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Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
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RE: Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
(03-22-2016 05:45 PM)Irenicus Wrote:  The king of the forest, a bear, in order to make some more money to cover Obamacare, opened a shop.

On the first day, rabbit comes in and asks the bear if he has any carrots. The bear says he does not.

On the next day, the rabbit comes again, asking for carrots. Again, the bear says he does not have any.

And the same happens each and every day, during the entire week. Eventually, the bear says to the rabbit:

Bear: "Listen up, jerk. Do you see that rifle hanging over the counter?"
Rabbit: "Yeah..."
Bear: "If I hear you mentioning carrots again, I will shoot you dead."
Rabbit:"Ok..."

Tomorrow, the rabbit comes again to the shop:

Rabbit: "Hello bear. Do you have any bullets?"
Bear: "No"
Rabbit: "And carrots?"

Nobody respects a good joke more than me.

Why fuck that one up with the anti-Obama rhetoric? Just keep it about the rabbit and the bear. Here's axsemi funny joke that I will ruin with politics:

A hooker goes to a new doctor because obamacare took her old one. She asks the doctor to have another vagina inserted into her hip.

The doctor asks why. She says:

"In order to pay for my Obamacare, I need to make some money on the side"

See, its no longer funny.

Aloha!
03-22-2016 07:13 PM
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