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Life Imitates Seinfeld
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Life Imitates Seinfeld
Tonight while finding a place to park, I got into an actual honest to god Seinfeldian parallel parking standoff. I was George...who was in the right, I mean backing into a spot is the correct method after all...

But seriously, I can't believe the bitch was actually willing to sit there for about 15 min hoping I'd give up and take off first. She didn't even take off when I got out of the car to gesticulate angrily at her. Talk about entitlement.

I may have showed up to my date late, but winning the standoff was more important. Plus I was more pumped from that little victory in life.



02-11-2012 03:34 AM
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Life Imitates Seinfeld - BortimusPrime - 02-11-2012 03:34 AM
RE: Life Imitates Seinfeld - MMM - 02-11-2012, 05:20 AM
RE: Life Imitates Seinfeld - Duke Castile - 02-11-2012, 05:25 PM
RE: Life Imitates Seinfeld - Tuthmosis - 02-11-2012, 01:04 PM
RE: Life Imitates Seinfeld - BortimusPrime - 02-11-2012, 03:35 PM
RE: Life Imitates Seinfeld - BortimusPrime - 02-11-2012, 07:00 PM
RE: Life Imitates Seinfeld - Basil Ransom - 11-10-2012, 10:26 PM
RE: Life Imitates Seinfeld - Samseau - 11-10-2012, 11:22 PM
RE: Life Imitates Seinfeld - Samseau - 11-10-2012, 11:25 PM
RE: Life Imitates Seinfeld - Parlay44 - 11-11-2012, 01:23 AM
RE: Life Imitates Seinfeld - Merenguero - 11-11-2012, 01:53 AM
RE: Life Imitates Seinfeld - Parlay44 - 11-11-2012, 07:08 AM
RE: Life Imitates Seinfeld - Screwston - 11-11-2012, 06:35 AM

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