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Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
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RE: Let's have a laugh - share some jokes
An engaged couple, by sheer unfortunate coincidence, both die in separate car crashes on the way to their wedding. When they both show up at heaven's gate, they ask St. Peter if it would be possible for them to be married there in heaven.

St. Peter frowns a bit about this, promises he'll look into it, and asks them to wait. They hang around for about three months and then St. Peter finally comes back and has the couple married right there at the Pearly Gates.

Another three months pass and the couple aren't getting along. They discover they hate each other and they don't like the idea of being married for eternity, so they go back to St. Peter and ask him whether, since it was possible for them to be married, whether it's also possible for them to get a divorce.

St. Peter throws down his halo in disgust. "Fucking hell, it took me three months to find a priest up here, you know how long it'll take to find a lawyer??"

Remissas, discite, vivet.
God save us from people who mean well. -storm
(This post was last modified: 10-16-2017 08:24 PM by Paracelsus.)
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