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Women Ruining Themselves With Tattoos -- What to Say?
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RE: Women Ruining Themselves With Tattoos -- What to Say?
At some point one of my daughters came and said "daddy I'm going to get this great tatoo."

I said "Tatoos are UGLY. They look terrible. The women who get them end up looking like tramps and regret it. You are utterly gorgeous and a tatoo on you is like spraying mud on the Mona Lisa"

She got angry and pouty and accused me of being a caveman. I didn't bother defending, I just made her a really tasty sandwich. As soon as she ate the sandwich, she calmed down. They she said "it's my decision" and I said "but of COURSE it's your decision, darling, you are a grown woman".

Of course she didn't get the tatoo. Heh heh.

PS. Game tip for men: when scolding wives or daughters, hit 'em hard, then make them food. Women are unable to resist the opinions of a man who feeds them delicious food. Their brains are weak and they are easily distracted. Flowers or a kitten also works but food is better.
01-27-2019 03:50 PM
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