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Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
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RE: Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
This joke works best when you are outside and it is cold, but I still laugh at it even now because it is an existential joke:

A baby polar bear said to his mom, "Are you sure I'm a polar bear?" His mom said yes.

Next he went to his dad and said, "Are you sure I'm a polar bear?' His dad said yes.

Then, when his parents were together he said, "Are you sure I'm a polar bear?'

And his dad finally said, "Why do you keep asking us if you are a polar bear?"

And the baby polar bear said, "Because I'm fucking freezing."

“That sig BTW is a very asinine anti-family anti-parent quote. You live in a country where 40% of children grow up without a biological father, yet somehow “the greatest burden a child must bear is the unlived life of its parents”? Sorry but this is fruity Boomer nonsense.”

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