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Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
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RE: Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
Elephant walking through the jungle gets a thorn in his foot, causing him great pain. A mouse offers to remove the thorn for the elephant, "on one condition" he says. "What's that?" says the elephant. "That you let me fuck you in the ass after" replies the mouse. The elephant tries not to laugh and agrees, since the thorn is really hurting. The mouse manages to remove the thorn, and then he says to the elephant, "now you have to let me fuck you in the ass." Ok, whatever" says the elephant. The mouse clambers up and starts humping furiously with his tiny little pecker. In a nearby tree, a monkey has been watching the whole exchange, and finds the sight of the mouse pumping away at the nonchalant elephant so hilarious, he starts jumping up and down in his tree; the jumping dislodges a coconut, which falls on the elephant's head. "Ow!!" says the elephant, and the mouse yells out, "Yeeeaaah, take it all, bitch!"
03-06-2016 03:31 PM
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