Post: #102

"At least you tried"

Fuck off, I don't need your sympathy. I learned what I needed to, bettered myself and moved on to my next plan for world domination.

"You can't give it a 100%, you've gotta give it a 120%"

Where'd your learn your math? If you have an extra 20% you can pull outta your ass you weren't giving a 100% anyway, you're an idiot that can't do basic math that gave 80%.

"Money, girls, muscles, pretty much anything important isn't everything in life"

Don't tell me this unless your rich, pulling dimes, jacked, etc cause honestly, what do you know about it?

"This time it's different...really...no, like seriously"

Die. If you can't put in the minimal effort to explain why or how, I'm not putting in the effort to believe you.

"I think I'm going to die without her/him in my life"

No bitch, you're not. You lived x odd years without him/her, nothing in the laws of the universe state that your existence suddenly became dependent on the geographical proximity to said person.

"Dude, you know working out too much can lead to injury"

Noooo, don't talk to me about my body until you've lifted something heavier than a double cheeseburger.

"You know what they say..."

Who's they?! I ain't listening to you so I definitely ain't listening to the imaginary people in your head.

"A man should never hit a woman"

False, men and women shouldn't hit each other BUT you kill someone in my family? Try to stab me? Try to hurt my hypothetical child? I don't care if you got a dick or not, I'm laying the smack down.

Sorry guys I got carried away before I realized half the shit I wrote doesn't even have to do with losers. Well guess it's shit I hate to hear. Sorry if I derailed a bit.