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Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
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RE: Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
In order to pay for Obamacare, a New Yorker, a Californian and a Texan rob a bank.

They all manage to fill a bag full of cash before they hear sirens and decide that it's time to make a quick exit.

The cops chase them into a forest, where the three each climb a different tree.

The police catch up and hear some noise coming from the first tree where the New Yorker is hiding. They shout, "Whose there?"

The New Yorker says "Tweet tweet!"

The police say, "Must be a bird" and they move on.

The hear some noise coming from up the tree where the guy from California is hiding. The shout at the trees asking "who is there?" and they here "miao, miao!"

They assume its just a cat and keep going.

Then they hear a sound from the tree that the Texan climbed.

"Whose up there?" they ask.

The Texan responds, "Moooo! Mooo!"
(This post was last modified: 03-22-2016 11:39 PM by Suits.)
03-22-2016 11:38 PM
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