

Melody Hostel – I stayed here the second time I was in Poznan. The manager decided to celebrate the fact that Black people had booked in by putting Teflon Don on rotation on the reception’s stereo.
Like Frolic Goats you can't sneak girls in. Unlike Frolic Goats, reception is unmanned from 3am-4am, and they give you a key to get in..........what to do, what to do?
Also bear in mind the hostel is on the 3rd floor of the building it is on, so don't get too drunk lest you can't make it back up to your room...........

Bringing girl back from the club rating 0/***** from 3-4am
Breakfast rating *1/2
Cleanliness of bathroom rating ****
Location rating ****1/2

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The view from the hostel. Pick the Disco room if you can, it's an 8-bedder but if you go off season you might get the room to yourself.

Capital Apartments I also used these guys to get an apartment for a few days, from recollection if there are two of you you could probably get a 1-bed apartment for about 100PLN per night each (£22, 25€, $36), but I'll confirm that for you later......
Bringing girl back from the club rating *****
Breakfast rating ***** if you were organised enough to go to the supermarket
Cleanliness of bathroom rating *****
Location rating ***1/2 if you are really lazy

Where to eat

Polish food sucks. There, I said it.

Having said that, I love pierogi. The best example of Pierogi in town? Pierogarnia Stary Młyn (ul. Wrocławska 18 ), go there, have your mind blown. Some funny opening hours by the way.............

If you're cooking for yourself find a branch of Alma (Stary Browar), or Piotr i Pawel (both in Stary Browar and Galeria Malta)



Where to party

Probably the part you were waiting for.............
You have a huge selection of night time spots, which you would expect in any Polish city of this size. Too many to mention, but I'll give you a few I hit up.

Note: Average beer price – 8-12 PLN
Average Vodka + mixer price – 12-16 PLN
Entry to the club – Free – 30 PLN

Terytorium (Mokra 7 ) - Looks like not much, but that's because all the action's downstairs.....It ain't the plushest place though. I did manage to get back to this girl's flat after meeting her here at 3am on a Monday night......

When to go: It's the only busy place on a Monday (Hip-Hop night, if you're Black try to distinguish yourself from the thirsty African contingent (read: leave the Karl Kani at home) and you will get results. It's OK on other nights but there will be better options........

Browar Pub/Słodownia (Półwiejska 42 – Stary Browar )
This place is awesome. One floor up from the next place I'm gonna tell you about, it's basically a bar with a DJ booth in one corner and a dance floor opposite. Larger than the average Polish night spot and not that old, the only downside being alcohol priced a little on the high side (well, non-Warsaw/Krakow high, if you get what I mean)

When to go – Probably the only busy place on a Tuesday night (Hip-Hop night again, the main difference from Terytorium being that they actually play some Polish Hip-Hop, and there are way less thirsty Africans; in fact the night I went there were only three black guys there – me, my mate and a short guy who we will refer to as Royce The 3'9”...........

SQ (Półwiejska 42 – one floor down from Browar) - the best club (music wise) outside of Warsaw, and probably in Poland. Go there if you want to hear some House.

When to go – if it's open on a Wednesday go there. Anytime there's a decent DJ go there. Some of the chicks might be a little stuck-up but if you want to hear some decent House this is your place.

Cuba Libre (Wrocławska 21 ) - a.k.a. “the place where Women go to get their taste of Chocolate” (credit: this chick I met in Browar. There's a story behind that.......)
This is THE Salsa club in Poznan. There are at least two others, but this is the only one I went to. Good times, receptive women, if you can dance Salsa come here first!

When to go – Any night, probably even busy on a Monday night...............

Czekolada (Wrocławska 18 – Opposite Frolic Goats hostel, entrance on Jaskołcza) - Nice place. Great lighting. Maybe this place should have been dubbed “the place where Women go to get their taste of Chocolate”........

When to go – Wednesday and Thursday nights are fire – Wednesday being Ladies Night.

