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Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
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RE: Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
A bear and a rabbit were walking through the woods when they heard a scream.

They ran towards the sound and came upon a well. At the bottom was an old hag, screaming for help.

They threw her a rope and pulled her out. The hag thanked them profusely.

"I am a witch," she said. "You get three wishes each for helping me. Let's start with you," pointing to the rabbit.

The rabbit started speaking, but the bear impatiently brushed him aside with his great paw.

"I'll start," the bear said. "I wish all the bears in this wood were female."

The witch snapped her fingers. It was done.

Next it was the rabbit's turn. He shot the bear an angry look before speaking.

"I wish I had a scooter with a full tank," the rabbit said. The witch snapped her fingers, and poof, there was a scooter in front of the rabbit.

The bear's turn. "On second thought, I wish all the bears in this country were female," he said, licking his lips and smiling.

The witch snapped her fingers. Done.

It was the rabbit's turn. He thought for a second and started smiling. "I wish I had a helmet for my scooter."

Snap. On his head appeared a helmet.

It was the bear's last wish. "You know what? I wish all the bears in the WORLD were female!"

The witch snapped her fingers. "Done," she said.

It was the rabbit's last wish. He hopped on his scooter, kickstarted the engine and started speeding away. As he disappeared 'round a bend he yelled

03-04-2016 05:58 AM
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