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RE: delete - Andreas - 02-24-2016 04:19 PM

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Holy Egyptian shit! This image of Horus looks so bad ass.

However, Anubis would be a better troll slayer.

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RE: delete - kaotic - 02-24-2016 04:28 PM

In before the countdown:

I'm going down with this motherfucking thread !

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RE: delete - realologist - 02-24-2016 05:06 PM

You guys are underestimating the power of the Delete thread. There's no way that that will lead to the end of delete. It's gaining power.

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It's unstoppable!!!

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So powerful and unstoppable it had to have a 2nd Thread to contain it.


RE: delete - Mercenary - 02-24-2016 06:37 PM

(02-24-2016 04:28 PM)kaotic Wrote:  In before the countdown:

I'm going down with this motherfucking thread !

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RE: delete - Gustavus Adolphus - 02-24-2016 06:54 PM

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RE: delete - RoastBeefCurtains4Me - 02-24-2016 09:25 PM

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I loved the Thundercats back in the day! I can't believe they're not still on. They must have finally got off that planet!


RE: delete - Comte De St. Germain - 02-25-2016 12:20 AM

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outrunning the end it will live on

and I will lead us into a new era

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RE: delete - Snowplow - 02-25-2016 12:49 AM

I stand with our leader Paracelsus.

Bring your worst you heathens.

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RE: delete - samsamsam - 02-25-2016 02:11 AM

I realized that the countdown is for when Paraclesus hits puberty.

Not really something that probably is floating around on the internet in the form of a gif or meme.


RE: delete - Paracelsus - 02-25-2016 02:15 AM

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In 2016, Paracelsus escaped from Delete thread prison. All they found of him was a muddy set of prison clothes, a can of spam, and an old like button, damn near worn down to the nub. I remember thinking it would take a man five hundred years to tunnel through the thread with it. Old Para did it in less than one.

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Oh, Para loved gifology. I imagine it appealed to his meticulous nature. A shitpost here, million years of ROFLMAO there. Gifology is the study of pressure and time. That's all it takes really: pressure ... and time. That, and a big goddamn rep count. Like I said, in delete thread a man will do most anything to keep his mind occupied. Turns out Para's favorite hobby was totin' his replies out into the Donald Trump thread, a handful at a time. I guess after enderilluminatus was killed, Para decided he'd been here just about long enough.

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Para did like he was told, posted those hot slut gifs to a high mirror shine. The mods simply didn't notice. Neither did I... I mean, seriously, how often do you really look at a man's posts?

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Para crawled to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness I can't even imagine, or maybe I just don't want to. Five hundred yards... that's the length of five football fields, just shy of half a mile.


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RE: delete - Snowplow - 02-25-2016 11:14 AM






RE: delete - Mercenary - 02-25-2016 11:40 AM

Guys, I don’t know if Paracelsus can survive on the outside, without this thread.
We need to keep an eye on him.

The man's been in here 365 days.
365 days non stop.
In here, he's an important man. He's an educated man.
Outside this thread, he's just another RVF veteran with an excellent rep, high post count, but also with arthritis in both hands from clicking “like” too many times.
Probably couldn't get a giphy account if he tried.
You know what I'm trying to say?
You believe whatever you want.
But I'm telling you the walls of the delete thread are funny.
First you hate 'em,
then you get used to 'em,
enough time passes, you get so you depend on 'em.
That's institutionalized.
They send you here for life, and that's exactly what they take.
Part that counts, anyway.


RE: delete - marty - 02-25-2016 12:17 PM

I don't understand what you're talking about. The delete thread chose Paracelsus, not the other way around. We can't choose someone else, the delete thread has to do that. As long as Paracelsus is alive, no one can take his place.


RE: delete - RIslander - 02-25-2016 12:27 PM

-1?


RE: delete - RoastBeefCurtains4Me - 02-25-2016 01:23 PM

^Nope, tomorrow is the big day!


If Para is Andy Dufesne, who is the warden?


RE: delete - 2Wycked - 02-27-2016 03:01 AM

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Waiting. . .


RE: delete - Thomas the Rhymer - 02-27-2016 08:28 AM

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RE: delete - RoastBeefCurtains4Me - 02-27-2016 07:00 PM

Yesterday was the day! We've entered a new era. Funny how it doesn't feel any different.


RE: delete - Ghost Tiger - 02-27-2016 09:40 PM

To avoid hijacking Roosh's important thread on government crackdowns on free speech, I have moved my discussion of Angela Merkel with our fearless leader here...

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(02-26-2016 04:28 PM)Roosh Wrote:  Latvian man jailed for petition urging Latvia merger with Russia

Dr. Doom will NEVER surrender to Vladimir Putin!!!!

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Oh... I'm sorry... I thought you said Latveria. My bad.

(02-27-2016 08:49 PM)Paracelsus Wrote:  Ghost Tiger, why are you posting unsolicited pictures of Angela Merkel?

She has come here to challenge you for leadership of this thread. Let the games... BEGIN!


RE: delete - philosophical_recovery - 02-27-2016 10:51 PM

(02-25-2016 11:40 AM)Mercenary Wrote:  Guys, I don’t know if Paracelsus can survive on the outside, without this thread.
We need to keep an eye on him.

The man's been in here 365 days.
365 days non stop.
In here, he's an important man. He's an educated man.
Outside this thread, he's just another RVF veteran with an excellent rep, high post count, but also with arthritis in both hands from clicking “like” too many times.
Probably couldn't get a giphy account if he tried.
You know what I'm trying to say?
You believe whatever you want.
But I'm telling you the walls of the delete thread are funny.
First you hate 'em,
then you get used to 'em,
enough time passes, you get so you depend on 'em.
That's institutionalized.
They send you here for life, and that's exactly what they take.
Part that counts, anyway.


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RE: delete - kaotic - 02-27-2016 11:57 PM

Guys, I just had an epiphany:

What if Paracelsus is actually counting down to 0 - to reveal he's actually Tuthmosis ?

Mindblown


RE: delete - Sombro - 02-28-2016 12:27 AM

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RE: delete - NilNisiOptimum - 02-28-2016 12:48 AM

(02-27-2016 11:57 PM)kaotic Wrote:  Guys, I just had an epiphany:

What if Paracelsus is actually counting down to 0 - to reveal he's actually Tuthmosis ?

Mindblown

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I'm not sure there are enough mind blown gifs to sufficiently convey the significance of such a revelation


RE: delete - Sombro - 02-28-2016 01:32 AM

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RE: delete - Sombro - 02-28-2016 01:55 AM

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