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Amy Schumer thread - Ziltoid - 05-08-2015 09:34 PM

Not only is she no longer funny and is veering to SJW bullshit, but it turns out her seemingly 6/10 face and chubby-but-not-bad body were just clever makeup and camera trickery this whole time.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3073896/Amy-Schumer-shows-bikini-body-green-suit-Paddle-Boarding-Hawaii.html

Daily Mail says she has a "bikini body", and a "curvaceous figure".

Whelp, you be the juge...

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RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini - Cr33pin - 05-08-2015 09:44 PM

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RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini - Basil Ransom - 05-08-2015 09:45 PM

She looks like white trash when fat and nearly naked... The tramp stamp just seals the deal. So much for being hip.


RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini - Lord_Perseus - 05-08-2015 10:08 PM

Jordan


RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini - Oz. - 05-08-2015 10:17 PM

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RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini - iamdegaussed - 05-08-2015 10:21 PM

Her body is clearly not ready for the beach.


RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini - Dusty - 05-08-2015 10:22 PM

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RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini - YossariansRight - 05-08-2015 10:24 PM

My 86 year old great aunt has a better physique than this human Cabbage Patch Kid.


RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini - Luvianka - 05-08-2015 10:30 PM

It was coming...





RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini - Tuthmosis - 05-08-2015 10:35 PM

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RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini - Capitán Peligroso - 05-08-2015 11:01 PM

Who is Amy Schumer and why should I care? WNB


RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini - RawGod - 05-08-2015 11:03 PM

Avast ye lubbers! 'Tis the white whale!


RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini - Grodin - 05-08-2015 11:13 PM

mmmmmm... potatoes


RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini - El Chinito loco - 05-08-2015 11:29 PM

(05-08-2015 09:34 PM)Ziltoid Wrote:  [Image: 2877CBD200000578-0-image-m-43_1431105183572.jpg]


WNB checklist
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Anglo granny face
Gunt.
Thunder thighs.
Cankles.
Dumb tramp stamp.
Female "comedian"


RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini - Tuthmosis - 05-08-2015 11:36 PM

Every time I see a fat-ass stomach like that on chick, I wish Van Damme popped out and did this:

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RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini - Dusty - 05-08-2015 11:47 PM

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The real fat one on the end couldn't get airborne.

Jordan


RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini - Windom Earle - 05-09-2015 12:09 AM

(05-08-2015 11:47 PM)Dusty Wrote:  The real fat one on the end couldn't get airborne.

It's called The Whale Test.

Those who can't get airborne are returned to the Ocean.


RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini - Other Barry - 05-09-2015 12:46 AM

You know when you think "I know I'm going to regret it if I click this link, but I can't myself"?

Yep.


RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini - Yatagan - 05-09-2015 12:50 AM

(05-08-2015 11:47 PM)Dusty Wrote:  [Image: 2877F71000000578-0-image-a-47_1431105292439.jpg]

The real fat one on the end couldn't get airborne.

Jordan

She could've jumped, but then they would've needed an excavator to pull her fat ass out of the sand.


RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini - Pestilence - 05-09-2015 12:57 AM

This fat acceptance shit has got out of hand.

All this combined with Roosh's appearance on oz calls for either for a fatshamingweek or taking it to the next level - fatshamingmonth


RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini - Akula - 05-09-2015 01:11 AM

(05-09-2015 12:57 AM)Pestilence Wrote:  This fat acceptance shit has got out of hand.

All this combined with Roosh's appearance on oz calls for either for a fatshamingweek or taking it to the next level - fatshamingmonth

More like we need fat shaming century I think...

She's certainly not got a "bikini body" ughhh


RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini - xcfastdude - 05-09-2015 01:17 AM

The comments on that article supporting her, though. Smh.


RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini - StrikeBack - 05-09-2015 01:41 AM





She's #BeachedBodyReady


RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini - Bear Hands - 05-09-2015 01:57 AM

Why did I click this? I expected a human cabbage patch kid and got Jeremy Clarkson.


RE: Amy Schumer in a Bikini - Handsome Creepy Eel - 05-09-2015 02:03 AM

Why did I have to click... why did I have to click...