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Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
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RE: Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
(03-26-2016 04:09 AM)Horus Wrote:  
(03-22-2016 11:38 PM)Suits Wrote:  In order to pay for Obamacare, a New Yorker, a Californian and a Texan rob a bank.

They all manage to fill a bag full of cash before they hear sirens and decide that it's time to make a quick exit.

The cops chase them into a forest, where the three each climb a different tree.

The police catch up and hear some noise coming from the first tree where the New Yorker is hiding. They shout, "Whose there?"

The New Yorker says "Tweet tweet!"

The police say, "Must be a bird" and they move on.

The hear some noise coming from up the tree where the guy from California is hiding. The shout at the trees asking "who is there?" and they here "miao, miao!"

They assume its just a cat and keep going.

Then they hear a sound from the tree that the Texan climbed.

"Whose up there?" they ask.

The Texan responds, "Moooo! Mooo!"

In order to pay for Obamacare, an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman rob a bank.

While being chased by police, they turn a corner and enter an abandoned warehouse. On the floor they see three sacks which they hide inside.

The policeman enters and sees the sacks. He approaches the sack with the Englishman inside and gives it a kick.

When the Englishman yells "Woof woof," the policeman assumes it's a dog and moves to the next sack containing the Scotsman and gives it a kick.

When the Scotsman says "Meow, meow" the policeman assumes it's a cat and moves on to the third sack containing the Irishman, and gives it a kick.

When the Irishman says "Potatoes, potatoes, potatoes,"........

This Japanese guy goes to the eye doctor.

They doctor says " I'm sorry sir, you have a cataract"

The Japanese guy say "I'm sorry too"

then he says "If I didntchave to pay for Obamacare, I'd have bought a Ramborgini"

Aloha!
03-28-2016 07:48 PM
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