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Best part of the old Testament is King David:

-Scouted as the next King by the profit Samuel. Chosen from his 8 brothers
-Single handily had killed a lion and a bear from his days as a Sheppard
- Worked his way into royal court by being an excellent musician. Became personal musician and armor-bearer to the King.
- Was sent to bring supplies to his brothers in the army while they faced off the Philistines. Accepts the challenge of Goliath (a giant from the other army) to single handed combat. Slays him with a stone from a sling and cuts off his head. Other army flees. Becomes local legend.
-King makes him a commander. Says he can marry his daughter if he cuts off 100 enemy dicks. He comes back with 200.
- Becomes too popular and King tries to have him killed in battle. He doesn't and becomes even more popular from succeeding in battle.
- Forced into hiding a leads a band of warriors who each have an impressive reputation in battle and combat.
- Starts a rebellion
-King is killed in battle and David is made the new king
-Massively expands the empire
-Steals a mans wife and has him sent to the battle front to die
-And much more...
05-20-2015 03:31 PM
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The Old Testament thread - Roosh - 05-20-2015, 10:46 AM
RE: The Old Testament thread - kbell - 05-20-2015, 11:13 AM
RE: The Old Testament thread - MMM - 05-20-2015, 12:26 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - seneca - 05-20-2015, 12:47 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - h3ltrsk3ltr - 05-20-2015, 12:56 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - h3ltrsk3ltr - 05-20-2015, 06:06 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - N°6 - 05-20-2015, 02:46 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - Atlantic - 05-20-2015 03:31 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - alexdagr81 - 05-20-2015, 05:45 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - lskdfjldsf - 05-20-2015, 07:13 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - memcpy - 05-20-2015, 11:06 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - RawGod - 05-21-2015, 06:50 AM
RE: The Old Testament thread - SunW - 05-21-2015, 10:31 AM
RE: The Old Testament thread - Socrates - 05-21-2015, 01:22 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - heavy - 05-21-2015, 02:15 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - SunW - 05-21-2015, 02:36 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - Teedub - 05-21-2015, 04:05 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - Dr. Howard - 05-21-2015, 04:30 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - Roosh - 05-21-2015, 04:31 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - RockHard - 05-22-2015, 07:29 AM
RE: The Old Testament thread - memcpy - 05-22-2015, 10:04 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - Atlantic - 05-22-2015, 10:23 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - memcpy - 05-22-2015, 11:44 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - Samseau - 05-23-2015, 01:02 AM
RE: The Old Testament thread - Samseau - 05-23-2015, 01:04 AM
RE: The Old Testament thread - Sooth - 05-22-2015, 10:43 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - h3ltrsk3ltr - 05-23-2015, 11:26 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - N°6 - 05-24-2015, 05:02 AM
RE: The Old Testament thread - Roosh - 05-24-2015, 12:05 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - ricroc - 05-24-2015, 01:28 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - Mage - 05-25-2015, 05:52 AM
RE: The Old Testament thread - raliv - 05-26-2015, 11:03 AM
RE: The Old Testament thread - SunW - 05-26-2015, 03:17 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - didaskalos - 06-05-2015, 07:21 AM
RE: The Old Testament thread - N°6 - 06-22-2015, 11:42 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - kbell - 06-26-2015, 07:45 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - Ambicatus - 06-28-2015, 03:17 AM
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RE: The Old Testament thread - Roosh - 07-03-2015, 07:03 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - N°6 - 07-04-2015, 01:08 AM
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RE: The Old Testament thread - N°6 - 07-04-2015, 09:11 AM
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RE: The Old Testament thread - Samseau - 07-04-2015, 10:54 AM
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RE: The Old Testament thread - Samseau - 07-04-2015, 11:48 AM
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RE: The Old Testament thread - N°6 - 07-04-2015, 01:26 AM
RE: The Old Testament thread - Ambicatus - 07-04-2015, 04:26 AM
RE: The Old Testament thread - Lumbre - 07-04-2015, 05:57 AM
RE: The Old Testament thread - Ambicatus - 07-04-2015, 06:45 AM
RE: The Old Testament thread - Lumbre - 07-04-2015, 08:18 AM
RE: The Old Testament thread - Lumbre - 07-04-2015, 08:42 AM
RE: The Old Testament thread - SunW - 07-04-2015, 08:57 AM
RE: The Old Testament thread - Lumbre - 07-04-2015, 11:48 AM
RE: The Old Testament thread - Lumbre - 07-04-2015, 12:07 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - Lumbre - 07-04-2015, 12:22 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - Samseau - 07-04-2015, 01:21 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - Lumbre - 07-04-2015, 03:30 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - Lumbre - 07-05-2015, 05:58 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - Samseau - 07-05-2015, 07:05 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - Phoenix - 07-05-2015, 07:12 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - Samseau - 07-05-2015, 08:39 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - johhny - 07-05-2015, 09:24 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - johhny - 07-05-2015, 08:31 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - johhny - 07-05-2015, 08:55 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - scorpion - 07-06-2015, 03:43 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - Paracelsus - 07-14-2015, 02:31 AM
RE: The Old Testament thread - Roosh - 07-14-2015, 01:18 AM
RE: The Old Testament thread - JDog212 - 04-23-2016, 01:06 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - SirTimothy - 04-23-2016, 01:51 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - N°6 - 08-12-2019, 01:14 AM
RE: The Old Testament thread - Wutang - 10-29-2015, 10:26 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - Wutang - 10-30-2015, 01:27 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - Ambicatus - 11-09-2015, 01:24 AM
RE: The Old Testament thread - Wutang - 11-09-2015, 05:47 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - Roosh - 04-19-2016, 04:31 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - debeguiled - 04-19-2016, 04:59 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - Clockwerk - 04-19-2016, 10:32 PM
RE: The Old Testament thread - Helaman - 04-20-2016, 10:06 AM
RE: The Old Testament thread - Samseau - 04-20-2016, 04:57 PM
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RE: The Old Testament thread - Kid Twist - 05-02-2016, 02:07 PM
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