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Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
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RE: Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
Rabbit walks into a bar. He yells:

"HEY, WOLF!!"
"What?"
"I JUST FUCKED YOUR WIFE RAW!!"
"You little bastard. Come outside, so that I teach you some respect.."
"DEAL!!"

After 10 minutes, rabbit comes back in, without a single scratch, smiling. Wolf, missing half his teeth, follows suit.

Rabbit yells:

"HEY, LION!!"
"What?"
"I HAD A THREESOME WITH BOTH YOU DAUGHTERS, WHILE YOUR WIFE WAS WATCHING!!!"
"You son of a whore. Come outside, so that I teach you some manners..."
"BRING IT!!"

And after 10 minutes...rabbit comes back in, smiling, and without a single scratch. Lion, missing all his teeth, and limping, follows suit.

Not one minute passed, and Bear comes in, very pissed. He yells:

"LISTEN UP FOOLS!!. IF SOMEONE DARES TO SAY ANYTHING BAD TO MY GOOD FRIEND RABBIT, HE WILL REGRET THE DAY HE WAS BORN!!!"
(This post was last modified: 07-18-2016 07:27 PM by Irenicus.)
07-18-2016 07:26 PM
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