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Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
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RE: Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
I've come up with a few

How do you beat a musical note?
You trump-it

Why did the man put $2.50 on every cow he saw?
He was tipping cows

What do you call a bowl of jello pretending to be spaghetti?
An impasta

What do you call it when lipstick fucks mascara?
makeup sex

How did detective Quasimodo find the criminal?
he had a hunch

What do you call someone who acts like a jew and talks like a jew, but isn't a jew?
jew-ish
03-05-2016 09:11 PM
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