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Russian language: no more bullshit
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RE: Russian language: no more bullshit
I found a funny Russian Instagram account. It's short native-level Russian videos, but you can get a lot of the cultural humor without understanding everything. And the lizard is pretty hot (despite recent arm tattoos and probably implants).

Here's a funny cuck-humor clip(YouTube embedded below). I've translated, but I'm not a native Russian speaker, so help me out if I've fucked them up:

Про черт, что здесь происходит? Что это за ???? (What the hell's going on here? ???)
Господи, Юра, это мой научный руководитель. (It's my professor)
Слава богу, я даже то и не подумал. Идём. (I didn't even think, let's go)
Я так и знал. Закончена. (I knew it, it's over!)
Юра, стой, это мой двойродны брат. Арнольд. (Stop, it's my cousin, Arnold)
Юрий, подай пожалуйста мою сумочку. (Give me my purse please)
Всегда пожалуйста. Прикол, презервативы в сумочке. А как они туда попали? (Of course. Cool, condoms in your purse. How did they get there?)
До аптеки в пальце купила, потом подумала зачем. (I bought them at the drugstore, then I wondered why)
Господи, смешные только. (Hilarious)
Аппарата выключила. (The phone has been switched off)
Наверно на фитнесе. (Probably at the gym)
На кого эти цветочки? (Who are the flowers from?)
Я просто купила себе для настроения. (I bought them for myself to improve my mood)
Черт, близ. Вот за это я и тебе люблю. (That's why I love you)



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Russian language: no more bullshit - Roosh - 04-14-2013, 06:51 PM
RE: Russian language: no more bullshit - edlefou - 08-19-2017 02:53 AM

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