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Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
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RE: Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
The king of the forest, a bear, in order to make some more money to cover Obamacare, opened a shop.

On the first day, rabbit comes in and asks the bear if he has any carrots. The bear says he does not.

On the next day, the rabbit comes again, asking for carrots. Again, the bear says he does not have any.

And the same happens each and every day, during the entire week. Eventually, the bear says to the rabbit:

Bear: "Listen up, jerk. Do you see that rifle hanging over the counter?"
Rabbit: "Yeah..."
Bear: "If I hear you mentioning carrots again, I will shoot you dead."
Rabbit:"Ok..."

Tomorrow, the rabbit comes again to the shop:

Rabbit: "Hello bear. Do you have any bullets?"
Bear: "No"
Rabbit: "And carrots?"

Ceterum autem censeo Scandinavia delendam esse.
(This post was last modified: 03-22-2016 05:45 PM by Irenicus.)
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