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Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
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RE: Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
There was a fly buzzing around above a stream. And he flew ever closer to the surface of the water.
A salmon swimming in the stream noticed the fly, and the salmon thought: as soon as the fly gets close to the surface I’m going to jump up and eat him.
A bear near the water saw the fly and the salmon, and he thought: as soon as the fly comes close to the surface of the water and the salmon jumps up, I’m going to catch the salmon and eat it.
A hunter in the nearby woods saw the fly, the salmon and the bear, and he thought: as soon as the fly comes near the surface of the water, the salmon jumps up and the bear goes for the salmon, I’m going to shoot the bear.
Near the hunter was a little bird and a cat. The cat saw the fly, the salmon, the bear and the hunter. The cat thought: as soon as the fly comes near the surface of the water, the salmon jumps up, the bear goes for the salmon and the hunter will shoot the bear, the little bird will fly away and at that moment I can jump the bird and eat it.
And so it happened: the fly came near the surface of the water, the salmon jumped up and caught the fly in its mouth, the bear lashed out with its claw caught the salmon, the hunter fired and shot the bear, the little bird startled and flew away, the cat jumped at the little bird. But the cat missed the bird and landed in the stream.

The moral of the story: the longer the foreplay, the wetter the pussy.

Take care

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03-06-2016 08:38 PM
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