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The Fantasy of the Cat Lady Destroyed
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RE: The Fantasy of the Cat Lady Destroyed
Haha. I remember Tuthmosis wrote that article called "Dictionary Of American Girlspeak, Volume II" and for cat he wrote: "2. A proxy for female maternal instinct that many girls begin acquiring in their mid-to-late 20s (and accumulating in subsequent decades) that serves a series of psychological functions: enabling her to rationalize her on-going single status; giving her living prop for Facebook pictures; granting her the satisfaction of caring for a living creature without any of the inconvenience of having to do any real work, since cats—apart from having to fill their bowls and clean their litter box—are essentially self-sustaining. 3. A virtually useless, intensely disloyal pet that barely recognizes you as part of its life."

I always found that really funny because of how true it was.
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