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RE: NoPorn / NoFap Google Group - For Those Who're Serious
(12-08-2016 04:28 PM)sterling_archer Wrote:  Doesn't matter, it doesn't count as a relapse.

Oh I know! It is just a bit annoying when I nut into my satin lounge pants!

(12-08-2016 06:00 PM)Nater Wrote:  Well, it wasn't that hard until two days ago...

I was awakened by my dick in the middle of the night, it was a hell of a wood it reminded me of puberty and my hot high school teacher. I got out of bed and directly went to the bathroom to see it, I turned on the light and pulled my dick out of my pajamas what I saw confirmed my suspicions, it was my hot teacher erection indeed. My dick was spamming my brain with pictures, 1000 images per second. Her ass with the grey sweat pant, her ass with tight jeans, her tits with the brown sweater, her skull necklace hanging down her tits, her smile, the sunglasses in spring, the green eyes... It wouldn't stop.

So I closed my eyes, took a big breath and I thought about the promise I made here earlier in the week: 90 days of nofap and I was at day 4. I told my dick that I would loose all credibility in the forum but she wouldn't hear it, IT'S THE HOLY ERECTION THE HOT HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER ERECTION YOU LOOSER. I closed my eyes a second time and the flood of pictures continued, I started rationalizing. I owe it to this teacher, she helped me become a man. As my left hand got closer to my dick, a random taught popped into my head, Dale Carnegie Principle 12: When nothing works throw down a challenge.

I had just learned this principle earlier in the day. I thought about a staring contest, Nater at least if you loose you can say to RVF members that you improved your eye contact game.

Two eyes vs one eye, I won. Thank you Mr. Carnegie!

Week 1, completed.

One: That teacher sounds like she has one helluva... Personality. By personality, I mean body. Ass, specifically.

Two: Good for you man! Keep it up and keep updating!

(12-08-2016 07:00 PM)Mercenary Wrote:  Nater, you could have also drenched yourself with ice cold water from the shower...but well done anyway for getting through it. Thumb up

I do that a lot. Cold showers work wonders.

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RE: NoPorn / NoFap Google Group - For Those Who're Serious - Ivanis - 12-08-2016 07:26 PM