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RE: delete - Valefor - 04-27-2016 05:48 PM

(04-27-2016 03:01 PM)realologist Wrote:  We need a plan to lure Paracelsus back.

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RE: delete - DrCotard - 04-27-2016 09:10 PM

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RE: delete - FireStarter - 04-28-2016 05:37 AM





"In the worlds before Delete, primal chaos reigned. Heavens sought order. But the phoenix can fly only when its feathers are grown. The four worlds formed again and yet again, as endless aeons wheeled and passed.

Time and the pure essence of Heaven, the moisture of the Earth, the powers of the Sun and the Moon all worked upon a certain rock, old as creation. And it became magically fertile. That first egg was named "Thought". Tathagata Buddha, the Father Buddha, said, "With our thoughts, we make the World".

Elemental forces caused the egg to hatch. From it came a stone delete.

The nature of Delete was irrepressible!"


RE: delete - Aquiles_Baesta_Parada - 04-28-2016 06:42 AM

^^^

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RE: delete - Andreas - 04-28-2016 09:56 AM

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What cartoon is thisHuhHuhHuh

I have never seen it but it looks awesome


RE: delete - Snowplow - 04-29-2016 10:49 PM

MADA

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RE: delete - Sombro - 05-01-2016 06:03 PM

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RE: delete - IvanDrago - 05-01-2016 06:46 PM

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RE: delete - Comte De St. Germain - 05-01-2016 07:06 PM

(04-27-2016 01:04 PM)Wutang Wrote:  [Image: 13012727_1717876065133541_83361627632513017_n.jpg]

You Rang?

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DROP THE BEAT!
LET'S DO THIS!


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RE: delete - samsamsam - 05-02-2016 01:08 AM






RE: delete - samsamsam - 05-02-2016 06:58 PM

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RE: delete - samsamsam - 05-04-2016 09:41 PM

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RE: delete - Paracelsus - 05-05-2016 08:32 PM

I amar prestar aen.

The forum is changed.

Han matho ne nen.

I feel it in the posters.

Han mathon ned cae.

I feel it in the trolls.

A han noston ned gwilith.

I smell it in the Dick Measuring thread.

Much that once was is lost, for none now post who remember it.

It began with the forging of the Great Deletes. Three were given to the Mods, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings.


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Seven to the Lifestyle and Fitness forum members, great miners and craftsmen of the mountain halls.

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And nine, nine Deletes were gifted to the Everything Else board, who above all else desire pussy.

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For within these deletes was bound the strength and the will to govern each race. But they were all of them deceived, for another delete was made. Deep in the land of Mordor, in the Fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Tuthmosis forged a master delete, and into this delete he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all posting.

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One delete to rule them all.

One by one, the free threads of the forum fell to the power of the delete, but there were some who resisted. A last alliance of trolls and spammers marched against the armies of Mordor, and on the very slopes of Mount Doom, they fought for the freedom of the forum. Victory was near, but the power of the delete could not be undone. It was in this moment, when all hope had faded, that enderilluminatus, son of the king, took up his father’s sword.

Tuthmosis, enemy of the free peoples of the Roosh V forums, was defeated. The Delete passed to enderilluminatus, who had this one chance to destroy evil forever, but the hearts of trolls are easily corrupted. And the delete of power has a will of its own. It betrayed enderilluminatus, to his death.

And some things that should not have been forgotten were lost. History became legend. Legend became myth. And for two and a half thousand years, the ring passed out of all knowledge. Until, when chance came, it ensnared another bearer.

It came to the creature samsamsam, who took it deep into the tunnels of the Misty Mountains. And there it consumed him. The delete gave to samsamsam unnatural long life. For five hundred years it poisoned his mind, and in the gloom of samsamsam’s cave, it waited. Darkness crept back into the forests of the world. Rumor grew of a shadow in the East, whispers of a nameless fear, and the Delete of Power perceived its time had come. It abandoned samsamsam, but then something happened that the Ring did not intend. It was picked up by the most unlikely creature imaginable: Paracelsus.

For the time will soon come when tins of spam will shape the fortunes of all.



RE: delete - samsamsam - 05-05-2016 08:38 PM

"One delete to rule them all."

Ya so unoriginal.

Go back to humping female orcs and leave us alone.

You turned your back on us.


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Paracelsus sent me a pic of his GF. Seems like Paracelsus works out.
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RE: delete - The Man w/ the Golden Gun - 05-05-2016 08:38 PM

PARACELSUS!


RE: delete - DrCotard - 05-05-2016 08:59 PM

Has Paracelsus come back definitely or temporarily?


RE: delete - YoungBlade - 05-05-2016 09:09 PM

Me waking up in delete with Paracelsus returned

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RE: delete - samsamsam - 05-05-2016 09:15 PM

(05-05-2016 09:09 PM)YoungBlade Wrote:  [Image: 6yhgnx.gif]

I know where you are going with that having seen the movie.

But it does seem like this and some funky porn music.

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RE: delete - YoungBlade - 05-05-2016 09:18 PM

(05-05-2016 09:15 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  
(05-05-2016 09:09 PM)YoungBlade Wrote:  [Image: 6yhgnx.gif]

I know where you are going with that having seen the movie.

But it does seem like this and some funky porn music.

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Don't shove faggotry in the sacred texts of Tolkien!


RE: delete - samsamsam - 05-05-2016 09:19 PM

^^^ Youngblade I think you did the sausage shoving.

Remember this is the delete thread - where all RVF evil resides.


RE: delete - YoungBlade - 05-05-2016 09:21 PM

(05-05-2016 09:19 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  ^^^ Youngblade I think you did the sausage shoving.

Remember this is the delete thread - where all RVF evil resides.

Delete f'taghn r'lyeh


RE: delete - NilNisiOptimum - 05-05-2016 09:25 PM

You have my sword!

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RE: delete - Comte De St. Germain - 05-05-2016 09:33 PM

Hey Para

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THIS IS MY DOMAIN

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Now scram you got your 15 minutes of attention whoring.

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RE: delete - philosophical_recovery - 05-05-2016 09:40 PM

(05-05-2016 09:15 PM)samsamsam Wrote:  
(05-05-2016 09:09 PM)YoungBlade Wrote:  [Image: 6yhgnx.gif]

I know where you are going with that having seen the movie.

But it does seem like this and some funky porn music.

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RE: delete - samsamsam - 05-05-2016 09:47 PM

Para...

Gtfo

















welcome back Laugh