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The Fantasy of the Cat Lady Destroyed
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The Fantasy of the Cat Lady Destroyed
Dear cat lady: your cats do not love you. They are not your children

They are just signifiers that remind you of a time when you had power, before you hit the wall. You mind is stuck in the past, while your body throttles towards the future: lonely death.

You are alone, even when you have cats. If you died by yourself in your house, they'd wouldn't hesitate to eat you with no remorse.

Feminism has failed you. You were too stupid when you were young to realize that feminism doesn't really care about your continued well being. That's why you think you need cats and are addicted to antidepressants.

Please don't be selfish. Warn future generations of females what they are getting themselves into if they embrace the feminist experiment of YOLO behavior that goes against eons of natural selection.

Tell them not to be suckered.. while they lose out, the pharmaceutical companies who supply the anti-depressants are making off like bandits. There are probably other, not-so-easy-to-see forces making money off of enabling feminism as well.

Cat lady = very sad
(This post was last modified: 01-19-2014 01:53 PM by soup.)
01-19-2014 01:52 PM
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