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Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
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RE: Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
There were once two prawns - Justin and Christian.

They were good friends, and had good times together, but spent most of their time swimming away from hungry sharks.

One day, Justin had had enough. He cried, "I wish I was a shark so I wouldn't worry about being eaten!"

A mysterious cod appeared and said, "Your wish is my command!" Suddenly, Justin was a fearsome shark! Christian was naturally terrified, and swam off because he didn't want to be eaten by his former friend.

As time went by, Justin found shark life to be dull. Sure, he didn't have to worry about being eaten, but he was lonely, missing his good friend Christian. Finally, he had had enough, and cried, "I wish I was a prawn like before!"

The mysterious cod appeared once more and said, "Very well!" Justin found himself to be a prawn again. He was overjoyed, and swam immediately to Christian's home in the coral. He knocked on Christian's door. "Christian!" he shouted, "Christian! It's me Justin! Let me in!"

"No way!" Christian shouted back. "You're trying to trick me, I don't want to be eaten!"

"No, it's not like that!" said Justin. "I'm not a shark anymore, that was the old me! I found Cod! I'm a prawn again, Christian!"

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