Dragon Bar (Zamkowa 3 ) - go here to meet some slightly alternative chicks. I have to say as dingy as it is I like the vibe here.

When to go – any night really............

Other tips:
Two Decent malls you might want to check out - Stary Browar on Półwiejska, and a few km from Stary Rynek, Galeria Malta. You have a great view of the rowing lake from the food court here...........

I think that's everything.............any questions?


RE: The Poland thread - Sirob - 04-15-2011 05:53 AM

Yep, can you bust out a similar one for Wroclaw? Big Grin

Great post SE and makes me sort of wish that I had chosen Poznan over Krakow.

(04-15-2011 04:51 AM)Super Etoile Wrote:  I think that's everything.............any questions?



RE: The Poland thread - Super Etoile - 04-15-2011 06:13 AM

(04-15-2011 05:53 AM)Sirob Wrote:  Yep, can you bust out a similar one for Wroclaw? Big Grin

Since I'm almost certainly going back there in July I might wait until then, so I can do it properly.....

Quote:Great post SE and makes me sort of wish that I had chosen Poznan over Krakow.

Nah, in my eyes if you've never been to Poland before go to Krakow first to get it out of your system (and as touristy as it is it still is a great city), then go to the other cities if you want an easier time with the chicks (not to say that you can't get it done there).


RE: The Poland thread - familydude - 04-15-2011 06:23 AM

Super Etoile:
-How long were you there?
-Did you ever visit during summer? How was it?
-What's your nationality/ethnic background? how were you received by the locals? (not trying to start a brotha thread here)


RE: The Poland thread - Super Etoile - 04-15-2011 08:41 AM

(04-15-2011 06:23 AM)familydude Wrote:  -How long were you there?

If we're talking last year, off the top of my head about 2 months, going all over the place (Trojmiasto, Warsaw, Krakow, Wrocław, Poznan, one night in
Łódź). I went to the coast for May Day, then I was driving all over Central/Eastern Europe last summer, and I went back in November...............

Quote:-Did you ever visit during summer? How was it?

I was there from the middle of August-Middle September (but I went to Riga for a week last week of August). Wrocław was quiet, but I was only there midweek, I got to Krakow and it was as busy as you'd expect in mid-August. Then I got to Warsaw and the weather turned British so fuck that shit..........

In summer if you want a good shot at the locals I've heard the Baltic coast is the place to be. I might be there this summer so I'll let you know either way................

Quote:What's your nationality/ethnic background? how were you received by the locals? (not trying to start a brotha thread here)

I'm British but my parents were born in West Africa. How was I treated? Well I'm still alive! Icon_biggrin

seriously though you'd be surprised how far you'd get with a smile and greeting people in Polish (and if anyone asked emphasise that you're from London, rather than the UK, better connotations that way.......). I have to say I actually had some interesting conversations with the locals.......

If you're talking women wise it's not the case that you merely have to show up and the pussy's yours. However showing up looking good with something interesting to do/say will get you far.........


RE: The Poland thread - Roosh - 04-15-2011 10:37 AM

What city is better for girls.. Poznan or Wroclaw?


RE: The Poland thread - K-man - 04-15-2011 12:56 PM

(04-11-2011 07:49 PM)Hokie30 Wrote:  Roosh and all you'd be doing yourselves a disservice if you go to Poland and only stick to the big cities like Warsaw and Krakow
make sure to hit the beach towns in northern Poland, Ustka and Kołobrzeg are two I hear about.

Who goes to the beach on the Baltic, where the water is like 18 degrees in August?
All Europeans go to places like Spain, Greece, Turkey, Egypt, Bulgaria, Tunisia for their summer beach vacation.
So in Latvia, Estonia, Lithuiania, or Poland I would actually stick to a big interior city than the beach.
As if Holland has any beaches to speak of - when you go, you go to Amsterdam. How is Poland different - same sea.