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RE: Owning a Zebra
Someone has already beaten emech to the punch.

Check out Zebras R Us. (no shit)

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04-25-2013 01:17 PM
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RE: Owning a Zebra
You can get a new (baby) Zebra between 4 and 6 grand. This one is old, wounded, and headed for execution... I'm surprised you didn't throw them a lowball ($500) and see what would've happened.

May be too late now, if you've agreed to $2500, but I think I would say I've reconsidered and still throw the lowball. They were gonna get rid of it anyway, right?

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04-25-2013 01:33 PM
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RE: Owning a Zebra
(04-25-2013 11:55 AM)el mechanico Wrote:  You can ride them. Nothing can go wrong here Zebras are totally warm lovable pets
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Trying to get him kicked or bitten?
04-25-2013 01:38 PM
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Quote:"If your lawn isn't up to snuff, supplement their diet with hay, alfalfa, and carrots."

See? Being Alpha is the stuff of life!

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You can get a a baby zebra for $4500. Plus shipping, living space, food, health care(lol), etc...

I'd definitely get one if I had a bigger roll.
04-25-2013 01:42 PM
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RE: Owning a Zebra
(04-25-2013 01:13 PM)Tigre Wrote:  
(04-25-2013 12:03 PM)POHammer Wrote:  
(04-25-2013 11:26 AM)Roosh Wrote:  How much?

2500 USD

He's old and injured, thats why so cheap.

Usually they will sell for around 6,000.

Some listings:

http://www.lollibros.com/ExoticSales/tab...fault.aspx

El Mech will be onto this before you know it. Flipping zebras for profit.

Seems you can't eBay a live zebra though - I just searched it and found no useful results.
I have enough problems with wildlife in my yard. No Zebras for me.
04-25-2013 01:45 PM
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(04-25-2013 01:42 PM)NY Digital Wrote:  You can get a a baby zebra for $4500. Plus shipping, living space, food, health care(lol), etc...

I'd definitely get one if I had a bigger roll.
The OP got ripped off at 2500 for a high miles Zebra then
04-25-2013 01:51 PM
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Is a ferret exotic enough of a prop? Had one when I was young. They're cool as fuck, but smelly little fuckers at the same time.

[Image: ferret.jpg]
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(04-25-2013 01:58 PM)Katatonic Wrote:  Is a ferret exotic enough of a prop? Had one when I was young. They're cool as fuck, but smelly little fuckers at the same time.

[Image: ferret.jpg]

Ferrets are disastrous pets and most chicks are afraid of them.

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[Image: Zebra-Steak.jpg]

Zebra is very lean, low fat and tastes excellent. Unusually for a red meat, zebra has a very light flavour.

Zebra steaks should be cooked like a nice piece of Venison but don't cook more than than medium rare. If you want to be really bold, try it as a carpaccio.
04-25-2013 02:05 PM
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Tricks love the zonkey! Bargain priced at $3800.

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Not sure if I should move this to the Game or Lifestyle forum.

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(04-25-2013 03:26 PM)Roosh Wrote:  Not sure if I should move this to the Game or Lifestyle forum.
Don't you mean the 'Wild Game' or 'Livestock' forums?

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If it flies, floats, or fucks, rent.

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It is stuff like this that makes me addicted to this damn site.

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This has to be the funniest thread title I have read in my entire life !

RVF has officially stepped up to the next level !

Zebra game boys !
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Laugh Zebras seems tamable, they're pretty much a cheap horses with stripes, If I were you I'll buy the damn thing for the fun of it and eat it before it dies.

You pretty much get an exotic animal that can get you laid, make you money and end up as food and clothes for 2 grand.

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(04-25-2013 12:18 PM)Tuthmosis Wrote:  We're already at Zebra Game. Show me a game forum that's more avant-garde than us.

In a couple of years we'll be posting pictures of ourselves going out to game wearing custom suits with cheetahs on leashes.
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Doesn't this outdo Mystery's peacocking? Zebra steak looks impressive but photoshopped.
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If you wore a real zebra skin robe out you'd be the fucking man.
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Everyone here knows that owning a zebra is beta. If you really want to get laid, buy a lion or a bear.
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whats more alpha, riding to the club in a ferrari or on a zebra.

what if i had a python in my pants?

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(04-25-2013 12:04 PM)Samseau Wrote:  I think Zebra's are the best. Girls already get orgasms when riding horses, and love them to death on top of it, so Zebra's are probably the best bet.

So that's why bishes love horses so much.
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I thought girls loved horses because of their horse dicks. And do unimaginable crap to the horse in the pursuit of true wuv. Perhaps the next level of game is to text horse dick pictures, with the caption "you know you want it."
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(04-25-2013 01:51 PM)el mechanico Wrote:  
(04-25-2013 01:42 PM)NY Digital Wrote:  You can get a a baby zebra for $4500. Plus shipping, living space, food, health care(lol), etc...

I'd definitely get one if I had a bigger roll.
The OP got ripped off at 2500 for a high miles Zebra then


Didn't putchase. My cousin is the rancher dude who knows how to negotiate. I'm sure he can get the price down to 1500 or less.
This was apparently a good quality zebra at one point, probably one of the high end ones that go for 8-10K, so thats why they started a with a high price. Definitely can be bargained down.
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