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My second takedown of 2013 and my first Turkish flag. I went across the street to grab a few beers during the first half of the game, and asked this chick who she was rooting for. She had been studying in Germany and came out to the US on a research assignment. Gamed her for the duration of the furious San Fran comeback and got her over to my place with some Balcony Game. It was a shitshow. Her English suddenly turned into a disaster. She asked if I wanted "the blowjob" and "the sexy behind." I had a tough time keeping a straight face. I have never felt so discombobulated and triumphant.

She just left.

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02-04-2013 12:58 AM
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Several "firsts" in one night - Col. Tigh - 01-12-2013, 12:38 AM
RE: Several "firsts" in one night - MrXY - 01-13-2013, 01:28 PM
RE: The I-Just-Had-Sex Thread (Plus-Notch Thread) - Charlemagne In Sweatpants - 02-04-2013 12:58 AM
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