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RE: The Miley Cyrus trainwreck
The resident NY Times queer-or-mangina (that's getting to be an increasingly tough guessing game by the way) "pop music critic" wrote a review of this creature's new album which is a barely comprehensible exercise in the tortuous party line that is apparently deemed necessary these days when it comes to the single most important topic in the world, which is what we are supposed to make of some tatted up skank.

Seriously, there is a fanatical mincing carefulness to the article which is what some North Korean internal reports of party congresses must read like.

The article is entitled "Get Back, and Just Let Miley Cyrus Grow Up". Alright.

It opens up with this salvo:

Quote:Enough already. Enough with the nose-in-the-air repudiations and the false moral panics. Enough of the finger pointing and the slut shaming. Enough with the using of Miley Cyrus as a punching bag.

Then the queer-mangina hamster (we need a new gif for that because it's a very different animal from either the female or the male hamster... Tuth?) really gets going:

Quote:It’s numbingly easy to pick on someone like Ms. Cyrus for her creative choices, and the vitriol aimed at her in recent weeks has felt especially hollow, declarations of cultural war from defenders of an innocent past that never was. That goes for pop as a whole, which always needs flamboyant disruptors to survive, and for Ms. Cyrus herself, who’s been famous for half her young life and is astute about fame’s demands.

LOL!! Sweet f'ing diction there Jon.

Quote:“Bangerz” (RCA), which will be released on Tuesday, is Ms. Cyrus’s fourth solo album, though that’s not the most useful metric given the rate with which she’s molted skin in recent years.

Alright, so how did Ms Cyrus do?

Quote:The results are scattershot, but sometimes great, reflecting an artist still making sense of new inputs. She worked largely with the producer Mike WiLL Made-It, a heavy in hip-hop and R&B but not, until now, a true pop force. Even his success here is on unusual terms — the songs he’s created for Ms. Cyrus rumble like obstinate weather systems. Their hit “We Can’t Stop” is an ornery, stubborn song, sticking low to the ground, never letting Ms. Cyrus soar vocally. But the video, with Ms. Cyrus in louche party-comedown mode, was a YouTube star burst. Suddenly, the exhaustion in the song was clear; it was because Ms. Cyrus was tuckered out.

lol wut?

Seriously, this is some of the most tortured and bizarre writing I've ever seen. This super-mangina (or gay?) is jumping through some truly spectacular hoops to somehow achieve just the right take on this whore as approved in the latest Feminist Congress.

Quote:The thrill of Ms. Cyrus is that it’s virtually impossible to know what her insides look like. Her shift to high fashion and hip-hop was sudden, and more effective than one could have expected.

Dang.

Quote: Twelve months ago, there would have been no way to predict that she’d show up on a song like “23” (from Mike WiLL Made-It’s forthcoming album) as a drawl-heavy rapper — rapping better than her song mate Wiz Khalifa, it should be said — and then appear in the video wearing a Michael Jordan jersey sliced and diced into some sort of bustier-diaper combo. It’s daring and odd and disarmingly effective; if she can do this, what other worldviews can she inhabit?

I don't know. What other worldviews do you think this bitch can inhabit, Jon?

It goes on in the same vein. Read for yourself. By the way, it's obvious that this guy has as much of a feel for music as I do for Egyptian hieroglyphics. It's a scarily empty, formal text exercise without any content whatsoever but adhering to the form that was somehow laid down in this nonsense world.

Between putting dogs in an MRI scanner and crafting these bizarre mandarin appraisals of the sacred whore Miley, it's quite a world out there at the Old Grey Lady.

same old shit, sixes and sevens Shaft...
10-06-2013 05:30 PM
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