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The Fantasy of the Cat Lady Destroyed
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RE: The Fantasy of the Cat Lady Destroyed
The odd thing is, I always thought people liked cats *because* they're independent and don't really give a fuck about you. When they are affectionate, they're doing it for their own amusement. Kind of like an aloof alpha, I guess.

I've encountered women who seem normal but then go into the whole my cats luuuuuuuuuuuuv me sooooo much routine at the drop of a hat.

I realized that when these sorts of women see a cat, what they're perceiving is something almost totally unrelated to reality. It's almost like they're literally seeing something that isn't there. "Cat" to them means a baby/stuffed animal hybrid or something. The funny thing is, cats are actually nature's most focused, uncompromising predators, other than maybe sharks. Given the chance, they'd prefer to do nothing but sleep and rip apart other cute, fuzzy little creatures all day.

I don't necessarily dislike cats, but if a woman has a cat, even if she's hot, it's a big negative.
(This post was last modified: 01-19-2014 03:22 PM by darklightdispatch.)
01-19-2014 03:20 PM
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