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Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
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RE: Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
(07-28-2016 08:46 AM)Suits Wrote:  Two ditch diggers are sweating it out in the trenches, digging yet another ditch for their corporate overlords. Finally, one of them has enough and says,

"What the fuck am I doing digging a ditch for $10 an hour just to try to pay for Obamacare while that asshole CEO sits in an air-conditioned office earning $1000 hour to tell others what to do?"

His compatriot responses, "Shucks make, you're right. Whatcha gonna do about it?"

"I'm going to go to the top floor at headquarters and give our CEO a piece of my mind."

So, the bedraggled ditch-digger climbs out of the ditch, dusts himself off and takes a trip back to HQ, where he takes the elevator up to the 28th floor.

There he shoves his way past a receptionist and encounters the CEO, who he corners and asks, "What the fuck am I doing digging a ditch for $10 an hour just to try to pay for Obamacare

Suits met a nice girl and drove her way out into the woods. They had some great sex the backseat of his car.

After they were done the girl says " im actually a hooker, and inorder to pay for obamacare, i need $100.

Suits then turns to her and says " well im a taxi driver, and in order to pay for obamacare, i need $200."

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07-28-2016 02:18 PM
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