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RE: The I-Just-Had-Sex Thread (Plus-Notch Thread)
(12-21-2014 10:29 AM)alex3948 Wrote:  Just had a new notch tonight. Story is very strange, but I swear it's true.

I bring this chick back home while my girlfriend was spending the weekend at her parents' place (bad move I know). Just as I'm right into her, the phone rings, it's my girlfriend.

I tell my girl, "the wife's landlord is calling, hang on". My girlfriend says, "hey, I forgot my keys, I'm in front of the house, come outside". Oops. At least I took care of making sure all curtains were closed and my missus' shoes were inside. So the only thing to do is pretend like I'm not here.

I tell the girlfriend, "oh I'm not home, I am on my way back from Bangkok, meet me at the mall in 15 mins". She seems suspicious but she agrees. I tell my missus that I am tired of the landlord dropping by without calling so I have to pretend to be elsewhere. She seems to find it funny. I watch through the peephole to make sure the girlfriend is far away and out of sight before sneaking out with my missus and bringing her to the bus station. I leave home with my bags and leave the house in the same exact state than it was before I left 2 days ago.

I meet the girlfriend at the mall, we come back home together, she notices nothing. Got a nice notch, but it was a close call.

Why are you calling a random your Missus?

Choose your next witticism carefully Mr Bond, it may be your last.

its really precious seeing your rodent wheel excuses for brains spin endlessly
12-21-2014 10:45 AM
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Several "firsts" in one night - Col. Tigh - 01-12-2013, 12:38 AM
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RE: The I-Just-Had-Sex Thread (Plus-Notch Thread) - Goldfinger - 12-21-2014 10:45 AM
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